If your name is "Ryan Reynolds" you probably don't want to read this story. Everyone else, by all means, please continue. From OK! magazine:
There's nothing wrong with a little innocent flirting — or is there? Jared Leto certainly didn't seem to think so at Sunday night's Golden Globes bash at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood, where he made a quick bee-line for his newly married ex-girlfriend Scarlett Johansson!
A fellow party-goer tells OK! that Leto, "spent most of the evening hitting on Scarlett Johansson, who certainly didn't seem to mind." (Source)
Sorry Jared. If Scarlet wanted to marry an emaciated, gender-confused, hermaphrodite, she would have chosen someone from the San Francisco Men's Chorus. Or Pete Wentz. If I were Ryan, I'd actually encourage Scarlet to hang out more with Jared. Who better to teach her how to apply her eye-liner?
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So apparently wearing eye-shadow and acting like a whiny bitch all the time doesn't make you as good a lover as was previously thought. Regarding uber-douche Jared Leto, Penthouse "Pet of the Year" [runner up] Krista Ayne told Steppin' Out magazine:
"Okay, I admit it, I hooked up with Jared Leto. He's a really nice guy. The sex wasn't that good though. I'd give him a 7 on a scale from 1 to 10 in bed." (Source)
One of my former lovers once rated sex with me as a 7. The scale was 1-3. Respect me.
If you're anything like me, you're fantastically grate at spelling and you love stories that involve mega-douche Jared Leto getting shit on. In the latest issue of Stuff Magazine, late night host Jimmy Kimmel is the latest to jump on the Leto haters bandwagon. Kimmel was asked who the worst guest to ever appear on his show was--someone he really had to hide his disdain for. Kimmel, voted "The Biggest Bad-Ass on TV" in the issue, revealed:
"[Jared Leto] was so insufferably satisfied with himself that I wanted to strangle him." (Source)
So it's official: everyone hates Jared Leto. And, yes, I'm including his Grandma on this list:
"Hey Grandma, it's Jared, I thought I'd come over and maybe cook you dinner tonight."
"I'm, uhhh, busy, ummmm, I'll be playing basketball at the park all day."
"But Grandma, you're 93 and you've been in a wheelchair for the last two decades!"
If this story sounds familiar it's because it probably is. Jared Leto is still making news at the Sundance Film Festival for being a complete and total douche bag. The latest event occurred at Harry O's, the same place that Leto almost got into a fight at earlier in the week. After failing miserably to hook-up with Michelle Smith--rumored girlfriend of Kate Hudson's ex Chris Robinson--Leto began "bumping into people in the crowded venue as he headed back to his table." The New York Post describes what happened next:
When a fellow patron told Leto to "relax," Leto grabbed a liquor bottle and held it above the guy's head. Spies said when bouncers asked Leto to leave, he responded by holding up a beer bottle as he was led out.
What the hell kind of pussy bouncers are these guys? When a dude like Jared Leto starts waving a bottle around inside of your bar, you're supposed to take the bottle, break it, and then carve your initials into his forehead. And then when he starts weeping, in your best Austrian accent you say "LOOKS LIKE YOUR TAB HAS BEEN CLOSED." And then you gently rape him. I saw that in a Schwarzenegger movie one time. Highly controversial stuff.
According to The New York Post, Jared Leto was--brace yourselves now--in a "foul mood" at the Sundance Film Festival over the weekend. While promoting new movie Chapter 27 at local restaurant Harry O's, Leto, a genius self-promoter, yelled at a Wireimage photographer to stop taking his picture. As the disgusted Leto was walking out, a "big guy" yanked at his hat:
Leto "whipped off his hat with earflaps on and stepped up to the guy," said a spy. "They were yelling at each other." But no punches were thrown. And though Leto left, he came back a couple hours later to look for the guy.
They forget to add that when Leto came back he had two of his sisters along with him to confront the guy. God he's such a pussy. I love it when guys that wear eye shadow try to act tough. It’s so cute. It's kinda like when women think they should be paid the same amount as men for doing the same exact job. LOL! We already threw you a bone by letting you vote for President. Wasn't that enough for you insatiable feminists?
