Jaleel White

Kym Johnson and Jaleel White

Trust me, if you fuck up Urkel's rhythm while he's in the middle of the Samba or Viennese Waltz, there will be hell to pay my friends. Hell to pay. His Dancing with the Stars partner Kym Johnson found that out on Friday. From Us Weekly:

Dancing with the Stars celeb Jaleel White had a seriously bad rehearsal session with pro partner Kym Johnson on Friday -- leading to a "heated" confrontation in which Mark Ballas and show producers eventually intervened, an insider tells Us Weekly exclusively. The Family Matters alum, 35, "flipped out," the insider says, after he accidentally stepped on Johnson's foot. When Johnson, 35, exclaimed "ouch" over his blunder, the insider says, White "got in her face," and chastised her for "acting like a baby . . . He was shouting at her, calling her an 'idiot.'"

This shit wouldn't have happened with Carl Winslow around. He would have dropped his ass for talking like that to a lady.

Pro dancer Mark Ballas then tried to confront White himself. "The producers stepped in and broke it up before it got physical, but they were really going at it -- right up in each other's faces!" the source explains.

You know, I'd probably be a bigger fan of competitive ballroom dancing if not for the violence.

Producers then banished White from the studio for the rest of the day. "Now he says he refuses to go back to the rehearsal studio again, that he wants his own rehearsal space elsewhere," the source continues. "It was a huge fiasco that went down. A total mess."

This isn't surprising, not in the slightest. Jaleel is one angry former child star, as well he should be. The world not only knows that he sucks, the world knows he sucks it hard and swallows every drop hungrily. We're in an era where absolutely ANYONE can become rich and famous, and Jaleel is neither. He's not even a reality star, he's a lowly game show host on Syfy. Gay porn would be a step up from that. His rage against women is another matter. I think it stems from the fact that 95% of the women he's banged in his life screamed out "URKEL!" while he was on top pile-driving them. That would piss me off, too.

*10 Jaleel White pictures total in the gallery:

Jaleel White leaving Villa nightclub in Hollywood (2/2008)

Believe it or not, this story is not set in 1994. From the National Enquirer:

Jaleel White, aka Steve Urkel from "Family Matters," strutted into Hollywood's Guys & Dolls on Aug. 20 with an entourage of pals and bodyguards who pushed patrons out of the way and yelled: "Watch out! Coming through!" One annoyed clubgoer shouted: "Go home, Urkel!" (Print Edition - 9/14)

Of course Jaleel needs bodyguards. You would too if you had hot women constantly throwing themselves at -- LOL -- I was almost able to type that without laughing. This dude hasn't worked on a hit movie or TV show in so long, the only entourage he should have is bill collectors.