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James Gandolfini punches paparazzo

James Gandolfini punched a paparazzo and threatened to "break [his] fucking face" on Halloween night. And you know what? That's what the paparazzo deserves for calling his wife a "dumb whore" and his son a "little pussy." Oh no wait, it turns out he wasn't actually doing that at all. He was just taking pictures of him in public from a respectful distance. Well that's what the paparazzo gets for annoying a tough mobster with deep underworld connections. Oh no wait, it turns out that was just a TV show. In reality, the only thing that fat bastard James Gandolfini could break in half without collapsing from exhaustion is a Snickers bar. "Now I have two!"

James Gandolfini Halloween Costume

James Gandolfini and his son Michael trick-or-treating in New York (12/31)