Jennifer Garner in Santa Monica (12/10)
Jennifer Garner was seen leaving a birthday party for her daughter Violet's friend over the weekend, and she totally had her zipper down. And, um, that's pretty much the whole story. Wow, this post would be way more interesting if you replace the words "Jennifer Garner" with "Jessica Alba" and "birthday party" with "blowjob convention."
*15 Jennifer Garner pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Garner is a scofflaw Jennifer Garner ran some errands in Santa Monica last week, and apparently no one ever told her about the law against talking on your cell phone while driving. Hmmm, I wonder what other laws she blatantly disregards? Perhaps she's not running errands at all. Perhaps she's going to buy ILLEGAL DRUGS and BOOTLEG DVDS!
*5 Jennifer Garner pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Garner in Maui (1/2)
Still catching up on bikini pics from over New Year's weekend. Or in Jennifer Garner's case, dress pics. Yikes. She doesn't even weigh 300 pounds yet and she's already rockin' the dress in the water. Ben Affleck needs to buy her a bikini, or fake his own death, move to Brazil, and wait until she remarries, and then come back to Hollywood as a single man and show up to her house one day and say "just kidding!" Definitely one of those two. A bikini would probably be cheaper.
*31 Jennifer Garner Hawaii pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, January 6
Ben Affleck,
Jennifer Garner, and their daughter
Violet at Menchie's Frozen Yoogurt in Santa Monica (
pics start here)
Kanye West getting into his Maybach in New York (
pics start here)
English singer
Eliza Doolittle in Barbados (
pics start here)
Kylie Kardashian at the 2011 People's Choice Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles (
pics start here)
Australian actress
Sarah Murdoch leaving a gym in Sydney (
pics start here)
Donnie Wahlberg and actress
Jennifer Esposito on the set of
Blue Bloods in Manhattain (
pics start here)
Gordon Ramsay leaving The London West Hollywood Hotel (
pics start here)
Gayle King at The Grove in Hollywood (
pics start here)
Gwen Stefani and her son
Zuma Rossdale at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Dr. Dre leaving a gym in West Hollywood (
pics start here)
Chace Crawford and
Tika Sumpter filming
Gossip Girl in NYC (
pics start here)
Deena Nicole Cortese appearing on
Good Morning America in New York to promote Jersey Shore (
pics start here)
Actress
Mahaley Hessam at the 2011 People's Choice Awards at Nokia Theatre in L.A. (
pics start here)
*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Garner at a park in Brentwood (12/5)
Underwear. It's the hot new accessory this winter!
*31 Jennifer Garner butt crack pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Garner at Crestwood Hills Park in Brentwood (10/30)
"All the boys tease me at school and say you don't wear underwear like Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus. Is that true Mommy?"
*21 Jennifer Garner plumber's crack pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Garner helping a stranded motorist in L.A. (6/30)
+ Christina Hendricks talks about her big jugs [
PopEater]
+ I want a picture with Katy Perry's cleavage [
The Superficial]
+ Lindsay Lohan's 26 drunkest moments in life. Awesome. [
2Leep]
+ The biggest boobs you'll see all week (
SFW) [
IDLYITW]
+ Your lesbian fantasy of the week [
Drunken Stepfather]
+ A healthy dose of Lindsay Lohan sideboob [
College Humor]
+ Britney Spears has nipples again [
Hollywood Tuna]
+ That dude is totally staring at her tits [
moejackson]
+ That one chick from
The Bachelor posing for
Playboy? [
Kikster]
+ ***Douche Alert*** [
Dlisted]
+ I think Mischa Barton just woke up [
The Blemish]
+ Megan Fox naked or faked? [
CityRag]
+ What do you mean you're not a stripper? [
Double Viking]
*17 pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Garner out and about in Santa Monica (4/18)
+
Gisele showing off her jeans ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I think Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend got even bigger [
Just Jared]
+ Laura Bell Bundy upskirt pic [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ The definitive Snooki picture [
The Blemish]
+ Elaine Alden looks great in a bikini [
Holy Taco]
+ Bret Michaels might die. Holy shit. [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Britney Spears' braless days are over [
Yeeeah!]
+ Renee Zellweger looks even more like a young boy now [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Kristin Davis has a pretty nice bikini body [
I'm Not Obsessed]
LIST OF THE DAY:
12 Geek and Creative Designs Wallets
Jennifer Garner out and about in Santa Monica (3/10)
+
Tila Tequila is see through [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Victoria Silvstedt and her massive tits in a bikini [
IDLYITW]
+ Did Hilary Duff just get her lips done? [
Just Jared]
+ Britney Spears ass shot [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ I actually used to have this poster in my room [
Holy Taco]
+
The Real World just got deadly! Well, almost. [
PopEater]
+ A former playmate is banging the paparazzi so they'll still take pics [
Dlisted]
+ I actually used to watch this show [
Bam! Kapow!]
+ Ellen Degeneres is good people [
Zelda Lily]
LIST OF THE DAY:
10 Things the "iPod Generation" will never experience