Every time a nipple hardens, an angel gets its wings. Gallery has 30 pics, so click around. My Fiero needs a new carburetor.
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Jennifer Aniston bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 12/29)
Here's more of Jennifer Aniston celebrating the New Year in Mexico, or as they call it there: EL NUEVO ANO! That sounds way more menacing than it actually is. Here's another one: la carne que comen bacterias. That sounds way less menacing than it actually is.
*33 Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (12/28)
Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox donned their finest bikinis and had a little Friends reunion in Cabo over the weekend. Unfortunately Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry couldn't join them as they had prior commitments back at home. He's not in any of these pictures, but David Schwimmer actually was there. He works at the resort. He's a waiter.
*35 Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, August 23
Jennifer Aniston on vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico (pics start here)
Taylor Swift eating out in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Kimberly Stewart taking her daughter to a pool party in Encino (pics start here)
Cara Santana and reality star Pia Toscano (American Idol) having lunch together in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Lady Gaga out and about in New York (pics start here)
Audrina Patridge enjoying a night out at Hooray Henry's in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Isla Fisher going to a gym Studio City (pics start here)
Dakota Fanning going for a hike in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)
Emmy Rossum on her way to a hair salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Ashely Benson out for lunch with a friend in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Britney Spears leaving a nail salon in Calabasas (pics start here)
Luke Wilson departing on a flight at LAX (pics start here)
*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston arriving at LAX airport from London (8/12)
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were *this* close to being on the same British Airways flight out of London on Sunday, until someone at the airline had to go and spoil all the awkward fun by calling Jennifer's people. What a dick. From E!:
E! News has learned Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston were both scheduled to be flying first class on the same British Airways flight--unbeknownst to the actresses--out of LAX to London's Heathrow airport Sunday night. But according to a well-placed source at Heathrow, an employee realized the flight might be awkward for Brad Pitt's current and former partners and informed Camp Aniston about the potentially uncomfortable situation.I'm starting to think that the empty suits at British Airways are in need of retraining. Why? Because even though Naomi Campbell had her flight ban lifted by the Queen's airline, they won't allow Brad Pitt's cum dumpsters to share an armrest in the Snooty Section of the very same royal flying machine. What up with that, yo? All Jen and Angie would do is shoot ice daggers at each other while sipping on champagne spritzers . . . until . . . is that a sparkle in Jen's eye? BOOM! This whole cheating saga finally comes full circle with a torrid make out session in the lavatory followed by a quickie wedding in California with Jen wearing Vera Wang and Angelina in one of those lesbian suits, while a dumbfound Brad Pitt sits alone halfway across the world cursing the irony. The end.
Jennifer's schedule was subsequently changed, and she flew out Monday instead. Sources also insist both ladies were blissfully unaware of the reason behind the switcheroo and had no idea they were originally meant to be on the same flight.
*20 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of We're The Millers at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York (8/1)
She hasn't confirmed it yet, but Jennifer Aniston was looking pretty damn pregnant at the We're The Millers premiere in New York. A natural pregnancy. How retro. Oh, and for all you people saying this pregnancy is too risky because of Jennifer's age, you're exactly right. She's 44. There's a very real chance this baby could have three legs, which of course would be totally fucking awesome because it'd be fast as hell and dominate the 100 at the Olympics for years. Take that, Usain Bolt! USA! USA! USA!
*35 Jennifer Aniston pregnant pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston on the set of Squirrel to the Nuts in New York (7/23)
I don't think there's any doubt that Jennifer Aniston had a boob job in the past because it was hot as hell in New York yesterday, but her nipples were still hard as a rock. Not that there's anything wrong with that. In a perfect world, a woman would be judged not by the size of her breasts, but by the content of her character. So thank god we don't live in a perfect world! Yay tits!
*30 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 18
Jennifer Aniston filming Squirrel to the Nuts in New York (pics start here)
Gisele Bundchen shopping in Brentwood (pics start here)
Eva Amurri visiting the Revolve Clothing Beach House in Malibu (pics start here)
Vanessa Hudgens shopping in Central London (pics start here)
Michelle Rodriguez shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Rachel Leigh Cook walking her dogs in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Miley Cyrus arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)
Goldie Hawn out for a walk in Brentwood (pics start here)
Sharon Stone leaving the Borghese Museum Gallery in Rome (pics start here)
Rose McGowan shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kristen Stewart on the set of Camp X-Ray in L.A. (pics start here)
Jordana Brewster out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)
*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston on the set of Squirrel to the Nuts in New York (7/16)
+ Adam Levine is finally putting a ring on it [The Superficial]
+ 25 people wearing t-shirts they shouldn't be wearing [Linkiest]
+ A little something for the ladies [Celebuzz]
+ DANICA PATRICK STRONG [Busted Coverage]
+ Naya Rivera plays strip poker [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Maria Menounos unleashes her red hot curves [Popoholic]
+ Lavinia Postolache looks very good in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Damn you scumbag alcohol! [Caveman Circus]
+ Helen Flanagan may have the bikini body of the year [moejackson]
+ People tuned in to watch a car accident [Dlisted]
+ You suck, Carly Rae Jepsen [The Blemish]
+ Porn star Jessie Rogers is wise [BroBible]
+ Now those are some fun bags [Double Viking]
*10 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux leaving Barney's in New York (5/12)
Jennifer Aniston may be forced to delay her wedding to fiance Justin Theroux because renovations to her $21 million mansion in Bel Air are taking longer than expected. You hear that? It's me playing the world's saddest song on the world's tiniest violin. A source told Star:
"Jennifer is totally freaking out about the wedding. The ceremony is supposed to happen at the new house, but she is becoming more and more convinced that none of the preparations will be finished in time and the event will be a disaster. It's a total nightmare. There's still tons to do, and the wedding is coming fast. They've put more than $6 million into remodeling, and it still isn't done. The garden where they are supposed to have the ceremony is not complete, or is the pool area. She's in total panic mode."I feel for Jennifer. Her life must be so hard, being a Hollywood A-lister with mansion problems and all. I'm sure most of you reading this have had problems pop up while getting $6 million+ worth of work done on your estate for a single day event. No? Oh, so you guys aren't stinking rich, either. I just can't relate to Jennifer's "1-percenter plight," since I'm having enough trouble getting my rent together, but -- great news -- my landlord now takes payments in flesh. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful Jen, but I can give you all the moral support you need once I get my rape shower out of the way.
The former 'Friends' star is said to be particularly worried that there isn't enough space in the garden to fit in all of her and Justin's guests, so they may have to change the setting where they say their vows.
The source said: "Jennifer called Justin in tears about the house. But his attitude was, 'What will be will be.' "
*16 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery: