Jason Statham


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley bikini pics!

Because this is what you're supposed to do if you're dating a woman who has <10% body fat, Jason Statham spent the holiday weekend lounging around Miami with his bikini-clad girlfriend, supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Yeah, I'm jealous. Pretty much the only way his life could be any better is if he rode his pet dinosaur to the beach. How fucking cool would that be?

*11 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham pictures total in the gallery:

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Jason Statham leaving a party in Monte Carlo, Monaco (5/29)

Here's some pics of Jason Statham shitfaced over the weekend in Monte Carlo. You won't catch me making fun of him, because let's face it, even drunk this guy could kick my ass in a fight. That's mainly because he has no hair for me to pull. It's my signature MMA move.

*6 Jason Statham pics total in the gallery:

  • Jason Statham Drunk 1
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley bikini pictures! (St. Barts - 1/2)

Still trying to catch up on all the bikini pics from over the holiday weekend. Here's Victoria's Secret model/actress Rosie Huntington-Whitely (and Jason Statham) in St. Barts. Did you know that in some remote parts of Malaysia, her ass is actually worshiped as a deity? True story. I read it in National Geographic. They wouldn't lie.

*38 Rosie Huntington-Whitely pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rosie Huntington Nice Ass 1
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks rather fabulous in lingerie 

Normally when your girlfriend is pressuring you to move in, it can be a big red flag in a relationship. That is, unless she's a smoking-hot supermodel with lips that look like she just blew an idling Harley. Here's your key! From the Daily Mail:
The relationship between movie star Jason Statham and Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is becoming Hollywood’s hottest romance.The couple, started dating in April and have now decided to take the next step and move in together. When their work commitments finish they will return to LA, where Jason has just bought a new house.

"They seem very happy together. Rosie’s on the make and being with a big star like Jason is doing her career no harm at all," says a chum. "She has been excitedly telling all her friends that they are going to be moving in together."

Mind you, Jason, 37, is keeping one eye on Rosie while she films Transformers with co-star Shia LaBeouf.

"Rosie jokes about how sexy Shia is because she knows it winds Jason up. Jason wants to make sure he holds on to Rosie, and moving in is a sign of his commitment to her," adds the source.
Jason Statham has nothing to worry about when it comes to losing his woman to Shia LaBeouf. Jason's about as badass as it gets, and Shia looks like a young Albert Einstein (see here). If Shia did actually hit on Rosie, Jason would hit twice as hard on Shia -- only he'd use closed fists instead of charm and wit. And then, while Shia was on the ground writhing in pain, he'd impregnate his sister.*

*aka my "signature move" in the underground street fighting league I co-founded.

6 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley Boyfriend 1
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley Boyfriend 2
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley Boyfriend 3
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley Boyfriend 4
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley Boyfriend 5

Jason Statham has a nice place

Jason Statham 2100+ square foot condo in Hollywood. It's on sale for $1.395 million.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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