James Deen

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham in Santa Monica (4/9)

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has finally admitted that she did shoot a "sex tape" with porn star James Deen, and now she wants a shitload of money for it. From TMZ:

The ex-Teen Mom star's reason for shooting the XXX video is simply the best ... telling TMZ she wanted to immortalize her smokin' hot 21-year-old body -- for her personal collection -- so she could look back on it when she's old.

As for the sex vid going public ... Farrah says her lawyer is dealing with a porn company, and she "will not be settling for anything less than a couple million" bucks.

2 million dollars? I wouldn't give her 2 million yen. I would rather watch my own conception 32 years ago than watch a tape of this bolted-on-tits-bitch having sex. Hey Teen Mom, you want a foolproof way to make $2 million? Get a job and work for the next 25 years.

*25 Farrah Abraham bikini pictures total in the gallery:

James Deen makes out with Janice Dickinson

Porn star James Deen (aka Lindsay Lohan's co-star in The Canyons) was spotted making out with Janice Dickinson in front of the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood on Saturday. Poor guy. The worst thing I've ever had to do to pay off a bet is shave my head. Good thing STD testing is now standard in the porn industry.

*10 Janice Dickinson pictures total in the gallery:

Lindsay Lohan on the set of Liz & Dick in Marina del Rey (6/5)

Lindsay Lohan is one step closer to full blown porn -- no pun intended -- with the news that she'll be starring with prolific porn star James Deen in the film The Canyons (written by Bret Easton Ellis of American Psycho fame and directed by Paul Schrader). Rumor is she's also going full frontal. Probably by request. A source told E!:

"Lindsay got the role, she has been cast, and now they're just working out the details with the lawyers and writers to finalize the deal. She has not signed yet. The appeal of this role for Lindsay is getting to work with Paul Schrader. He's an amazing filmmaker and it's an amazing role for her. She couldn't be happier. Although if she'd had a problem with James Deen, she wouldn't have pursued the role."

Awesome, don't let the publicists lie to you, Lindsay Lohan is definitely doing porn. Does this mean that she's gonna continue her comeback on Cinemax After Dark, or will she go straight for easy PPV money? Hopefully Cinemax because I just can't afford to buy PPVs ever week. Either way, nothing makes me happier than knowing that former child stars are willing to do porn. Not the Dana Platos of the world, but big name, toast of the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards former child stars. Unfortunately, LiLo already looks like she's worn out from the business so a movie starring her is gonna be a hard cell (pun fully intended). So what's next for Lindsay? Due to her excellent management (gold star for Dina), after filming completes on The Canyons, I wouldn't be surprised to see her nail the audition and star in the conclusion of the Anal Delinquents trilogy -- which has spent far too long in development hell in my opinion. Sure Lindsay's always dreamed of an Oscar, but an AVN award is just as prestigious.

*21 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery: