January Jones

January Jones leaving Andre #1 Shoe Design in West Hollywood (9/27)

No January, even though it seems that way to you most of time, your new baby -- I believe you refer to him as "Buzzkill" -- does not in fact count as a handicap.

*24 January Jones pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, August 27

January Jones arriving to a meeting in Malibu (pics start here)

Julianne Hough out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara and her fiance Nick Loeb arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani heading to a studio in Hollywood (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Halle Berry taking her daughter to the movies in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise in New York (pics start here)

Erin Heatherton eating lunch in New York (pics start here)

Alyson Hannigan out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn on the set of The Internship in Atlanta (pics start here)

*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, June 21

January Jones and her new red hair leaving a pilates class in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Kelly Brook and her boyfriend, rugby player Thom Evans, out and about in Soho, London (pics start here)

Jude Law leaving an art gallery in London (pics start here)

George Clooney riding his Harlery Davidson around Lake Como in Italy (pics start here)

Lara Spencer outside ABC Studios in New York (pics start here)

Rita Ora arriving at Liquor Bar in New York (pics start here)

Ashley Greene arriving on a flight at JFK airport in New York (pics start here)

Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving Blue Plate Restaurant after lunch in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West leaving the Colette boutique in Paris (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving Sugarfish restaurant in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Jennifer Hudson arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

John Legend walking his dogs in New York (pics start here)

Kat Von D arriving on a flight at Vancouver International Airport (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

January Jones leaving The Staples Center in L.A. (5/2)

Paging vapid bitch, party of one. Vapid bitch, party of one, your table is ready. From Zach Galifianakis' interview with Shortlist:

Shortlist: Back to the sex appeal — January Jones recently told us that you were the most naturally funny man she’d ever met. Would you ever consider making a move? She likes funny men…

Zach: That’s really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, "Come sit down." So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, "I think it’s time for you to leave now." So I say, "January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice," and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?

Zach better be careful. Because if my high school experience taught me anything, it's that when you're the below-average looking funny guy that makes fun of the hot popular blonde, she ends up going to prom while you sit at home full of self-hate, silently masturbating to your Michael McDonald CD. I mean, you know, I knew a guy who did that.

*10 January Jones pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, April 30 and Sunday, May 1

January Jones leaving a hotel in Hollywood (pics start here)

Cee-Lo filming a music video for his new single "I Want You" at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt at a screening of An American In Paris as part of the 2011 TCM Classic Film Festival at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rebecca Black arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rihanna launching her Reb'l Fleur fragrance at Macy's in NYC (pics start here)

Isla Fisher out and about in Tribeca, NYC (pics start here)

Polish actress and singer Alicja Bachleda leaving Oaks Gourmet Market in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rachael Leigh Cook at the "18th Annual Race To Erase MS" at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anna Paquin leaving her home in Venice (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez at her "Love?" album launch party at The Grove in Hollywood hosted by Extra (pics start here)

Elsa Pataky arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford the "18th Annual Race To Erase MS" at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

The 2010 Emmy Awards: Just the Attractive People

Here's a ton of pics -- 196 -- from the Emmy Awards last night (just the attractive people, of course). I swear to god, if Jersey Shore gets snubbed again next year, I'm not watching this damn show in 2012. And that's a promise Emmy voters. As always, this took me a shitload of time to edit and upload so do me a favor and click around a little.

• Brooke Burke (12 pics here)
• Olivia Munn (9 pics here)
• Lauren Sanchez (2 pics here)
• Christina Hendricks (19 pics here)
• Dianna Agron (12 pics here)
• Claire Danes (8 pics here)
• Sarah Hyland (5 pics here)
• Padma Lakshmi (4 pics here)
• Stephanie Pratt (3 pics here)
• Cheryl Burke (3 pics here)
• Keri Russell (2 pics here)
• Eva Amurri (4 pics here)
• Julie Benz (10 pics here)
• Katrina Bowden (7 pics here)
• Kim Kardashian (7 pics here)
• Maria Menounos (8 pics here)
• Heidi Klum (14 pics here)
• January Jones (10 pics here)
• Anna Paquin (12 pics here)
• Lea Michele (11 pics here)
• Sofia Vergara (16 pics here)
• Eva Longoria (9 pics here)
• Naya Rivera (8 pics here)

*196 pictures from the 2010 Emmy Awards in the gallery: 

January Jones sorta commits hit-and-run

Perhaps her judgment still clouded from the night of passionate sex she had on Tuesday, January Jones walked away from the scene of a 4-car accident last night because the paparazzi were bugging her. Pretty sure you're not supposed to do that. From TMZ:

LAPD tells TMZ January was driving a Range Rover around 9 PM last night when she allegedly lost control, hit the other cars and caused some major damage.  We're told a witness reported the accident to police and claimed that January fled on foot after saying, "I can't deal with this commotion."

Police tell us that while officers were on scene investigating January returned and claimed she fled because paparazzi were trailing her.

January was not cited or arrested, but her car was impounded and police have launched an investigation.  Police say no alcohol or drugs were involved.

Police tell TMZ Jones told them she was at The London West Hollywood Hotel watching the Lakers lose and then drove home.  She says several paparazzi started following her and she lost control of her car and struck 3 parked vehicles.  Jones says the photogs were harassing her so she left her license and walked a half a block to her home and called 911.  The dispatcher told Jones cops had just arrived on scene so she returned.  We're told there will not be a hit-and-run investigation.

In January's defense, she's pretty hot. And hot chicks can get away with a lot. Boy if I had a nickel every time I woke up naked in a model's bed with my wallet missing . . .

Blame is for ugly people. That's why God made them ugly. So we could easily recognize them on the street and know who to blame. "There! It was the chick with the acne and split ends! Get her!"

*26 pics total in the gallery:

January Jones doing the walk of shame

On Tuesday night, Mad Men's January Jones attended Oceana North America's "World Ocean's Day" party at Sunset Towers in West Hollywood. By all accounts, she was the hit of the party in her beautiful green Versace cocktail dress (pic here). She was also the hit of the 10:15am cab ride home the next morning in the same beautiful green Versace cocktail dress, albeit a little more wrinkled and smelling like condoms than the night before. I know what you must be thinking: "What a whore!" "Wow, 15 straight hours of doing her part to save the world's oceans -- she is a workhorse!" And you're exactly right my friend. When it comes to beach quality, fish habitat, and marine sanctuaries, January does not fuck around. And she'll cut you if you say otherwise.

*20 pics total in the gallery:

Mad Men's January Jones out and about in L.A. (11/28)

+ Kristin Davis and her sloppy bikini body [Drunken Stepfather]

+ MTV is receiving death threats over Jersey Shore [PopEater]
+ Sarah Jessica Parker should not wear dresses this short [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Another Rihanna nip slip [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Uma Thurman got dumped [DailyFill]

+ Ann Marie is your cute college girl of the week [College Humor]
+ Sandra Bullock beat that porn star [A Socialite's Life]
+ Miley Cyrus in hot pants [Newstoob]
+ Perhaps the most perfect women ever [Double Viking]

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January Jones is stacked

The amazing rack of January Jones (Mad Men) graces the pages of November's GQ. Just how amazing is it? Rumor is it's fluent in five languages, including Pikachu. It's also undefeated in Scrabble and picked 15 of the 16 teams that reached the Sweet 16 in the NCAA Tournament this year. Fucking Arizona. Who saw that one coming?

UPDATE (10/21): Added 28 more pics from the shoot, beginning here. You can thank me in the form of gift cards. Amazon.com preferably. I'm saving up for this. Chick magnet, dude.