Kirstie Alley on the set of Fat Actress in 2005
What's most troubling about this story isn't that Jamie Foxx wants to bang Kirstie Alley -- it's imaging what kinds of nasty chicks he's banged in the past. Seriously, he admits that Kirstie Alley is what he's looking for a woman. *pukes in mouth* Remember kids, if you can't carry them home, you can't take them home. From Contact Music:
Oscar winner Jamie Foxx has been tempted by former Cheers star Kirstie Alley's offer of romance - because he likes big women. The actress recently revealed a longtime crush on the Ray star, telling America's People magazine she wanted a "booty call" from the actor/singer, and Foxx admits Alley does meet his criteria of ideal women.What the hell? Either Jamie's still in character as Ray Charles and hasn't seen Kirstie lately, or he's thinking of the 1982 version of her (the one without cankles and partially blocked arteries). Either way, considering her newfound Scientology beliefs, Jamie will never be able to get into Kirstie's pants unless he brings her a sacrificial offering for the all-powerful Martian goddess Zoolu. Or a whole cheesecake.
He says, "I do like them thick (big)... (and) she is thick."
