Jennifer Aniston might get married here TMZ
says this is the place -- the Elounda Beach Hotel in Crete -- that Jennifer Aniston visited recently on a wedding scouting trip. Apparently she's thinking of marrying her boyfriend Justin Theroux this summer (even though he hasn't proposed yet, but that's just a minor technicality). Oh, did you hear that Jennifer's ex-husband Brad Pitt proposed recently
to Angelina Jolie, and they're also getting married this summer? I don't know about you, but I am shocked by this shocking coincidence.
Sources connected with the Elounda Beach Hotel in Crete (where Aniston's dad was born, located about 230 miles south of Greece) tell TMZ ... Aniston was there recently, scoping the place out. Our sources say Aniston mentioned a July wedding.
BTW, one of the hotel big wigs says Aniston hasn't settled on his hotel for the nuptials ... as he put it, "She has connections on the other side of the island as well."
As for her maid of honor, Celebslam can exclusively report that Jennifer is thinking of asking her cat Brad, but only if he consents to wearing a cute little dress she bought from Petco. Meanwhile, her other cat Angelina languishes away in her cage, hoping her meows will be loud enough to remind Jennifer to fill her food bowl for the first time in two weeks. She is not getting her hopes up of receiving an invitation to the wedding.*14 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston (and Justin Theroux) out and about in New York
Jennifer Aniston was spotted wearing a large diamond ring yesterday in New York. So, what's up? Is she engaged? How did Justin propose? When's the wedding? How big is the ring? As soon as I'm done not giving a fuck, I'll let you know.*5 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux in New York
C'mon, you just know this bitch is gonna emasculate her husband by hyphenating her last name if she ever gets married again. The only thing I'm more sure of is that the Sun is going to rise tomorrow morning. From Star
"Justin [Therouex] and [Jennifer's dad John] got along great from the moment they met," a source tells Star. "John feels that Justin has been wonderful for his daughter and say's he's never seen Jen happier. John would love nothing more than to see them walk down the aisle. He's told Justin he's willing to do whatever he can to help ... Justin is planning to ask for John's blessing this Christmas. He believes that with Johns' blessing, he will finally be able to convince Jen to accept his proposal."
"It's not that Jen isn't madly and passionately in love with Justin," the source explains. "It's just that she was so burned before, she has trouble trusting men. She would be ecstatic to marry Justin and start a family. If John's on board, she's just more likely to say yes!" (Print Edition - 12/12)
This Justin Theroux sounds like a solid dude. Why not try to make Aniston a respectable woman? He's even going old school with the whole "get the old man's permission" horse shit. It reminds me of how nice the car dealer was last year even though I was buying an '81 Buick Skylark. Justin's putting way too much work in for someone that's been proverbially chewed up and spit out in life. And it won't work in the end, sorry to say. Jennifer Aniston needs what the Kardashian sisters can't get enough of, but would shame the family to ask for. Oh yeah, I know you ladies know what I'm talking about, right? I'm talking about more exposure to 15-20 year old females. They're the ones with the real power to boost ratings/box office numbers . . . wait, what did you think I was gonna say? Black cock? Wow, you are super racist.*10 Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux pictures total in the gallery:
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston should totally fight
Jennifer Aniston almost had a *really* awkward moment at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood over the weekend. And no, I don't mean she almost saw the new Adam Sandler movie. From the New York Daily News
While Aniston, 42, was at the popular movie theater with beau Justin Theroux, her famous ex had a larger entourage in attendance: his children with partner Angelina Jolie.
According to X17online, Pitt took kids Shiloh, Zahara, Pax and Maddox to see the 2 p.m. showing of Martin Scorsese’s “Hugo.” Once the family flick ended, the brood reportedly made their way to the parking garage just minutes after Aniston and Theroux entered the movie theater for a later movie.
"Justin and Jennifer skipped the popcorn and went straight in. Like five minutes later, Brad and the kids came out of the theater," a source told X17. "They just missed each other!"
Well wouldn't that have been uncomfortable if Jen and Justin actually ran into Angelina and Brad. Can you imagine how the conversation between these two would have gone?Brad
: "Oh, hey Jen, how's it going?"Jen
: "Oh my God, I love you!"
: "Uh, yeah. So anyway, what are you here to see?"
: "My letters! Did you get all of the letters I've been sending? What about the ones with pieces of my hair glued to them?"
: "Yeaaaah. Well, it's been good seeing you. Take care."
: "Call me! I haven't changed my number so you'd still know what it was. I've even kept all of your voicemails. You know, the ones where you said you loved me and we'd be together forever. I miss those days so much. Why can't it be like it was back then, when everything was perfect and we had the whole world at our fingertips? Do you remember that one time on the beach in Kauai when you-"
: 'Uh, Jen. He walked away five minutes ago."*13 Angelina Jolie pictures total in the gallery:
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston arriving at the Museum of Modern Art in New York for a party
Note to Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend Justin Theroux: GET OUT! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! From the National Enquirer
[Jennifer Aniston's] fiery outbursts are driving a wedge between her and fed up boyfriend Justin Theroux, says a longtime pal: "Jennifer has a wicked mean streak and wild mood swings, and Justin is bearing the brunt of them. I think her temper is taking a toll on their relationship."
According to the pal, neat-freak Jennifer throws temper tantrums when Justin leaves clothes on the floor or dirty dishes in the sink overnight - and when he leaves the toilet seat up.
"She even gets annoyed if he moves her beauty products around and disorganizes them," disclosed the pal. "Jen can be sweet and nice one moment, and then ranting, raving and throwing things the next. Jen puts up a public front that she's all Zen, calm and cool, peace, love and yoga. But behind closed doors, she can be a shrew - and it's creating problems with Justin." (Print Edition - November 21)
You can't get mad at a guy that leaves dirty clothes on the floor, dishes in the sink, and the toilet seat up -- it's just what we do. It sounds like the real reason why Jen can't stay in a relationship with a man is because she's looking for a woman. Newsflash Jen: guys are dirty. There's only one guy in the world who keeps things clean like a woman, and his name is Chaz Bono.*16 Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:
Justin Theroux and his sugar mama
No shock here, but Justin Theroux hasn't dropped a dime since he started dating
Jennifer Aniston earlier this year -- she's paying all the bills. I wonder if she gives him a weekly allowance, too? From the Chicago Sun Times
... the hot romance between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux is going strong. While the actress -- one of the wealthiest women in Hollywood -- pays most of the bills, a longtime Aniston associate says it's not an issue.
"While Justin is a very successful, working actor, obviously his bank account likely will never be more than a fraction of Jen's," the source said. "Money isn't important to them, though Jen clearly is used to all the finer things in life -- ranging from expensive homes, pricey restaurants, always flying private and stuff like that. No way Justin could pick up those kinds of bills."
Now things are finally starting to make sense about this relationship. Justin's with Jen because she's his sugar [grand]mama. Let's just hope for Justin's sake that Jen's bought him something that he could really use -- like earplugs. Of course, you know there's one thing she doesn't have to buy: condoms. The only thing more barren than Jen's uterus is Lindsay Lohan's resume. *11 Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston is not hotter than Halle Berry
I demand a recount! This is a bigger injustice than Florida 2000. From a Fitness magazine
poll asking readers about the "Best Celebrity Bodies of 2011":
Fit Over 40
Jennifer Aniston scores again proving you can look hot at any age.
Which female star over 40 has the best body?
As someone who saw Halle's body naked in Swordfish
on the big screen (see here
), I can tell you unequivocally that she has a better body than Jennifer Aniston -- or any other chick not named Sofia Vergara
. On a related note, I can also tell you that the punishment for getting caught once beating off in a movie theater isn't nearly as bad as you'd think. Twice is an entirely different story . . .*35 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston at ELLE's 18th Annual "Women in Hollywood Tribute" at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills
+ Olivia Wilde
looking gorgeous as hell [Caught on Set
+ Laura Vandervoort is pretty naked (site NSFW)
+ Jennifer Nicole Lee is in a bikini [The Superficial
+ Does model Belen Rodriguez have a sex tape? (NSFW
+ Well no shit there's a lack of privacy [Celebuzz
+ Snooki has lost a ton of weight [Evil Beet
+ Is Kellan Lutz gay? [Socialite Life
+ Can boobs be too big? No. [Double Viking
+ Bar Refaeli is way hotter than his wife [I'm Not Obsessed
LIST OF THE DAY
: 25 tattoos of animals humping*21 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, September 29
out and about in New York (pics start here
on the set of Magic Mike
in L.A. (pics start here
arriving at Barry's Bootcamp gym in New York (pics start here
out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here
appearing at WE Day at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto (pics start here
leaving Trader Joes in Studio City (pics start here
leaving BOA steakhouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here
walking her dogs in West Hollywood (pics start here
on the set of Gods Behaving Badly
in Central Park, New York (pics start here
debuting her new signature fragrance Shine at the Mondrian Hotel pool in West Hollywood (pics start here
Reality star Lisa Vanderpump
(The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
) leaving her restaurant Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills (pics start here
signing copies of her new book Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails, and Getting My Sexy Back
at Barnes & Noble in Philadelphia (pics start here
leaving the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here
*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux out and about in New York
REMINDER: Jennifer Aniston has way more money than you, and it's not even close. Your mom and I both agree that you need to get your lazy ass off the couch and make something of your life. From the New York Post
Jennifer Aniston dropped $450,000 on a painting by red-hot artist Glenn Ligon Thursday at Ben Stiller and David Zwirner’s Artists for Haiti charity auction at Christie’s. Aniston sat front-row with boyfriend Justin Theroux, who dutifully handled paddle duties during the bidding, which set a record for a Ligon work.
“People were clapping and cheering, which rarely happens at art auctions,” said a spy. “The auctioneer was right out of central casting, and she was joking with Ben in the front row.”
You've got to give Jen some credit for helping out a charity established to help rebuild Haiti, but is buying a piece of artwork really the best thing she could have done with her $450k? To really help the people of Haiti, they don't need cash, they need moving vans. The only people that probably want to move away from where they live more than Haitians are teenagers.*8 Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux pictures total in the gallery: