Janice Dickinson in Maui (3/28)
Thank you Janice, thank you for finally embracing the one piece. Sure you're about ten years too late but let's focus on the positive: your hideously wrinkled body has finally been hidden from public view. Beaches are once again safe.
Janice Dickinson in South Beach (1/12)
You know those people that say, like fine wine, women only get better with age? They're fucking lying.
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Former former former former former supermodel Janice Dickinson
Janice Dickinson at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards earlier this week
Can anyone explain to me why Janice Dickinson is wearing a bikini over her leather tracksuit at the beach? I swear to God, I will never understand celebrities and their wacky fashion statements. To be fair, I should be cutting Janice some slack, she's been through a lot in her life--two World Wars, the Great Depression ...
Janice Dickinson was in a flashy mood outside Koi restaurant in Los Angeles Tuesday night. What class! If you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the right angle she looks just like the Queen of England ... if the Queen of England was a GOD DAMN DRUNKEN WHORE
