Janice Dickinson bikini pics (Malibu - 7/4)
I really hope that's Janice Dickinson's son sitting next to her in Malibu on Saturday and not some drunk dude trying to get laid. I would rather have the paparazzi catch me masturbating to the Zac Efron tribute issue of
Teen Beat than hitting on her.
Janice Dickinson at the beach in Malibu (6/28)
That's the most action Janice Dickinson's gotten since the night of her senior prom in 1938!
Janice Dickinson is a nobody Note to Janice Dickinson: When even the paparazzi don't know who the hell you are, I think that's a sign you need to quietly go away.
Janice Dickinson leaving Nobu restaurant in West Hollywood (5/13)
I'm not even gonna pretend to know exactly what the hell Janice Dickinson is doing in that pic. She appears to be doing the X-rated version of that clown trick where they pull a never-ending handkerchief out of their pocket. Oh wow, that actually sounded way less disgusting in my mind. Apologies.
Janice Dickinson, Heidi Montag, and Spencer Pratt at a gas station in Beverly Hills (5/11)
The one time you really need a gas station to explode into a hellish fireball of burning shrapnel and death, it doesn't happen. That kind of bad luck deserves a sad face :(
NOTE TO SPENCER:
In this pic, is that your new car to the right? If so, fuck you.
Janice Dickinson in L.A. (3/12)
I swear, paparazzi get such a bum rap. They're really nice people. I don't understand why they have such a negative image. From
WENN:
Janice Dickinson is harassed by photographers as she walks back to her car in the Sunset Plaza. One photographer asks her if she has had a sex change operation and another attempts to photograph down her shirt. (Los Angeles, California - 3/12/09)
In the paparazzi's defense . . . has Janice Dickinson ever had a sex change operation?

Get a room
I don't know what's more surprising about this story. The fact that the pilot didn't immediately crash the private jet once he saw Janice Dickinson's boobs or the fact that Janice Dickinson actually talked her way onto a private jet. From the New York Post:
Janice Dickinson sure knows how to distract a pilot. The so-called original supermodel was on a recent private NetJets flight from LA to NY when she strolled into the cockpit and flashed the pilot, said a source. "She just went in and did a little shimmy and walked out," said the source. (Source)
The real mastermind behind 9/11: Janice Dickinson. The only explanation for this story is that Janice was trying to commit suicide. Why else would she possibly want to blind the pilot? Now that I think of it though, I suppose Janice wasn't really that worried about the plane crashing . . . since her skin is made of the same material as the black box.

Janice Dickinson in Maui (4/2)
Remember when I said yesterday that those are the last bikini pics of Janice Dickinson I'd be posting. I lied. I don't even know what to say at this point. That's definitely the ugliest picture of her I've posted over the last four days. I haven't seen something that scary in the ocean since Jaws. If I was stranded, starving, on a deserted island and caught something that ugly, I'd throw it back.