Archive: Janice Dickinson

Get a room

I don’t know what’s more surprising about this story. The fact that the pilot didn’t immediately crash the private jet once he saw Janice Dickinson’s boobs or the fact that Janice Dickinson actually talked her way onto a private jet. From the New York Post:

Janice Dickinson sure knows how to distract a pilot. The so-called original supermodel was on a recent private NetJets flight from LA to NY when she strolled into the cockpit and flashed the pilot, said a source. “She just went in and did a little shimmy and walked out,” said the source. (Source)

The real mastermind behind 9/11: Janice Dickinson. The only explanation for this story is that Janice was trying to commit suicide. Why else would she possibly want to blind the pilot? Now that I think of it though, I suppose Janice wasn’t really that worried about the plane crashing . . . since her skin is made of the same material as the black box.

[WENN]

Janice Dickinson in Maui (4/2)

Remember when I said yesterday that those are the last bikini pics of Janice Dickinson I’d be posting. I lied. I don’t even know what to say at this point. That’s definitely the ugliest picture of her I’ve posted over the last four days. I haven’t seen something that scary in the ocean since Jaws. If I was stranded, starving, on a deserted island and caught something that ugly, I’d throw it back.

[Pacific Coast News]

Janice Dickinson in Maui (3/31)

OK this is the last post in the “Bikini Pictures as Punishment” series. I hope you learned your lesson. Stealing is wrong. Except from people who don’t speak English. No police report = victimless crime.

[BauerGriffinOnline, Splash News]

Janice Dickinson in Maui (3/31)

Why is she wearing leather tights? That has to be hot.

[Splash News]

Janice Dickinson in Maui (3/28)

Thank you Janice, thank you for finally embracing the one piece. Sure you’re about ten years too late but let’s focus on the positive: your hideously wrinkled body has finally been hidden from public view. Beaches are once again safe.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Janice Dickinson in South Beach (1/12)

You know those people that say, like fine wine, women only get better with age? They’re fucking lying.

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Former former former former former supermodel Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards earlier this week

Faded Youth Blog

Can anyone explain to me why Janice Dickinson is wearing a bikini over her leather tracksuit at the beach? I swear to God, I will never understand celebrities and their wacky fashion statements. To be fair, I should be cutting Janice some slack, she’s been through a lot in her life–two World Wars, the Great Depression …

Janice Dickinson was in a flashy mood outside Koi restaurant in Los Angeles Tuesday night. What class! If you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the right angle she looks just like the Queen of England … if the Queen of England was a GOD DAMN DRUNKEN WHORE