Jennifer Aniston

Brooklyn Decker in Miami in 2011

Brooklyn Decker says she was intimidated by the sight of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini on the set of Just Go With It in 2011. Wait, what? Is this backwards day? From the Daily Mail:

They starred together in the 2011 comedy movie Just Go With It. But Brooklyn Decker has revealed that she was so 'awestruck' by Jennifer Aniston's beauty on the set of the film that she was too scared even to exercise with her. Brooklyn made the revelation as she posed for a stunning new shoot in Women's Health magazine.

Asked who she would want if she could choose anyone as a body double, Brooklyn said: "It's got to be Jennifer. She's so active and had to be in a bikini for Just Go With It - she just had this glow about her. I was a bit awestruck! I was invited to do yoga with her on set but they had so many good yogis I was intimidated and chickened out."

I really like this Brooklyn Decker gal, I really do. The truth of the matter is that Jennifer is damn fine and should be totally intimidating to every woman not named Brooklyn Decker. I'm fine with her "pretending to be in awe" schtick, but the real reason Brooklyn is eating ass is because Jennifer is a power player in Hollywood. Pissing Jennifer Aniston off means you are retiring from relevancy -- just ask the entire cast of Friends. Or Angelina Jolie, who has fallen on such hard times that she can only afford to vacation in Africa now. That being said, if Brooklyn feels the urge to help her career by scissoring Jennifer, by all means be my guest -- just give me a minute to get a box of tissue and a bowl of popcorn.

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Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, and Emily Blunt in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (1/1)

Jennifer Aniston has been vacationing in Cabo for the past week or so with fiance Justin Theroux, and yesterday the two were joined by friend Emily Blunt and husband John Krasinski. Fuckin' freeloaders. That chips and guacamole ain't paying for itself.

NOTE: Click here for more bikini pics from the New Year

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Jennifer Aniston bikini pics!

Jennifer Aniston in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (12/28)

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Jennifer Aniston bikini pics (12/27)

Posted some pictures of Jennifer Aniston earlier this week vacationing at an upscale resort in Cabo San Lucas, and here she is again yesterday, at the same upscale resort. Wow, this chick must be rich!

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Jennifer Aniston bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 12/24)

And we're back. We'll have a full day tomorrow, but until then, enjoy these pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini in Cabo on Christmas Eve. Oh, I was at a soup kitchen serving meals to the homeless on Christmas Eve. Selfish bitch.

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Jennifer Aniston out and about in Boston (10/8)

Jennifer Aniston must have a death wish -- she's trying to convince her friend Ashley Cusato to stop hooking up with Mel Gibson. Uh oh, you know the ol' saying: "Cockblock Mel Gibson AND DIE, BITCH!" From Star:

From racist rants to violent outbursts, there's no shortage of reasons to steer clear of Mel Gibson. But Jennifer Aniston's pal and body double, Ashley Cusato, is getting a stern reminder form her A-list doppelganger.

"Jen respects Mel as an actor, but he's not the type of guys she'd want her friends to date - he's a heartbreaker," stated an insider, adding that Jen was stunned when Ashley broke the news that she's been dating Mel for the past month. "Ashley insisted that he'll be different with her, but Jen didn't buy it." Reminding her friend that cheating men don't usually change their ways, Jen also underscored Mel's temper tantrums. "Jen wants to be supportive, but she fears it won't be long before Ashley is crying on her shoulder." (Print Edition - 11/12)

Oh my sweet Xenu on his rocket ship, this is humiliation for Mel. Jennifer Aniston has been so careful over the years not to offer an opinion on any issue whatsoever, and this is the one she chooses to take a stand on? Give me a break. She'll call out Mel Gibson for having a lapse or two in judgement, but I've never heard her come out against the Nazi Party. So does Jennifer Aniston support the Third Reich? Well, there's no evidence that she DOESN'T support them, is there? Nope, all we know is that she has a problem with Mel. Jen, before you get all hot and bothered over Mel Gibson, can you join the war effort and help us rid the world of Nazis? Time to get those priorities straight.

Oops, sorry about that. I wrote this while watching Saving Private Ryan and my thought process got a little derailed. In summary, Jennifer Aniston needs to stop cockblocking and let nature take its course . . . however violent and screamy it may be.

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Jennifer Aniston on the set of We're the Millers in Wilmington North Carolina (8/20)

Here's some pics of Jennifer Aniston running around in her bra today on the set of We're The Millers. Coming up later: A review of the 2002 Ford Taurus and other things that would have been more interesting 10 years ago.

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux leaving the Hotel Ritz in Paris (6/12)

My guess is Jennifer Aniston's engagement ring cost exactly $250,001. From the New York Post:

[Jennifer Aniston] got an eight-carat, emerald-cut diamond just days after saying "yes" to Theroux's marriage proposal. A high-quality rock of that size and cut can easily run from $150,000 to $350,000.

"It's a huge emerald-cut diamond," a friend of Jen's tells Life & Style. "It's a rectangle with tapered diamond baguettes on the sides. Just after Jen got engaged, she called all her friends and told them about it. She was so happy and said she loves the ring. I think she was overwhelmed and overjoyed by the size and beauty of it!"

Not that anyone's comparing, but Angelina Jolie -- set to marry Aniston's ex-hubby, Brad Pitt -- reportedly got a $250,000 diamond.

I love Jennifer Aniston. No matter how successful she gets, she'll always look in her rear-view for the Pitt-Jolies. Not only did she Federline herself a ring exactly $1 more expensive (assumed) than Team Phony, she'll probably have "Fuck Angie" engraved into the damn thing. Considering how hot Jen still is (especially when compared to old bag o' bones Jolie), her insecurity makes her a 10 in my book. God bless the nagging internal monologues of the beautiful people.

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux touring The Vatican Museums in Rome (6/15)

After dating for more than a year, Jennifer Aniston finally got her boyfriend Justin Theroux drunk enough to propose. Good for her. Let me guess, Jagermeister? His rep told People:

"Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage."

Ten bucks Justin somehow tricks Jennifer into not signing a prenup. "Bottom line is babe, if you make me sign a prenup, I wear a condom at all times and your ovaries shrivel up like a prune."

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, August 2

Jennifer Aniston on the set of We are the Millers in Wilmington, North Carolina (pics start here)

Mariska Hargitay on the set of Law & Order: SVU in New York (pics start here)

Olivia Munn at a Hennessy limited edition bottle unveiling at Milk Studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Joanna Krupa outside the W Hotel in Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Mendes walking her dog in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Helen Hunt leaving yoga class in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kelly Brook leaving her home in London (pics start here)

Christina Applegate at a park in Studio City (pics start here)

Natalie Portman leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Biel outside The Daily Show studios in New York (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Amy Smart leaving Planet Blue in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Haylie Duff walking her dog in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

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