Janice Dickinson is a nobody Note to Janice Dickinson: When even the paparazzi don't know who the hell you are, I think that's a sign you need to quietly go away.
Janice Dickinson leaving Nobu restaurant in West Hollywood (5/13)
I'm not even gonna pretend to know exactly what the hell Janice Dickinson is doing in that pic. She appears to be doing the X-rated version of that clown trick where they pull a never-ending handkerchief out of their pocket. Oh wow, that actually sounded way less disgusting in my mind. Apologies.
Janice Dickinson, Heidi Montag, and Spencer Pratt at a gas station in Beverly Hills (5/11)
The one time you really need a gas station to explode into a hellish fireball of burning shrapnel and death, it doesn't happen. That kind of bad luck deserves a sad face :(
NOTE TO SPENCER:
In this pic, is that your new car to the right? If so, fuck you.
Janice Dickinson in L.A. (3/12)
I swear, paparazzi get such a bum rap. They're really nice people. I don't understand why they have such a negative image. From
WENN:
Janice Dickinson is harassed by photographers as she walks back to her car in the Sunset Plaza. One photographer asks her if she has had a sex change operation and another attempts to photograph down her shirt. (Los Angeles, California - 3/12/09)
In the paparazzi's defense . . . has Janice Dickinson ever had a sex change operation?