Janice Dickinson

James Deen makes out with Janice Dickinson

Porn star James Deen (aka Lindsay Lohan's co-star in The Canyons) was spotted making out with Janice Dickinson in front of the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood on Saturday. Poor guy. The worst thing I've ever had to do to pay off a bet is shave my head. Good thing STD testing is now standard in the porn industry.

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Janice Dickinson in Malibu (7/8)

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Janice Dickinson in Malibu (7/4)

OK, I need to catch up on some 4th of July pics that I didn't post yesterday. That's former model Janice Dickinson at the beach in Malibu showing off her 4th of July spirit in an orange and red bikini what the fiery depths of hell must be like.

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Janice Dickinson is nude

A nude picture of Janice Dickinson hit the internets yesterday, and sweet holy hell, you need to think long and hard before you click on that picture above. I don't want to scare you, but I saw the uncensored picture earlier this morning, and now I'm gay. Dammit.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Janice Dickinson nude pic, click the picture above and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Janice Dickinson throws fit

Rules? Hah! Janice Dickinson laughs at your pitiful rules! From the National Enquirer:

Former catwalk queen Janice Dickinson threw a fit at the Gavert Atelier beauty salon in Beverly Hills on Aug. 26 after being told she couldn't bring her two huge dogs into the salon. Janice snapped: "They're service dogs!" But management wasn't buying it -- and the dogs were shown the door. (Print Edition)

Sorry Janice, I'm calling bullshit on the fact that your bulldog is a service animal. The only things those dogs are good for is looking cute and reminding us what Joan Rivers' face would look like without Botox. Of course it's not surprising that Janice has a bunch of dogs following her around. They probably think her leathery skin is one giant rawhide treat.

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Janice Dickinson leaving CVS in Sherman Oaks (8/29)

Go ahead Janice, no one's looking, take that dollar bill. He's just homeless. He doesn't have feelings, right? You monster. I've seen some pretty disgusting behavior in my day, but this might just take the cake.

UPDATE: I was just informed (and threatened) by Janice's lawyer that she was actually giving that homeless dude a dollar. I'm not buying it. That bitch hasn't worked in years. How'd she get the dollar? Magic? Sorcery?

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, August 16

Janice Dickinson leaving a gym in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kelly Brook at the "Breakthrough of the Year Awards" held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie at the UK premiere of Salt at the Empire Leicester Square Cinema in London (pics start here)

Bollywood Star Koena Mitra appearing at Millions of Milkshakes in Westfield Culver City Mall (pics start here)

Actor Sam Worthington arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

English singer Samantha Fox performing at the "Milk Festival" at Ballinlough Castle in Westmeath, Ireland (pics start here)

Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka leaving Equinox gym in West Hills, CA (pics start here)

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne shopping at Planet Blue in Malibu (pics start here)

Sharon Stone and her sons Laird Vonne and Roan Joseph out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara at the "Breakthrough of the Year Awards" held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Mischa Barton out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at a reception for "A Right to Play Day" at Breakwater Yacht Club in Sag Harbor, New York (pics start here)

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Janice Dickinson leaving a gym in Brentwood (4/30)

+ Sienna Miller looks like a greasy pig [Drunken Stepfather]

+ If by "natural causes" you mean "drugs" [PopEater]
+ Christina Aguilera cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Adriana Lima is making a comeback [Will.I.Am]
+ Justin Bieber is sort of an idiot [College Humor]

+ I want to impregnate Kelly Brook [Holy Taco]
+ Helena Christensen is butt-ass naked [Socialite Life]
+ She can probably float with those boobs [Double Viking]
+ Why does this chick get hotter every time I see her? [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: Top 10 Funniest Typos Ever

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Janice Dickinson (trust me, it is) leaving a yoga class in Santa Monica (4/23)

+ Adriana Lima needs to just shut up and look pretty [PopEater]

+ Why is Rihanna masturbating? [The Superficial]
+ Katie Holmes is playing who? Aw hell no. [Huffington Post]
+ Adrianne Curry has a slamming body [IDLYITW]
+ Possibly Definitely the worst celebrity-related tattoo EVER [College Humor]

+ Dakota Fanning is a mess [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Christina Aguilera is sort of a bitch [Wonderwall]
+ Elizabeth Hurley update: Still really hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Helena Mattsson looks even hotter in white [moejackson]

+ J.Lo has a bird nest on her head [Dlisted]
+ Rihanna is a sneaky little bastard [The Blemish]
+ The new video everyone is talking about [CityRag]
+ Underwear self-portrait [Double Viking]

Tyra Banks at "The CW: It's a Reality" event at Simyone Lounge in New York (2/23)

A good way to get me to write about how awesome you are is to accuse another high profile female celebrity of being a man. Oh hey, guess what Janice Dickinson said about Tyra Banks. From AOL:

Speaking on Alan Carr's Chatty Man, the catty woman said: "I made [America's Next Top Model] a hit. Can you imagine for five seasons just sitting next to Miss Tyra Banks and listening to her go off? You could land a helicopter on her forehead. It's huge."

Janice admitted she got the boot from the show after calling Tyra "fat".

She continued: "She was huge! [Her legs] are huge. Well, she's a big woman. I used to think she was a man, I kept looking for... I was always looking, thinking, 'Something isn't right here'."

Tyra better not escalate this war of words into something physical. Janice has had so much plastic surgery, her face is practically stronger than Kevlar. Not many people know this, but Janice actually won a Toughman contest in Macon, Georgia last summer. She just never talks about it because she's so damn humble.