via Justin Bieber's Instagram
At this point in his career, I'm just gonna assume that Justin Bieber banged Jennifer Aniston. It's easier that way.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux at the SAG Awards earlier this year
Holy shit they actually did it. Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got married. It all went down last night in a pretty secretive ceremony at their mansion in Bel Air. Guests included Lisa Kudrow, Chelsea Handler, Howard Stern, John Krasinski, Ellen Degeneres, and pervert photographer Terry Richardson. From People:
"Guests were told it was a birthday party for Justin. Jen and Justin wanted to surprise guests, and guests were certainly surprised," a source tells PEOPLE. "Jen has been very good at keeping her wedding planning secret. Only her closest confidants knew that the party was actually a surprise wedding."Congrats to the happy couple. I wouldn't be surprised if Justin immediately tries to get Jennifer pregnant. After all, you can't hire a nanny if you don't have kids. *wink*
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Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of Cake at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival (9/8)
Did Jennifer Aniston recently go gluten free? Or perhaps she switched mouthwash flavors from peppermint to spearmint? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .
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Jennifer Aniston bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 12/29)
Here's more of Jennifer Aniston celebrating the New Year in Mexico, or as they call it there: EL NUEVO ANO! That sounds way more menacing than it actually is. Here's another one: la carne que comen bacterias. That sounds way less menacing than it actually is.
*33 Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (12/28)
Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox donned their finest bikinis and had a little Friends reunion in Cabo over the weekend. Unfortunately Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry couldn't join them as they had prior commitments back at home. He's not in any of these pictures, but David Schwimmer actually was there. He works at the resort. He's a waiter.
*35 Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, August 23
Jennifer Aniston on vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico (pics start here)
Taylor Swift eating out in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Kimberly Stewart taking her daughter to a pool party in Encino (pics start here)
Cara Santana and reality star Pia Toscano (American Idol) having lunch together in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Lady Gaga out and about in New York (pics start here)
Audrina Patridge enjoying a night out at Hooray Henry's in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Isla Fisher going to a gym Studio City (pics start here)
Dakota Fanning going for a hike in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)
Emmy Rossum on her way to a hair salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Ashely Benson out for lunch with a friend in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Britney Spears leaving a nail salon in Calabasas (pics start here)
Luke Wilson departing on a flight at LAX (pics start here)
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Jennifer Aniston arriving at LAX airport from London (8/12)
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were *this* close to being on the same British Airways flight out of London on Sunday, until someone at the airline had to go and spoil all the awkward fun by calling Jennifer's people. What a dick. From E!:
E! News has learned Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston were both scheduled to be flying first class on the same British Airways flight--unbeknownst to the actresses--out of LAX to London's Heathrow airport Sunday night. But according to a well-placed source at Heathrow, an employee realized the flight might be awkward for Brad Pitt's current and former partners and informed Camp Aniston about the potentially uncomfortable situation.I'm starting to think that the empty suits at British Airways are in need of retraining. Why? Because even though Naomi Campbell had her flight ban lifted by the Queen's airline, they won't allow Brad Pitt's cum dumpsters to share an armrest in the Snooty Section of the very same royal flying machine. What up with that, yo? All Jen and Angie would do is shoot ice daggers at each other while sipping on champagne spritzers . . . until . . . is that a sparkle in Jen's eye? BOOM! This whole cheating saga finally comes full circle with a torrid make out session in the lavatory followed by a quickie wedding in California with Jen wearing Vera Wang and Angelina in one of those lesbian suits, while a dumbfound Brad Pitt sits alone halfway across the world cursing the irony. The end.
Jennifer's schedule was subsequently changed, and she flew out Monday instead. Sources also insist both ladies were blissfully unaware of the reason behind the switcheroo and had no idea they were originally meant to be on the same flight.
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