Jenna Jameson at Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas
Jenna Jameson was arrested on Saturday night for attacking someone at a home in Newport Beach, and that's all the details there are so who the fuck knows what really happened. From the L.A. Times
Orange County prosecutors will assign former porn star Jenna Jameson a court date if they have enough evidence to charge her with battery following her arrest in Newport Beach, police said. Jameson, 38, was arrested Saturday evening at a home in the 100 block of 36thStreet on Balboa Peninsula after a person claimed the former porn star attacked her.
The onetime "queen of porn" was later released on her own recognizance and given a preliminary court date for a hearing on the misdemeanor battery charge, said Lt. Evan Sailor of the Newport Beach Police Department.
Clearly this is either a case of mistaken identity or the Newport Beach Police Department has it out for Jenna (not their cocks -- I mean a vendetta . . . ok maybe their cocks, too). With masterpieces like Up and Cummers
, Up and Cummers 2
, and the legendary Up and Cummers 20
under her belt, it's more than obvious that Ms. Jameson has been nothing if not dignified. Hell, if you squint your eyes, turn your head just right, and ignore the semen and tears, you can almost see Princess Diana.*20 Jenna Jameson pics total in the gallery:
Jenna Jameson is in a bikini
Here's a mix of bikini pics Jenna Jameson has been tweeting the past few weeks. Um, hooray?
And no, I'm not exactly sure why she posted all these private pics of herself, but I have this nagging suspicion that it may have something to do with the fact that she's a slut.*10 Jenna Jameson bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Jenna Jameson bikini pics!
Here's some pics of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in Miami on Sunday. You'll notice that Jenna does not have a cock in her ass or mouth. You know, so that's sort of a nice change of pace for her. Don't you just love vacation?*32 Jenna Jameson pictures total in the gallery:
Jenna Jameson and Chelsea Handler are fighting
The irony, it is so thick. From the New York Daily News
"Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids... " Jameson tweeted. "Probably because she's a dried up old whore."
Though the vulgar insult appeared unprovoked, it may be retaliation for comments Handler made in a December interview with Katie Couric for Glamour magazine. When Couric asked the late-night host whether she ever has "second thoughts about being raunchy," Handler took issue with the adjective.
"I say things that a lot of people wouldn't say, and some of it probably isn't in the best taste," she said. "But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson."
LOL! Jenna Jameson calling someone a whore is like Mel Gibson calling someone a racist. If Jenna's going to start lashing out at people that have disrespected her, she better start with every single co-star she's ever had. Because frankly, after a 20 year career in porn, there's only one place that's ever had more icing on it than her face: a hockey rink. *15 Jenna Jameson pictures total in the gallery:
I knew that gangbang scene would break her
Jenna Jameson might do Broadway . . . not like that, you pervert. Apparently the producers of the rock musical Rock of Ages
have been dropping way too much acid lately because they actually want Jenna in their show. She told Page Six
"I am in talks with the 'Rock of Ages' producers, and I'm praying I get the role. Broadway has always been a dream of mine ever since I was a little girl. I am really excited. I'm meeting with the producers [today], and I just hope I have enough talent to carry the role. We are talking about a run that would be anything from a month to three months, and it could start very soon. I think I'm perfect for the role, and I am really looking forward to becoming a New Yorker."
A show source told us, "The producers were surprised, but Jenna has a good voice. And while she's famous for her X-rated movies, she can act."
If a porn star like Jenna is going to be auditioning for any sort of Broadway show, shouldn't she be trying out for a role in The Vagina Monologues
? If ever a vagina could tell a story, it'd be Jenna's. "Once we got to the halfway point of that watermelon, I knew we could fit the whole thing in . . . 'twas a proud day indeed for me." The producers of this play are definitely right though, -- Jenna can act. I once saw her bang a dude in Cumdumpster Bitches 7
that only had an 7-inch-long dong and you'd swear she was actually enjoying it. What range!*15 Jenna Jameson pictures total in the gallery:
Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at Santa Monica Beach
It seems like it was only two weeks ago that Jenna Jameson
was calling 911 to get her boyfriend Tito Ortiz
arrested for beating her up. Oh wait, that was two weeks ago
. But you wouldn't have known it based on these pictures taken yesterday in Santa Monica. They were one big happy family, just like the Brady Bunch . . . wait, did Carol ever invite any neighbors over to run a train on her ass while Mike videotaped? I don't remember that episode.*25 pics total in the gallery:
Jenna Jameson outside her home in Huntington Beach
I know this might come as a shock to those of you who still believe in the faith and innocence of hardcore porn stars, but it turns out Jenna Jameson has some problems in her life. Of the prescription variety. Which may have caused the "fight" yesterday between Tito Ortiz and her. From TMZ
Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz got very violent -- throwing and
injuring her -- and that he's falsely accusing her of OxyContin
addiction because he's "very, very desperate."
TMZ just spoke with Jenna -- while she was driving to Las Vegas -- and her version of what led to Tito's domestic violence arrest is brutal. Jenna claims that during an argument Monday morning she "said something very hurtful to his ego." She alleges that Tito then grabbed her and, "threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder."
Tito's attorney Chip Matthews strongly denies that, saying ... "He did not put his hands on her, he did not hit her, he did not do anything to her."
Matthews claims Tito found pills in Jenna's pants pocket -- and that when Tito confronted her she had an "emotional meltdown."
Jenna says Tito's addiction allegation is, "completely false" and "the last nail in the coffin" for their relationship.
Looks like we have a classic case of "he said, she said." Tito says the chick with the troubled past and history of making questionable decisions is again making questionable decisions. And Jenna says the guy with absolutely no history of domestic violence who she once described as a "big teddy bear" just, um, randomly beat her up for no reason at all. No matter whose side you take, I think we can all agree on one thing: Jenna Jameson looks like a duck. Seriously, it's uncanny. I can't stop throwing bread at my monitor. I'm making a mess.*44 pics total in the gallery:
Tito Ortiz is under arrest
Looks like we can add "blood" and "tears" to the list of things former porn-star Jenna Jameson
has had smeared all over her face. Her boyfriend, UFC star Tito Ortiz
, was arrested today at the couple's home in Huntington Beach after hitting her. From TMZ
Jenna Jameson just told our photog she plans on pressing charges against Tito Ortiz. Fighting back tears, a clearly emotional Jenna was driving away from her home in Huntington Beach, CA moments ago -- when she stopped and told our photog, "I'm gonna be alright."
Jenna -- who was wearing giant sunglasses -- continued, "My babies are alright ... everything's OK .. he's in jail."
Jenna was accompanied by her father -- the man who we've learned made the initial call to 911.
In Tito's defense, Jenna loves to be handcuffed, ballgagged, choked, spanked in the ass, slapped in the face, whipped, spit on, and fisted -- all while being called a whore. So how was he supposed to know she didn't also like being punched in the face? Seems like an honest mistake to me. If Jenna didn't want these types of accidents happening to her, she should have picked a different line of work. Accounting, for example.*33 pics total in the gallery:
Jenna Jameson (and Tito Ortiz) leaving a nightclub in West Hollywood
In "Whose dumb idea was this?" news, the haggard, 2009 version of Jenna Jameson is posing for Playboy
. Why? WHYYYYYYY? From Fox News
Only four months ago, Jenna Jameson welcomed twin boys into the world and already the retired porn princess has dropped those pregnancy pounds, is back in tip-top shape and doing what she does best — taking her clothes off. Pop Tarts has exclusively learned that Jameson shot quite the sexy campaign for Playboy Magazine in Los Angeles on Thursday evening . . .
Is it really a surprise that Jenna's back in shape after having her twins? It certainly wasn't the first time her stomach's become bloated from baby batter. Besides, it's not like giving birth was hard on her body. Those two kids probably crawled out of her vag at the same time without touching the sides
-- so a lot like every time Tito Ortiz has sex with her
Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in L.A.
That's Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz celebrating the Fourth of July in LA. Did you know Tito is deathly afraid of fireworks? It's true. At one point during the night, he was so freaked out by all the loud booms that he actually crawled into Jenna's vagina and hid. The scary part is Jenna didn't see him again until the next morning. Turns out he got lost and only by sheer luck did he find his way out.