Britney Spears shopping in Beverly Hills (8/11)
Did Britney Spears'
boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick dump her? Sure, why not. From the
National Enquirer:
Devastated Britney Spears has had her heart shattered again — she’s been dumped by boyfriend Jason Trawick, the ENQUIRER has learned. Britney’s dream of moving in with the hunky Hollywood agent and having his baby screeched to a halt when he told her it was all over, say friends of the 27-year-old pop diva. She was expecting him to move in with her after she returned from the European leg of her globe-trotting “Circus” tour. But instead of moving in, Jason said he wanted out of the relationship.
“It was just too fast, too soon for Jason,” a close source told The ENQUIRER.
Jason, 37, is a top agent with Hollywood’s William Morris Endeavor Entertainment. He has told Britney repeatedly that he would never marry, but Britney refused to believe him. She thought she could change his mind by having a baby with him.
Note to any guy dating Britney Spears: If that crazy bitch wants to marry you, do it. Not only will your retirement begin on your wedding day, but that retirement will be spent doing fun things like jamming $100s down strippers' g-strings. Tell me that doesn't beat a 65-year-old retiree's typical day of complaining, gardening, and more complaining. And for those of you with an ounce of dignity and a shred of self-respect, you could always do what the rest of us do when we don't have a sugar mamma to tend to our every desire:
get a job marry for love move back in with our parents.
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick leaving the William Morris Talent Agency in Beverly Hills (6/26)
A few weeks ago,
Star claimed that Britney Spears' agent Jason Trawick proposed to her while the two were on vacation in the Bahamas (
pics here). The story might actually be true. The past few days, Britney's been seen wearing what looks to be an engagement ring. It looks big. Obviously Jason followed the standard: "spend two month's salary on an engagement ring . . . or if you can't afford that, date a crazy pop star, distract her by waving some fried chicken over your head, and then steal her black card." No word on a wedding day but if I'm Jason I'm marrying Britney in about an hour. You just don't know when a shiny car will drive by that might divert her attention, and then you've lost her forever.
Britney Spears leaving a McDonald's in London (6/17)
In "no way this is true" news, Britney Spears is supposedly engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick -- or as
Star calls him:
her agent turned lover. Rawr! Sexy stuff. From
Star:
After more than three years of casual hookups, Brit and Jason took their relationship to the next level while they were on vacation in the Bahamas last month. That's when Brit and Jason shared a special night together during which Jason popped the question!
"He didn't exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together."
"When she marries Jason, she wants it to be like a fairy tale," says a friend.
Sounds like a classic case of "love of her bank account at first sight." Why take 10% as her agent when you can wait it out a few years and take 50% as her ex-husband? It's sound financial planning.
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick at designer Christian Audigier's 50th birthday party in L.A. (5/23)
The man running Britney Spears life, father Jaime Spears, approves of her new boyfriend, Jason Trawick -- who also happens to be her agent at William Morris. The agent's friend told OK! magazine:
"There's no doubt that Jamie, approves of Jason — and why wouldn't he? Jason would never take advantage of Britney. I'm glad that she's finally found a good guy who isn't interested in her fame or her fortune." (Source)
So he's Britney's agent and he's not interested in her fame or fortune. Uhhhh, then maybe he should be fired. I'm calling bullshit. Of course he's gonna take advantage of her -- he's an agent. If I learned anything from Jerry McGuire it's that 1. The human head weighs 8 pounds and 2. Agents are the lowest form of scum on Earth. There will be no happy ending to this story (well maybe a few for him *wink*wink*). It'd be safer for Britney's kids to hang out at Tommy Lee's pool than with this dude.
