Jenna Jameson (and Tito Ortiz) leaving a nightclub in West Hollywood (8/1)
In "Whose dumb idea was this?" news, the haggard, 2009 version of Jenna Jameson is posing for
Playboy. Why? WHYYYYYYY? From
Fox News:
Only four months ago, Jenna Jameson welcomed twin boys into the world and already the retired porn princess has dropped those pregnancy pounds, is back in tip-top shape and doing what she does best — taking her clothes off. Pop Tarts has exclusively learned that Jameson shot quite the sexy campaign for Playboy Magazine in Los Angeles on Thursday evening . . .
Is it really a surprise that Jenna's back in shape after having her twins? It certainly wasn't the first time her stomach's become bloated from baby batter. Besides, it's not like giving birth was hard on her body. Those two kids probably crawled out of her vag at the same time
without touching the sides -- so a lot like every time Tito Ortiz has sex with her
Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in L.A. (7/4)
That's Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz celebrating the Fourth of July in LA. Did you know Tito is deathly afraid of fireworks? It's true. At one point during the night, he was so freaked out by all the loud booms that he actually crawled into Jenna's vagina and hid. The scary part is Jenna didn't see him again until the next morning. Turns out he got lost and only by sheer luck did he find his way out.
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Jenna Jameson is now a mom
Former adult film star Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys yesterday. Sweet, now she can do MILF porn. From
Us Weekly:
Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys Monday morning, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.
"They're in very good health," her rep tells Us.
"She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas," a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. "She's very excited to be a mom." (Source)
Congratulations to the happy couple, Interestingly, the babies mark the first time in Jenna's life that something has come
out of her vagina, and not in it.
Congratulations to the happy couple
Jenna Jameson confirmed on her MySpace blog today that she's pregnant with twins. She wrote:
Twins!!!!!!Current mood: ecstatic
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting btwins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said "I'm the luckiest man on earth... thank you for having my babies". I cried.
i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor bordered... but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me... bsince I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon... ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don't think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness... It doesnt matter what they say!
I love all of you!
JJ
(Source)
Considering the amount of abuse her vadge has gone through over the years, there's no way Jenna will need an epidural. Hell, she'll probably be able to pop those babies out at the same time, with room to spare. Having to spend her days "on bedrest" must be really frustrating to Jenna since she probably thought being pregnant would allow her to get out of the office.
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Jenna confusing her finger with another woman's labia
Don't think People magazine is gonna be dropping $15 million for these baby pics. Jenna Jameson, former hardcore porn star turned, ahem, "model," is pregnant. A source told the New York Post:
"She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything. She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." (Source)
Of course this happened. Tito's sperm didn't have the roadblock 62,867 other men did. Of course I mean Jenna's colon. Considering the size of his head, it's no wonder he decided to impregnate her -- she's the only one whose vadge was big enough to give birth to his kid. In all seriousness, this conception is just as miraculous as the Virgin Mary's. Especially when you consider Jenna's uterus is more beat up than a Toyota executive visiting Detroit.
NOTE: This isn't the first time Jenna's stomach has become swollen from too much semen. Of course, it is the first time it's happened vaginally
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Jenna Jameson at the pre-Emmy nominee party at Area nightclub in L.A. (6/13)
Jenna Jameson at the Heatherette Spring fashion show last night
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And I'm not really sure why. Jenna's had more seamen in her than the bridge of the Titanic!
NOTE: That's Jenna and Tito making out like a couple of schoolkids at Body English in Las Vegas over the weekend. Why is it that every time you need a good riot hose you can never find one?
