Jamie Kennedy

Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in Beverly Hills (3/14)

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are no more. The two agreed to break up via "mutual decision" -- which of course, is an absolute load of shit. Trust me, someone got the "it's not you, it's me" talk. A source told People:

"It wasn't contentious. It had kind of just run its course … They just sort of looked at each other and said, 'We like each other and we make each other laugh, but this isn't for the long-term.' "

Coincidentally, Jamie Kennedy's unemployment checks ran out on Friday. Not so coincidentally, Jennifer Love Hewitt's hips look almost exactly like that chicks from Precious. In other words, I honestly don't know who got dumped here.

Jamie Kennedy at The Oaks Gourmet in Los Feliz (2/20)

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas (1/28)

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting married

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt engaged? Her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy certainly hopes so. Marrying her is way better than filing for unemployment. From Star:

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are hearing wedding bells. During a visit to his hometown of Philadelphia, the duo checked out engagement rings at stores in the city’s renowned Diamond Row.

“They decided to pick it out together so Jennifer gets what she likes. She wants at least three carats, princess cut and platinum,” says a pal, who adds that the two are discussing a spring wedding.

And Jennifer, 30, and 39-year-old Jamie certainly looked as if they had something to celebrate while dining with his mom, sister and brother-in-law at Jack’s Firehouse on Dec. 23. Says the pal: “Everyone was in great spirits. His family has totally welcomed her into the fold, and she loves hanging out with them.”

Each year you can count on four things happening like clockwork: the seasons changing, taxes, Jennifer Love Hewitt's hips getting bigger, and another Jennifer Love Hewitt engagement story. Seriously, how many times has this chick allegedly been engaged? Let this be a lesson for anyone interested in dating Jennifer after Jamie's done with her: If you want your relationship with Jennifer to end, don't break up with her -- just buy her an engagement ring.

Jamie Kennedy outside Jennifer Love Hewitt's home in L.A. (9/29)

There's been some rumors the past week that Jennifer Love Hewitt dumped Jamie Kennedy. I think these pictures should put an end to that talk. I mean, just look at that ass. I think it might actually be made of steel . . . and by "steel" I mean "donuts."

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy at the premiere of Finding Bliss in New York (4/7)

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend of three months Jamie Kennedy are supposedly close to getting engaged. Hewitt broke off her engagement to Scottish actor Ross McCall earlier this year after three years of dating. From the Chicago Sun Times:

One of Jennifer Love Hewitt's longtime pals says the "Ghost Whisperer" star and comedian and actor Jamie Kennedy, who met the actress while co-starring on her CBS drama series, are close to getting engaged.

Not only have the couple bought matching "love bracelets" from Cartier -- that come with tiny screwdrivers to fasten on each other's wrist -- "but they've also been shopping for an engagement ring for Jennifer," the source said.

"She is simply a girl who always needs a man in her life and is getting nervous that she may miss out on marriage and having a family," said the source.

NewsFlash Jennifer: It's not the years under your belt that will prevent men from wanting to marry you, it's something else under that belt: your ass. If Jennifer wants her pick of any man on the planet, she doesn't need to choose one before she reaches a socially acceptable age. She needs to do it before she no longer wears a socially acceptable dress size. I've done the math. Those hips ain't getting any smaller. They're shrinking about as fast as the hole in the ozone layer.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy leaving a hotel in New York (5/16)

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