Hacked nude celeb pics hit the web
The greatest nude celebrity hacking of all time is upon us. A shitload of celebrities just had nude pics leaked to the web. And we're talking A-listers like: Kate Upton, Selena Gomez, Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria Justice (above), Aubrey Plaza, Kaley Cuoco, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and more. Basically, everyone you've always wanted to see naked is naked. And some, *cough*KateUpton*cough*, are REALLY naked. Some of the celebs are saying the pics are fake (Victoria Justice, but they've already been proven real by internet sleuths), while others are acknowledging that the pics are real, like Mary Elizabeth Winstead:
"To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you feel great about yourselves ... Knowing those photos were deleted long ago, I can only imagine the creepy effort that went into this. Feeling for everyone who got hacked."
Jennifer Lawrence's rep said in a statement:
"The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence."
The hacker somehow accessed all these celebs' iCloud accounts or something -- I'm not exactly sure. All I know is that he's a fucking wizard doing the Lord's work. Predictably, lawyers are going ballistic, so I can't host any of the pics here. But I hear that you may be able to see all the Kate Upton pics here
. And Selena Gomez could possibly be found here
. And a general roundup of all the pics might possibly be found here
. Gonna keep this post bumped for a while, and I'll update as needed (the hacker said more is coming, no pun intended).
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, July 8
leaving the Dior party in Paris (pics start here
leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here
Actress Jenny Pellicer
at the premiere of The Bridge
at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood (pics start here
out and about in New York (pics start here
out and about in Paris (pics start here
leaving her hotel in Paris (pics start here
Model Chantel Jeffries
shopping at Westfield Shepherds Bush in London (pics start here
on her way to the Cher and Cyndi Lauper concert at The Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here
and her boyfriend David McIntosh
out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaving the Armani Show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here
on the set of Legend in London (pics start here
leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here
*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, May 10, and Sunday, May 11
at the premiere of X-Men: Days of Future Past
in New York (pics start here
shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here
running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here
arriving at LAX airport (pics start here
at the premiere of X-Men: Days of Future Past
in New York (pics start here
shopping in London (pics start here
at The L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center's Annual "An Evening with Women" in Beverly Hills (pics start here
hosting Revlon's Annual Run Walk in Downtown L.A. (pics start here
at KIIS FM's 2014 Wango Tango at the StubHub Center in L.A. (pics start here
performing at KIIS FM's 2014 Wango Tango at the StubHub Center in L.A. (pics start here
at the European premiere of Godzilla
at the Odeon Leicester Square in London (pics start here
and her boyfriend Erez Eisen
leaving a bar in Tel Aviv, Israel (pics start here
*123 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lawrence leaving The Chiltern Firehouse restaurant in London
Remember when Jennifer Lawrence first became famous? Remember her great attitude? She was just a normal girl from Louisville who happened to win an Oscar. She still hung out with all her friends from high school (making one of them her personal assistant), still did normal things, and still had a "normal chick" kind of attitude. She hadn't become one of those bitchy entitled Hollywood chicks yet. Remember that? That was a long time ago.*15 Jennifer Lawrence pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lawrence walking the red carpet at the 2014 Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood
After famously tripping
while accepting her Best Actress award at last year's Academy Awards, Jennifer Lawrence tripped again at this year's awards, this time on the red carpet. See, this is why Meryl Streep is so damn amazing. Not only is she a great actress like Jennifer, but she's also really good at walking. Normally, you're good at either one or the other, but Meryl has somehow mastered both. A true once in a generation talent.
*20 Jennifer Lawrence Oscar pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lawrence might be engaged
Did Jennifer Lawrence's boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult, propose to her over the holidays? Sure, why not. It's not like he has anything better to do. A source tells OK!
"Jennifer is walking on air. She's madly in love with Nicholas and is the happiest she's ever been. Jen likes to live a relatively modest private life. She knows news of the engagement will make that harder if not impossible. And she is obsessed with her privacy."
The insider added that Jen and Nick spent the festive season at her family home in Lexington, Kentucky - with the actor seeing it as the perfect opportunity to propose.
They explained: "Jennifer is extremely close to her family, When she isn't filming or promoting her movies, she spends a lot of time at her parents' house. All the family had gathered in the living room, enjoying the night before Christmas when Nick asked for everyone's attention and began giving a speech to Jennifer. He stook up and took her hand, helping her to stand up as well. When she was on her feet, he knelt down and pulled the ring out of his pocket and asked her to marry him."
The American Hustle beauty is said to have 'cried and screamed' when being presented with the ring after accepting his proposal.
It's hard to tell whether Jennifer actually got engaged to Jack the Giant Bore, or if he just offered his lady the last tampon in a 12-pack, because her reactions to everything are a bit . . . shall we say, overdone? God damn, I haven't seen overacting like that since Jim Carrey was hamming it up in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
. But whatever, I don't care. It's just another marriage I'll be mocking for the next five years before Nick fucks the nanny and I mock their divorce proceedings. You know what? I'm sorry for being so damn negative. I'm just in a funk over the Justin Bieber situation. Why didn't those officers remove all his baby teeth with their batons? Why wasn't he put in general population? What a lost opportunity . . . I mean, congratulations to the happy couple.
*15 Jennifer Lawrence pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lawrence leaving ABC Studios in New York
David O. Russell is a moron. The director -- who garnered two Best Director nominations for The Fighter
and Silver Linings Playbook
-- says The Hunger Games
franchise has basically enslaved Jennifer Lawrence. Honestly, the set is no different than a plantation in the Antebellum South, and Jennifer lives in fear for her life every day. From the New York Daily News
About this time last year, Jennifer Lawrence was suffering from pneumonia and fearful she wouldn't make it through awards season. Now, her "American Hustle" director David O. Russell, worries the 23-year-old star he directed to a "Silver Linings Playbook" Oscar, is close to pushing herself over the edge again. He blames "The Hunger Games" franchise.
"I personally think they should give her a bit of breathing room over there because they're printing money," Russell exclusively told Confidenti@l at Friday's Australian Academy's AACTA Awards held in Los Angeles. "But she's a very alive person ... I'll tell you what it is about that girl -- talk about 12 years of slavery, that's what the franchise is. And I'm going to get in so much trouble for saying that."
I agree with David regarding Jennifer Lawrence -- she really has a lot on her shoulders these days. I mean, having to accept millions of dollars to star in A-list films, showing up to premieres draped in hundreds of thousands of dollars of designer jewelry, and getting her ass kissed by every media outlet in the western world is almost as bad as being sold like cattle and working for no compensation until the day you die. Maybe David O. can take a break from being an overrated director to create an underground railroad for Oscar winners so that poor superstar Jennifer can make it over the Mason-Dixon Line and finally fulfill her dream of working in a nail salon in Scranton, Pennsylvania.*20 Jennifer Lawrence pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lawrence at the Italian premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire during The 8th Rome Film Festival
Jennifer Lawrence >>>>>>>> All other young actresses in Hollywood. From Entertainmentwise
Jennifer Lawrence may be one of the Hollywood's biggest stars, but she seems determined to keep herself grounded. The actress recently revealed to French magazine Madame Figaro that, unlike most celebrities who employ numerous people to do their bidding, she prefers not to have an assistant. Instead, she opts to have one of her longtime friends help her with her scheduling.
"I want my life as normal as possible," Jennifer said in the interview, which was translated from French. "I want to keep it simple...I do not have an assistant. [The person] that helps me is my best friend. At the end of a day of shooting I can go home and hang out with her."
Hot. Talented. Famous. Grounded. These are the words I use to describe Jennifer, and they will be the reason why the entertainment world will eventually turn on her. Jen is upsetting Hollywood's fragile economic system by not needing a platoon of enabling assistants, ex-Mossad bodyguard goons, and money-hungry, drug-addicted momagers. If other up-and-coming actresses take Jen's lead, then we might be looking at a collapse of California's celebrity fuck-up-fueled budget. For continuity's sake, Jennifer should at least give us the occasional oopsie or nip-slip . . . just to keep things kosher.*15 Jennifer Lawrence pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lawrence at the French premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire at Le Grand Rex in Paris
I may not be a big fan of Hunger Games
, but I am a big fan of side boob. Jennifer Lawrence = Marketing Genius. She's a modern day P.T. Barnum, but with tits. And no fear of cholera, diptheria, smallpox, or tuberculosis. Fuck, the late 1800s were scary as shit.
*30 Jennifer Lawrence pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lawrence filming Hunger Games in Atlanta
One Direction singer Harry Styles apparently really really wants to nail Jennifer Lawrence so he's invited her to "hang out" with him when he's in L.A. this month. But she's gonna say no. Right? He's in a boy band, Jennifer. For the love of God, say no. Via Contact Music
The One Direction star has had a crush on the 'Silver Linings Playbook' actress for months and he has now acted on his feelings asking her to "chill out" with when he heads to the city in the coming weeks.
A source told the Daily Star newspaper: "Harry has sent Jen a message telling her he's coming to LA to chill out after the band's world tour. He's said he hopes they can hang out together and see where it leads. He also wants to show her his new LA pad. She is flattered and has told him she likes playing 1D songs."
Harry Styles wants to plow America's sweetheart, Jennifer Lawrence? The hell you say. Jen has the perfect combination of looks, talent, and body issues that make her the hottest actress in all of Tinseltown, without the neediness and song-writing-vindictiveness of Taylor Swift. Smart move, kid. Jennifer isn't returning my phone calls, emails, candy grams, or vials of blood I lovingly have shipped to her manager's home, so have at it.*15 Jennifer Lawrence pictures total in the gallery: