Jamie Lynn Spears having another baby?
If you saw your 17-year-old daughter on the cover of a national tabloid with the headline "PREGNANT AGAIN - Guess who's the daddy this time," how long would it take for you to kill yourself? For me, once I saw her picture, I'd pick up a gun. About halfway through the word "AGAIN" is when the bullet would be piercing my skull.
UPDATE: TMZ says she's not pregnant:
While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven. (Source)
You hear that National Enquirer editor? TMZ called you a liar. They also told me your mom is fat. Don't take that shit from them. GOSSIP FIGHT!!!
Jamie Lynn Spears might be pregnant again
According to the National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again. Her friends are supposedly "begging her" to get an abortion . . . by jumping off a bridge . . . OK, maybe they didn't say that thing about the bridge, but it seems like a great way to solve her problems. A source told the magazine:
"Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical. Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out. Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. She’d expected to have her period by early September. A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out." (Source)
Oh sure, laugh all you want now, but in six or so years, Jamie Lynn's gonna be the one laughing when she has two different kids to go coon huntin' for supper. What you call poor planning, I call planning for the future.
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Straight to the hips Lynne, straight to the hips
Does anyone listen to Lynne Spears anymore? Seriously? Every time she talks, I can't help but think of the teacher from Charlie Brown yapping away. Anyways, Lynne is pissed the media is treating VP-hopeful Sarah Palin's pregnant teenage daughter, Bristol, different from her own pregnant teenage daughter, Jamie Lynn. From the most recent issue of Newsweek:
Newsweek: You and Jamie Lynn got some negative press when she got pregnant so young. But more recently, 17-year-old Bristol Palin, and her mother, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate, found themselves in a similar situation. And the public reaction has been different.Lynn Spears: It's a totally different reaction. It's as if [Sarah Palin] became celebrated. I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn—you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand ... I just feel like it's been a very hypocritical situation. (Source)
Bristol Palin and Jamie Lynn Spears are both dumb whores. Happy now Lynne?
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Jamie Lynn Spears' personal photos stolen
Federal investigators are on the hunt for a man attempting to sell stolen photos of Jamie Lynn Spears. It's believed somebody working at the McComb, MS, Wal-Mart copied the photos after Jamie Lynn's fiancé Casey Aldridge brought his camera in to get printouts. One of the photos shows Jamie Lynn breast-feeding her daughter Maddie, with her breast exposed. Since Jamie Lynn is still a minor, buying/selling the pics violates federal pornography laws. From TMZ:
Other pics in the set include Britney holding the baby and one of Jamie Lynn, Britney, Brian (Brit's bro), Lynne Spears and Jamie Spears around Jamie Lynn's hospital bed. There are also pics of Maddie by herself, and there's a picture of Jamie Lynn in a negligee holding the baby.Authorities are trying to find the man who is attempting to sell the photos. In addition, we're told Britney's lawyers are thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the alleged security breach. (Source)
Britney Spears is gonna sue Wal-Mart? Yeah right, maybe when hell freezes over. The only reason Britney Spears would ever sue Wal-Mart is to force them to open earlier.
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Britney Spears hates Casey Aldridge
Kevin Federline wasn't the only person to miss Britney Spears' sons' birthday party over the weekend in L.A. -- Jamie Lynn's fiancé Casey Aldridge was also absent. Because Britney didn't invite his ass. From In Touch Weekly:
Britney’s younger sister, Jamie Lynn, 17, had traveled from Louisiana with her new baby Maddie for the event, which took place at the Beverly Hills home of Adrienne Maloof-Nassif. “Britney had really been looking forward to Jamie Lynn coming with Maddie, but definitely did not want Casey there,” a friend tells In Touch.As In Touch previously reported, Casey, 19, had cheated on Jamie Lynn while she was pregnant. But the friend says that Britney had problems with Casey long before the revelation. “Britney just does not like him and everyone knows that. She thinks that Casey is using Jamie Lynn for her money.”
Geesh! A guy cheats on your pregnant sister one time and you suddenly hate him? I think I speak for everyone here in saying Britney needs to lighten up.
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Jamie Lynn wants full custody
Why wouldn't there be a custody battle? She's a Spears. Apparently Jamie Lynn Spears is not pleased that her boyfriend Casey Aldridge cheated on her with a 28-year-old skank who looks about 58. And now she wants full custody of their two-month-old daughter Maddie. A source told Star:
"[Casey] is not a spiteful person. He plays to win. He doesn't really want full custody of Maddie, but he knows it might be his best weapon against Jamie Lynn."But don't think Jamie Lynn will go down without a fight. Sources say the 17-year-old may talk to her own attorneys and might be willing to cut off Casey's money supply and sell their house in Liberty, Miss., reveals the insider: "She was giving him tens of thousands of dollars for electronics, video games and the truck that she bought him — in fact, he spent $8,000 last month alone on gas and sporting equipment." (Source)
Can't the Spears sisters do anything original? Britney becomes famous, Jamie Lynn follows suit. Britney gets knocked up young, her sister does the same. Britney goes through a lengthy custody battle with her baby-daddy, Jamie Lynn's about to do the same. About the only thing Jamie hasn't copied from her sister is the only thing we'd all like her to do: fade away into obscurity . . . and show her vadge.
Casey Aldridge cheated on Jamie Lynn Spears
Ever since the news broke that she was pregnant, there have been rumors circulating that Jamie Lynn Spears' fiancé and baby-daddy Casey Aldridge has been getting a little on the side. In the new issue of In Touch Weekly, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson claims Casey was cheating on Jamie Lynn as far as six months into the teen's pregnancy. The couple met in late 2006 when Casey was still dating Jamie Lynn. According to Kelli, the two hit it off right away:
"We were both really attracted to each other. He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty."
Britney Spears' first husband Jason Alexander -- the one she was married to for 8 hours -- confirms that Casey and Kelli were indeed intimate:
"Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years. They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture."
Kelli claims she broke off the relationship with Casey just a few months before Jamie Lynn gave birth because "it just didn't feel right." So basically everything was cool when Jamie Lynn's fetus still had a tail but once its skull fused Kelli's morals kicked in:
"It just didn't feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop . . . even after we stopped having sex, we would still kiss occasionally."
Wait since we're dealing with Jamie Lynn Spears here, does that make Kelli a homewrecker or an apartmentwrecker? I'm leaning toward the latter. As for Casey, I'm not condoning what he did, but in his defense, when Jamie Lynn was six months pregnant she was pretty fat.
NOTE: Not only did Casey betray Jamie Lynn but rumor is he went grocery shopping last week at Target, "shattering" his 21-year relationship with Wal-Mart.
Kelli Dawson
Jamie Lynn Spears and family
Here's the rest of the pics from Jamie Lynn Spears' feature in OK! magazine. I really gotta hand it to the folks over at OK!. Teen pregnancy looks like it kicks fucking ass! Screw being an astronaut, when I grow up I want to be a 15-year-old whore!
Wait a minute, when did Jamie Lynn turn 50?
Jamie Lynn Spears just got paid. Back when Jamie Lynn was still just a youngin' she sold the exclusive first pics of her baby and first interview to OK! magazine for one million dollars, payable when the baby was born. If you love interviews that sound like they were conducted by a publicist, go here. As you can read on the cover, Jamie tells OK! that "being a mom is the best feeling in the world!" Also the best feeling in the world: not being an unwed teenage mother. But, ya' know, that's just me. What do I know.
