Archive: Jenna Jameson

Jenna confusing her finger with another woman’s labia

Don’t think People magazine is gonna be dropping $15 million for these baby pics. Jenna Jameson, former hardcore porn star turned, ahem, “model,” is pregnant. A source told the New York Post:

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything. She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.” (Source)

Of course this happened. Tito’s sperm didn’t have the roadblock 62,867 other men did. Of course I mean Jenna’s colon. Considering the size of his head, it’s no wonder he decided to impregnate her — she’s the only one whose vadge was big enough to give birth to his kid. In all seriousness, this conception is just as miraculous as the Virgin Mary’s. Especially when you consider Jenna’s uterus is more beat up than a Toyota executive visiting Detroit.

NOTE: This isn’t the first time Jenna’s stomach has become swollen from too much semen. Of course, it is the first time it’s happened vaginally

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Jenna Jameson at the pre-Emmy nominee party at Area nightclub in L.A. (6/13)

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Jenna Jameson unveiling her new PETA ad at Smashbox Studios in L.A. (3/10)

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Jenna Jameson at the Heatherette Spring fashion show last night

Question: What is a bear trap, a can of rusty nails, a bee hive, a pile of broken glass, a bag of used needles, an oven, and Paris Hilton?

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And I’m not really sure why. Jenna’s had more seamen in her than the bridge of the Titanic!

NOTE: That’s Jenna and Tito making out like a couple of schoolkids at Body English in Las Vegas over the weekend. Why is it that every time you need a good riot hose you can never find one?

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Or should the title be “Jenna Jameson met her idol”…? Either way, the professional porn star and the amateur porn star met each other outside Club Vice last night in Hollywood. And somehow the Universe didn’t collapse within itself. So it looks the Big Bang Theory was wrong. That is about whores, right?

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Reformed porn star Jenna Jameson was photographed on the beaches of Malibu yesterday doing, ummm, I’m not exactly sure. It looks like some sort of Botox spasm. Or maybe she’s looking for her career … nahh, I don’t see a telescope.

More pics of Jenna Jameson in Malibu yesterday after the jump…

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Those rumors about Shanna Moakler reuniting with her estranged husband, Travis Barker, are definitely false. Last week Moakler was seen in Beverly Hills having an intimate dinner with Jenna Jameson’s ex, porn producer Jay Grdina. According to sources, the two have been dating for the last few weeks. According to other sources, Grdina seems to be missing a vowel in his last name. That aside, you gotta feel for this guy since the dating scene has to suck if you used to be married to a hot porn-star like Jenna Jameson. Every date would end up with you at home, dissapointed, wondering why that chick you met at the grocery store wouldn’t let you stick that piece of fruit in her ass. It’d be like losing your virginity to Jessica Alba. Really nowhere to go but down from there. It’s why I had to turn her down when she asked me to take her Junior Prom a few years back.

Ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz was scheduled to give a speech as a guest of honor for the “birthday” ball at the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in San Diego on Nov. 12. Ortiz was told to stay home after the Marine Corps brass found out he was going to bring along his girlfriend, porn star Jenna Jameson, to the event:

Ortiz received an e-mail from Maj. Jason Johnston stating, “There is some serious consternation here about having your girlfriend attend our ball. Of course I, and a lot of Marines, are very excited about it, [but] many of our commanders feel it might be inappropriate for the type of event we are having . . . it is professionally embarrassing for me to have to possibly retract our invitation, especially when I am such a big fan.”

What are the Marine Corps brass so afraid of? It’s not like the moment Jameson steps through the door, the lights will dim, 70s music will start bumping, and a massive gangbang will spontaneously break out. That kind of stuff only happens when I forget to wear a shirt out in public. Settle down ladies, there’s enough of this man to go around.