Jasmine Waltz


Michael Phelps is banging Jamine Waltz

Michael Phelps' latest hookup is Jasmine Waltz. If that name sounds familiar, that's because Jasmine has nailed half of Hollywood (e.g. David Arquette, Zac Efron, Chris Pine, Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney, Doug Reinhardt, and Vinny from Jersey Shore ). And she has a sex tape. In other words, she's someone you could definitely bring home to mom . . . and then mom would call her a whore and kick her out of the house. From Hollyscoop:
Michael Phelps ditched his gorgeous blonde girlfriend Megan Rossee last month and is apparently rebounding with notorious Hollywood star f*cker Jasmine Waltz. Apparently Michael met Jasmine recently and the two have been reportedly hooking up.

"They've been hooking up for weeks," a source tells Hollyscoop, adding that its just about sex.

It's unclear when or where they met but Michael only follows a select number of people on Instagram and he recently started following Jasmine on the photo-sharing site.
The mind works in mysterious ways, doesn't it? Michael Phelps' life has been a seemingly never-ending series of first place finishes. He is the best there is at what he does. Mike really doesn't have a frame of reference for what it feels like to come in second, so he's decided to come in sloppy seconds -- enter starfucker extraordinaire, Jasmine Waltz. She's as second place as they come. She looks like a second-rate Megan Fox who accepts loads from second rate stars while appearing in third-rate productions. Congrats to Michael. As long as he's inside Jasmine, he's taking first, second, and third place in someone else's goo Olympics. Enjoy your lunch.

*21 Jasmine Waltz bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Jasmine Waltz has a sex tape

Remember Jasmine Waltz? She's the professional star-fucker who probably broke up David Arquette's marriage last year to Courteney Cox. She also kinda sorta looks like Megan Fox, if Megan got hit by a car. Well now we all get to see her naked because she has a sex tape. From TMZ:
Sources close to Jasmine Waltz tell TMZ ... the 28-year-old and her manager set up a meeting with porn giant Vivid Entertainment last year hoping to lock up a deal to star in her own XXX video ... and she even SIGNED A CONTRACT!

We're told Waltz agreed to a deal that would pay her $60k up front PLUS 25% of the "back end" profits ... plus Waltz would have been able to personally select the "male talent." But after Waltz signed the deal, sources tell us, things went sour ... and somehow Jasmine's "private" homemade XXX flick surfaced on her own website, realjasmine.com ... and not with Vivid.

Waltz had released a statement saying, "I'm absolutely shocked that the public is now going to see what I made with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day."
Even though this chick only kinda sorta looks like Megan Fox, Megan could still learn a thing or two from her. For example, would it kill her to film herself having sex and then release the footage to the internet under the guise of a "stolen" sex tape. C'mon Megan, you don't have to be such a prude about this.

NOTE: NSFW preview of the tape here

*16 Jasmine Waltz pictures total in the gallery:

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Jasmine Waltz bikini pics! (Malibu - 12/6)

You know Jasmine Waltz as the 28-year-old professional star-f*cker who David Arquette may or may not have cheated on Courteney Cox with. Anyways, there she is in Malibu today. In hindsight, I'm sure this paid photoshoot at the beach in December seemed like a great idea when she was sitting on her couch back in September.

*20 Jasmine Waltz bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Jasmine Waltz and Doug Reinhardt outside his home in Hollywood (10/13)

Since David Arquette and Courteney Cox announced their divorce on Monday, professional star-fucker Jasmine Waltz's name has been all over the news. Reportedly, Jasmine is furious that David told Howard Stern he slept with her while still technically married to Courteney. Jasmine was so upset yesterday that she put on her tightest pair of jeans and highest pair of heels and visited ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt at his home in Hollywood. Poor thing -- I hope she's able to weather this storm of unwanted media attention. The next time she calls the paparazzi to tell them that she'll be at 1242 Sunset Plaza Dr at approximately 3:30 PM, I hope they're considerate enough to just leave her alone and give her some space.

*10 Jasmine Waltz and Doug Reinhardt pictures total in the gallery:

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Jasmine Waltz leaving the Chamberlain hotel in West Hollywood (10/11)

David Arquette claimed on the Howard Stern Show yesterday that he only slept with 28-year-old professional celebrity dater Jasmine Waltz "one time, maybe twice" while married to Courteney Cox. Not so fast, says Jasmine -- she spread her legs way more times than that:
Sources are telling TMZ ... Jasmine Waltz  is indignant, claiming she had sex multiple times with David over the course of more than a month.  She's saying she met David through a mutual friend and started dating.

People associated with David tell us ... everything that happened between David and Jasmine occurred after he separated from Courteney Cox and after they reached an understanding that they could date other people.  Jasmine is backing up this story.
Oh no, now everyone in Hollywood will know that, after separating from his wife, David engaged in sexual intercourse with another consenting adult more than two times. He'll never work in this town again! Never!

*10 Jasmine Waltz pictures total in the gallery:

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Jasmine Waltz in Malibu last August

David Arquette discussed his split from Courteney Cox with Howard Stern this morning on his radio show. Did he cheat? Did Courteney cheat? How long have they been split up? Have they told their children? Why does Courteney have an extra 'e' in her name? Does his mistress look like a fatter version of Megan Fox? Yes. Maybe. I don't know, but they haven't had sex in four months. Yes. I don't know, but it's bugging the hell out of me. Strangely, yes. From Radar:
28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz is the woman eyed as Arquette's paramour, and the beauty has certainly danced with some of Hollywood's biggest names: prior to Arquette, she'd been romantically liked to Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney (ed. note: that's her with Jesse above) and Paris Hilton's ex Doug Reinhardt.

Arquette told Stern he wasn't living with Waltz, "but I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice... my sexual encounter made me pretty feel manly."

Prodded by Stern about the couple's sex life, Arquette admitted he hadn't slept with Cox for four months, and said his "sex with Courtney is scheduled to a certain degree, its methodical to a certain degree, and so full of love ... its so beautifully passionate."

Arquette said he knew Cox and [Cougar Town co-star] Van Holt were involved in an "emotional affair" but was not aware if it had become physical. He added that "part of the terms of out separation was that I was allowed to see other people and so was she."
I don't get it. What does Jasmine have that Courteney doesn't? What does this hot young piece of ass -- who might as well have "DTF" tattooed on her shoulder in big bold letters -- have that a menopausal 46-year-old woman with no sex drive doesn't? Huh? Tell me dammit, I want to know! Huh? I swear, I will never understand pigs like David. If you're going to cheat, don't get married in the first place. It's why I only bang teen runaways who've resorted to prostitution to survive on the streets. You can call me Prince Charming!

*10 Jasmine Waltz bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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