Cameron Diaz in New York
Jason Segel may be dating "blonde beauty" Cameron Diaz, according to Life & Style
. Really? We're still pushing the lie that Cameron Diaz is pretty? I mean, there was a month back in 2002, but since then . . .
Life & Style can reveal that [Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel] were caught cozying up in East Hampton, N.Y., on Tuesday night. "They were at [upscale eatery] Nick and Toni's and seemed to be on a date," one eyewitness tells the mag.
And that's not the only place the Hollywood hot shots were spotted -- they were also seen shopping at Citarella food market in the same area! "They bought groceries and then drove off together," an eyewitness on Instagram revealed. The blond beauty, 40, and How I Met Your Mother star, 33, are spending quite a lot of time together. And that will continue as they're set to begin filming their next flick together, Sex Tape.
Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel bought groceries and drove off together?
Wow, talk about a match made in milk toast heaven. Jason is about as
edgy as a can of creamed corn, but I guess I can't blame Cameron for
laying down for him [to help promote their new movie]. The string of
douchebags that Cameron's been with the last ten years are very . . .
specific, so it's nice to see her in an ol' fashion straight
relationship where her partner actually wants to be with her sexually
and not as a beard to some --what, you didn't know? Come on, I can't
even take a head-count of her exes because most of those lads are hiding
in closets all over the world (the evidence is that they actually used
to date Cameron Diaz, who looks like this
). They're like an army of Anne Franks hiding from the Gestapo of truth . . . allegedly
.*5 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan leaving Jason Segel's house in West Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan was seen at actor Jason Segel's house on Friday and now of course everything thinks they're boning (they did in September
). Lindsay addressed the rumors via her Twitter
haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It's absurd! @least I'm laughing @the rediculous manifestations
3:33 PM Dec 5th
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone use a college-level word like "manifestations" and misspell a 6th-grade-level word like "ridiculous" in the same sentence. Good stuff. That aside, the only problem with Lindsay's denial is, um, she spent the night. I don't know about you, but if someone asks me to bring my sleeping bag to a business meeting, you better believe I know what's going down later that night: fort building! I call dibs on the couch cushions!
Lindsay Lohan arriving to the Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood
Remember yesterday's story
about Lindsay Lohan partying with her very-underage sister Ali at Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood? Well Ali learned a hard lesson that night. Mainly, that Lindsay will ditch your ass in a second for a random hookup. From Radar
The highlight of the night for Lindsay and Ali was when they bumped into Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, I Love You, Man). All we know is the Lohan sisters freaked out they were so excited, and told Jason he's "awesome" among other complimentary terms. Jason seemed a little embarrassed by the encounter but was gracious. And the night didn't end there for Lindsay and Jason. They left Teddy's and partied at Adam Levine's until nearly 6 a.m. when they were then spotted at the Chateau Marmont, with Jason getting out of the car.
Considering how often this guy likes to get naked in movies -- warning, proceed with extreme caution, naked penis ahead -- NSFW pic here
, hooking up with Lindsay Lohan could be devastating for his career. There isn't enough CGI in Hollywood to edit out all the lesions he'd contract from her. Besides, if Jason really wants to hook up with a semi-famous pig that doesn't work, he shouldn't date Lindsay. He should date K-Fed.