Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears might be getting married

Remember Jamie Lynn Spears? She was Britney's [hotter] younger sister who whored her career away when she got pregnant at 16 and didn't "take care of it" like all the other Nickelodeon stars do. Turns out she's still alive and may be getting married. From the New York Post:

While Britney Spears' engagement to Jason Trawick imploded, her younger sister Jamie Lynn could soon be headed down the aisle. Jamie Lynn's businessman boyfriend, Jamie Watson, tells Page Six that his three-year relationship with the young mom "is going really great" -- and they're even talking about marriage.

Jamie Lynn, 21, splits her time between her sister Britney's Kentwood, La., mansion and Nashville, where she has been trying to launch a country-music career for years. "I asked her the other night what the hell is taking so long," Watson, 30, reveals. "But she's really particular about her stuff. She's trying to do it right because she knows people will be watching."

Thank goodness there will be a hillbilly wedding this year after all. After Britney broke off her engagement to K-Fed 2.0, I thought I wasted $10 on a brand new set of used overalls and straw hat -- or as they're called by the Spears' clan: weddin' garments. This wedding talk doesn't really come as a surprise. Somehow I doubt Jamie Lynn was gonna wait for her country music career to take off before getting married -- it's more likely that she wanted her kid to be old enough to drive her home from the reception at Cheeseburger in Paradise.

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Jamie Lynn Spears bikini pics!

I didn't even know this chick was still alive, but Jamie Lynn Spears tweeted some bikini pics of herself over the weekend hanging out with what looks to be her sister. Right? I mean, that girl's obviously way too old to be the daughter of a girl who just turned 21. Wait a minute . . .

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Jamie Lynn Spears' home in Liberty, Mississippi

Jamie Lynn Spears might actually be serious about going to college and doin' some of that book learnin'. She's selling her house in Liberty, Mississippi. From Pacific Coast News:

Listing information for Miss Spears' gated spread indicates the 2,528 square foot Acadian style house has 3 bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms. The red front door opens directly into the main living space, a wood beamed, open plan that stretches from the front to the back of the house. The living area has hardwood floors, paned windows that span to the floor and a fireplace. The kitchen/dining area has beige tile floors, large windows that look out towards the barns in the back yard, custom cabinetry, granite counter tops. There is a shop/office with a half bathroom attached to the house by a breeze way as well as a corral or two and a couple of additional outbuildings including a 40' x 40' horse barn and a 20' x 30' workshop.

And it also includes a beautiful front porch. In fact, you can still see the grove marks in the porch where Jamie Lynn used to sit in her rocking chair and stare off into the distance, reflecting where her life went terribly terrible wrong. You don't find that kind of character in a house too often.

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Jamie Lynn Spears wants to go to college

Jamie Lynn Spears (in 2006 above, when she was still hot -- errr, I mean 15) is going to college. Cool, maybe she'll be in the marching band! Wait, do they have cider jugs in the marching band? From Fox:

...Jamie Lynn finished her high school education via online correspondence and received her GED two years ago. Since having baby Maddie when she was 16 years old, Jamie Lynn has been out of the spotlight and focused on her family.

Jamie Lynn and Maddie used to live with Casey Aldridge, the child's father, but the two split in February of this year.

"Jamie Lynn is ready to continue her education. It was difficult being a young mom, but she's doing it and she's ready for a new challenge," said the source, who did not know how Spears planned on taking care of Maddie while in school. "College would be great for her - she's very smart. Lynn is so supportive of all of her kids, and she would love to see Jamie Lynn earn a college degree."

It must have been "difficult being a young mom" for Jamie. How she ever survived with millions of dollars and dozens of nannies we'll never know. Unfortunately for Jamie, going to college will be even harder. If she doesn't want to drop out she'll have to do her own homework, attend classes regularly, and maintain a passing grade -- that is, unless she's an athlete.

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Jamie Lynn Spears is moving back to L.A.

Jamie Lynn Spears has her wagon packed and ready to go. She's moving to the big city! From the National Enquirer:

Teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears is leaving her native Louisiana and moving in with her big sister Britney in Los Angeles, The ENQUIRER has learned.The move is part of mom Lynne Spears' plan to revive her 18-year-old daughter's acting career and separate her from her new boyfriend James Watson, insiders say. Jamie Lynn started dating the 28-year-old businessman last December, but her mom disapproves of their 10-year age difference, revealed a source.

"Lynne is very unhappy about Jamie Lynne's relationship with James. She thinks he's too old for Jamie Lynn and has nothing to offer her," the source told The ENQUIRER. "Lynne wants to see her daughter get back into show business."

Now she cares about who her daughter dates? Sorry Lynne, but you're a few years, an unused condom, and one illegitimate child too late to be acting like a concerned parent. Besides, if Lynne had really cared about Jamie Lynn's career, she never would have left Hollywood. She would have moved Jamie Lynn to a place where there were more employment opportunities than in Louisiana -- like pre-WWII Germany. A little history humor for you right there.

Jamie Lynn Spears dumps her baby daddy Casey Aldridge

Jamie Lynn Spears finally dumped the guy whose inability to pull out ruined her career, 21-year-old Casey Aldridge. But she's not single -- she's dating a real-life businessman! And he's got a secretary and everything! From E!:

Britney Spears' little sis isn't moping around postsplit. The same source confirms reports that the 18-year-old has moved on with 28-year-old Louisianan James Watson.

Watson reportedly owns a communications and television equipment company called Advanced Media Partners in Hammond, La. When contacted for a statement on his rumored romance with Spears, Watson's secretary told E! News he has "no comment."

As part of the split, Jamie Lynn and Casey have agreed to divide up the assets as follows: Jamie Lynn gets the stereo, the entertainment center built of 2x4s and cinder blocks, and the Beanie Baby collection Casey and her were "saving for retirement." Casey gets the chickens (and coop), all coonskin paraphernalia  -- including all caps, and the gator skins Jamie Lynn was tanning on the old fence out back. Those are gonna make some great wallets.

Jamie Lynn Spears is an underage drinker

Santa was very good to Jamie Lynn Spears. He brought her a raging hangover. From Star (yes I know this story is 3 weeks old, but Star just published it):

Little sis Jamie Lynn rocked a long black wig as she partied with friends at Atlas Bar in Hammond, La., on Christmas Day. Despite her disguise, the 18-year-old’s cover was blown when she got carded at the door.

“The bouncer told everyone who she was,” a fellow partier tells Star.

But Jamie Lynn's underage status didn’t ruin her time.

“She had a friend who was over 21 buy her shots and drinks,” says the source.

She and her group of girlfriends kept things chill, dancing together until 1:30 in the morning, with no Casey Aldridge in sight.

Can you really blame Jamie Lynn for wanting to blow off some steam? She was probably exhausted from spending all day letting the nanny take care of her kid. It must be comforting for Jamie Lynn to know that she's facing the same problem that many other Hollywood stars like Jeremy Piven, Ben Affleck, and Sean Connery faced at the age of 18: getting carded having a kid having to wear a hairpiece.

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears in Miami (8/31)

Jamie Lynn Spears took time off from whatever it is she does now (tend to the chickens?), hopped 'board "one of them fancy flyin'-type buses," and flew down to Miami yesterday to hang with Britney. And amazingly, despite spending the better part of eight hours near five feet of water, all of their kids are still alive and well today. Thank god for childproof cages!

Jamie Lynn Spears in Mississippi last year

I don't know how I missed this but Jamie Lynn Spears is legal now. She turned 18 on Saturday. Wow, I feel so embarrassed. I didn't even get her anything. Well I guess it's not too late, I can still get her a belated present. Hmmmmmm, what does she want more than anything else? . . . Does Wal-Mart sell time machines?

Jamie Lynn Spears is not getting married

Remember this headline from January about Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge: "Wedding on." Oops. From OK!:

Jamie Lynn - who was 16 when she shocked the world by telling OK! in December 2007 that she was expecting a child with her 18-year-old boyfriend [Casey Aldridge] - has decided not to walk down the aisle with him.

"The wedding’s off," a source reveals to OK!. "They are still in love, living together and very happy, but they have no plans to get married. Jamie Lynn has everything she wants and feels no need for a ring and piece of paper."

Adds another insider, "She and Casey have weathered a lot in their young relationship already and don’t need the pressure of making wedding plans." (Source)

To recap, Jamie Lynn done got knocked up while still a teenager, planned a shotgun wedding, and then broke it off. This is great news for Lynne Spears. She's officially qualified to run for Vice President in 2012. Maybe she'll even give Britney a job in her administration. "Secretary of Fried Stuff" has a nice ring to it.