Jamie Foxx

Olivia Munn at the 3rd Annual Pre-Oscar Hollywood Domino Gala at bar210 at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (3/4)

You can add Jamie Foxx to the list of guys who would love to split Olivia Munn like a piece of firewood. FYI, the current list (in alphabetic order):

"Everybody"

From the New York Post:

Jamie Foxx spent the night flirting with gorgeous Olivia Munn at the Hollywood Domino Gala the other night. "Foxx looked enthralled," a spy told us. "He appeared to be taking her number before they left the party together, along with her female friend." Munn recently split from "How to Make It in America" star Brian Greenberg.

This sort of story is totally going to ruin Olivia's street cred with her nerd fan base. As a G4 channel host who's most famous for dressing up as Princess Leia, leaving a party with a guy that's actually cool can't be good for her career. If Olivia really wants to stay relevant, she needs to keep the fantasy alive for 27-year-old virgins everywhere -- by dating guys that look less like Jamie Foxx and more like McLovin.

Kirstie Alley on the set of Fat Actress in 2005

What's most troubling about this story isn't that Jamie Foxx wants to bang Kirstie Alley -- it's imaging what kinds of nasty chicks he's banged in the past. Seriously, he admits that Kirstie Alley is what he's looking for a woman. *pukes in mouth* Remember kids, if you can't carry them home, you can't take them home. From Contact Music:

Oscar winner Jamie Foxx has been tempted by former Cheers star Kirstie Alley's offer of romance - because he likes big women. The actress recently revealed a longtime crush on the Ray star, telling America's People magazine she wanted a "booty call" from the actor/singer, and Foxx admits Alley does meet his criteria of ideal women.

He says, "I do like them thick (big)... (and) she is thick."

What the hell? Either Jamie's still in character as Ray Charles and hasn't seen Kirstie lately, or he's thinking of the 1982 version of her (the one without cankles and partially blocked arteries). Either way, considering her newfound Scientology beliefs, Jamie will never be able to get into Kirstie's pants unless he brings her a sacrificial offering for the all-powerful Martian goddess Zoolu. Or a whole cheesecake.