Rosie Huntington-Whiteley bikini pics! Because this is what you're supposed to do if you're dating a woman who has <10% body fat, Jason Statham spent the holiday weekend lounging around Miami with his bikini-clad girlfriend, supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Yeah, I'm jealous. Pretty much the only way his life could be any better is if he rode his pet dinosaur to the beach. How fucking cool would that be?
*11 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham pictures total in the gallery:
Jason Statham leaving a party in Monte Carlo, Monaco (5/29)
Here's some pics of Jason Statham shitfaced over the weekend in Monte Carlo. You won't catch me making fun of him, because let's face it, even drunk this guy could kick my ass in a fight. That's mainly because he has no hair for me to pull. It's my signature MMA move.
*6 Jason Statham pics total in the gallery:
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley bikini pictures! (St. Barts - 1/2)
Still trying to catch up on all the bikini pics from over the holiday weekend. Here's Victoria's Secret model/
actress
Rosie Huntington-Whitely (and Jason Statham) in St. Barts. Did you know
that in some remote parts of Malaysia, her ass is actually worshiped as
a deity? True story. I read it in
National Geographic. They wouldn't lie.
*38 Rosie Huntington-Whitely pictures total in the gallery:
Jason Statham has a nice place Jason Statham 2100+ square foot condo in Hollywood. It's on sale for $1.395 million.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing
multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating
feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity.
When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you
helped buy that home. Sucker!