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Or should the title be "Jenna Jameson met her idol"...? Either way, the professional porn star and the amateur porn star met each other outside Club Vice last night in Hollywood. And somehow the Universe didn't collapse within itself. So it looks the Big Bang Theory was wrong. That is about whores, right?
Pacific Coast News
Reformed porn star Jenna Jameson was photographed on the beaches of Malibu yesterday doing, ummm, I'm not exactly sure. It looks like some sort of Botox spasm. Or maybe she's looking for her career ... nahh, I don't see a telescope.
More pics of Jenna Jameson in Malibu yesterday after the jump...
Those rumors about Shanna Moakler reuniting with her estranged husband, Travis Barker, are definitely false. Last week Moakler was seen in Beverly Hills having an intimate dinner with Jenna Jameson's ex, porn producer Jay Grdina. According to sources, the two have been dating for the last few weeks. According to other sources, Grdina seems to be missing a vowel in his last name. That aside, you gotta feel for this guy since the dating scene has to suck if you used to be married to a hot porn-star like Jenna Jameson. Every date would end up with you at home, dissapointed, wondering why that chick you met at the grocery store wouldn't let you stick that piece of fruit in her ass. It'd be like losing your virginity to Jessica Alba. Really nowhere to go but down from there. It's why I had to turn her down when she asked me to take her Junior Prom a few years back.
Ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz was scheduled to give a speech as a guest of honor for the "birthday" ball at the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in San Diego on Nov. 12. Ortiz was told to stay home after the Marine Corps brass found out he was going to bring along his girlfriend, porn star Jenna Jameson, to the event:
Ortiz received an e-mail from Maj. Jason Johnston stating, "There is some serious consternation here about having your girlfriend attend our ball. Of course I, and a lot of Marines, are very excited about it, [but] many of our commanders feel it might be inappropriate for the type of event we are having . . . it is professionally embarrassing for me to have to possibly retract our invitation, especially when I am such a big fan."
What are the Marine Corps brass so afraid of? It's not like the moment Jameson steps through the door, the lights will dim, 70s music will start bumping, and a massive gangbang will spontaneously break out. That kind of stuff only happens when I forget to wear a shirt out in public. Settle down ladies, there's enough of this man to go around.
