Archive: James Blunt

James Blunt has a topless friend (Formentera, Spain - 7/21)

James Blunt you son-of-a-bitch. How in the hell does this guy keep pulling ass? I know he’s had a few hits but he also looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings. Shouldn’t those cancel each other out? The only way these pics make sense is if that topless chick is being paid by the hour.

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James Blunt and his girlfriend (name?) in Antibes, France (7/10)

And Summer is official as of . . . now. I don’t like to say it’s “officially here” until I see James Blunt scoring a piece of ass way above his league. On that note, gayest picture ever? Actually, no, this is. But it’s damn close.

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Incredibly, singer James Blunt banged yet another model over the weekend. The New York Post says:

At bikini designer Diana Jenkins’ birthday bash in Malibu Saturday night, Blunt was seen sneaking out with German mannequin Tatiana Patitz. After singing a duet of “Summer Lovin’ ” with ex-fling Paris Hilton, Blunt - who dated Petra Nemcova and was also linked to Mischa Barton, Mika Simmons and Lindsay Lohan - tiptoed out with Patitz, sadly missing Eric McCormack’s riveting rendition of “Jesse’s Girl.” (Source)

I know Blunt has a hit album but, c’mon, shouldn’t his ugliness trump that? Dude looks like he should be scaring off crows all day not banging supermodels. Wait a minute, I get it–his penis must taste like candy. Mine? Regret

Looks like James Blunt has moved on from ex-girlfriend Petra Nemcova and is now banging Paris Hilton. The two were seen messing around at L.A. hot spot Teddy’s on Wednesday night. A source told the New York Post that Hilton and Blunt were holding hands and dancing with each other before they started to make out. Hilton and Blunt were previously linked in November last year though Hilton claimed she was just “good friends” with the one-hit-wonder. Another source revealed to the New York Daily News:

“[Paris and James] were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’ house.” (Source)

This pretty much confirms that looks are a non issue to Paris Hilton. I heard she once fucked a water heater because someone spilled a bottle of cologne on it. God I hate her.

Looks like supermodel Petra Nemcova and below-average-looking-even-if-you- only-compare-him-to-other-bad-looking-guys singer James Blunt have finally split up. Though breakup rumors seem to pop up every few months for these two, the separation looks legit this time. According to a source “very close to Blunt”:

“They split in February. It’s very amicable. They remain good friends.” (Source)

And who’s moving in on the now single Blunt? None other than Lindsay Lohan:

The unlikely pair were recently spotted together on three occasions in L.A.: At Teddy’s Wednesday night, then Lohan’s place very late Wednesday night and early Thursday morning, and finally the singer’s hotel room around 3 a.m. Saturday morning. (Source)

If being connected to every famous dude in Hollywood was some sort of pro sport, Lindsay would be an all star. She’s like the Hank Aaron of blowing famous dudes.

How this story made this New York Post is beyond me but since I love making fun of James Blunt I’ll write about it. Supermodel/tsunami survivor Petra Nemcova is a changed woman–or at least her hair is. During a party in New York celebrating Ray Ban’s “Hide Away” campaign, the model was overheard talking about the transition her hair has undergone since dating the one-hit-wonder:

“When he met me, I was platinum blond, and then I changed to dark hair. The first time he saw me with my new hair he said, ‘Wow! I was dating Barbarella, and now I’m dating a Bond girl!’ ” (Source)

Before leaving the party with Blunt, Nemcova was rumored [by me!] to have mouthed the words “Get me out of here” to one of the partygoers before handing him a note that read “PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS FREAK - HE’S THREATENED MY FAMILY.” And the message was spelled entirely of letters cut out from magazines and bonded to a sheet of paper with fresh tears. Hang in there Petra, you’re next on my list of supermodels to rescue from bad relationships. 3 for 4 so far (and that’s if you count only getting to third base with Allesandra Ambrosio a “miss”).