It's incredible how much he looks like a lesbian
Jaymes Foster, the woman Clay Aiken knocked up (the "artificial insemination" way not the "why don't you slip on this ball gag and we'll make some memories" way) had a baby boy this morning. Parker Foster Aiken, weighing in at 6 pounds, 2 ounces, was born at 8:08 a.m. in an undisclosed location in Clay's home state of North Carolina. Not daring to get that close to a naked vagina, the singer barricaded himself in a Days Inn a few miles from the hospital during the birth. Clay expects to finally meet his new son in about a week or so once all that "yucky girl stuff" is washed off of it via a series of scalding baths.
Clay Aiken and the woman he couldn't bring himself to stick his penis into
