"Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids... " Jameson tweeted. "Probably because she's a dried up old whore."LOL! Jenna Jameson calling someone a whore is like Mel Gibson calling someone a racist. If Jenna's going to start lashing out at people that have disrespected her, she better start with every single co-star she's ever had. Because frankly, after a 20 year career in porn, there's only one place that's ever had more icing on it than her face: a hockey rink.
Though the vulgar insult appeared unprovoked, it may be retaliation for comments Handler made in a December interview with Katie Couric for Glamour magazine. When Couric asked the late-night host whether she ever has "second thoughts about being raunchy," Handler took issue with the adjective.
"I say things that a lot of people wouldn't say, and some of it probably isn't in the best taste," she said. "But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson."
"I am in talks with the 'Rock of Ages' producers, and I'm praying I get the role. Broadway has always been a dream of mine ever since I was a little girl. I am really excited. I'm meeting with the producers [today], and I just hope I have enough talent to carry the role. We are talking about a run that would be anything from a month to three months, and it could start very soon. I think I'm perfect for the role, and I am really looking forward to becoming a New Yorker."If a porn star like Jenna is going to be auditioning for any sort of Broadway show, shouldn't she be trying out for a role in The Vagina Monologues? If ever a vagina could tell a story, it'd be Jenna's. "Once we got to the halfway point of that watermelon, I knew we could fit the whole thing in . . . 'twas a proud day indeed for me." The producers of this play are definitely right though, -- Jenna can act. I once saw her bang a dude in Cumdumpster Bitches 7 that only had an 7-inch-long dong and you'd swear she was actually enjoying it. What range!
A show source told us, "The producers were surprised, but Jenna has a good voice. And while she's famous for her X-rated movies, she can act."
Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz got very violent -- throwing and injuring her -- and that he's falsely accusing her of OxyContin addiction because he's "very, very desperate."Looks like we have a classic case of "he said, she said." Tito says the chick with the troubled past and history of making questionable decisions is again making questionable decisions. And Jenna says the guy with absolutely no history of domestic violence who she once described as a "big teddy bear" just, um, randomly beat her up for no reason at all. No matter whose side you take, I think we can all agree on one thing: Jenna Jameson looks like a duck. Seriously, it's uncanny. I can't stop throwing bread at my monitor. I'm making a mess.
TMZ just spoke with Jenna -- while she was driving to Las Vegas -- and her version of what led to Tito's domestic violence arrest is brutal. Jenna claims that during an argument Monday morning she "said something very hurtful to his ego." She alleges that Tito then grabbed her and, "threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder."
Tito's attorney Chip Matthews strongly denies that, saying ... "He did not put his hands on her, he did not hit her, he did not do anything to her."
Matthews claims Tito found pills in Jenna's pants pocket -- and that when Tito confronted her she had an "emotional meltdown."
Jenna says Tito's addiction allegation is, "completely false" and "the last nail in the coffin" for their relationship.
Jenna Jameson just told our photog she plans on pressing charges against Tito Ortiz. Fighting back tears, a clearly emotional Jenna was driving away from her home in Huntington Beach, CA moments ago -- when she stopped and told our photog, "I'm gonna be alright."In Tito's defense, Jenna loves to be handcuffed, ballgagged, choked, spanked in the ass, slapped in the face, whipped, spit on, and fisted -- all while being called a whore. So how was he supposed to know she didn't also like being punched in the face? Seems like an honest mistake to me. If Jenna didn't want these types of accidents happening to her, she should have picked a different line of work. Accounting, for example.
Jenna -- who was wearing giant sunglasses -- continued, "My babies are alright ... everything's OK .. he's in jail."
Jenna was accompanied by her father -- the man who we've learned made the initial call to 911.
Only four months ago, Jenna Jameson welcomed twin boys into the world and already the retired porn princess has dropped those pregnancy pounds, is back in tip-top shape and doing what she does best — taking her clothes off. Pop Tarts has exclusively learned that Jameson shot quite the sexy campaign for Playboy Magazine in Los Angeles on Thursday evening . . .Is it really a surprise that Jenna's back in shape after having her twins? It certainly wasn't the first time her stomach's become bloated from baby batter. Besides, it's not like giving birth was hard on her body. Those two kids probably crawled out of her vag at the same time without touching the sides -- so a lot like every time Tito Ortiz has sex with her
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