Jaimee Grubbs

Tiger Woods and his stable of whores

The guy who wasn't really that careful about cheating and would stick his penis into anything that moved (see Mindy Lawton, upper row, center) also wasn't really that careful about using protection. I know, stunning, right? From Us Weekly:

Jaimee Grubbs -- a 24-year-old cocktail waitress who broke the news to Us Weekly that she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods -- says the golfer, 33, never wanted to use protection.

"He didn't use a condom," says Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn't ask if she was on birth control, either. "It wasn't even discussed. He just never used one."

Apparently, he also didn't use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton's sister, Lynn. "She said he never wore condoms," Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. "I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous."

There's pretty much no way Tiger could come off worse in this situation. No wait, I take that back -- he could still piss of PETA. "Tiger said the only thing he loved more than my hot body was hunting spotted owls for sport."

Kalika Moquin at Holly Madison's 30th birthday celebration at Jet nightclub in Las Vegas (12/4)

The count is now up to seven (!) whores for Tiger Woods. We already know about Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin (pictured above). Well four more of his mistresses came out of hiding over the weekend. First up, 31-year-old "Manhattan clubgoer" Cori Rist (pic here):

Rist and Woods allegedly met at the Manhattan club Butter last year and have been hooking up ever since.

"One thing led to another, and pretty soon Tiger was flying her to hook up with him on tour," the source said. "Tiger would typically get a large suite at a hotel. Someone would book Cori an adjacent room, so she wouldn't be seen coming into his room."

Next up, 26-year-old lingerie model Jamie Jungers (pic here):

Her relationship with Woods, 33, began when she was at a party at the exclusive Bellagio Hotel in Vegas. He sent across a messenger to ask her to join him and his entourage at his VIP table.

Flattered by Woods’ attentions, she ended up going back to his $5,000-a-night suite at the MGM Grand Mansion hotel, where, she later told friends, they had passionate sex.

And while Woods was betraying Elin - who was living in their main home in ­Florida 2,000 miles away - Jamie herself was ­cheating on her fiancé, ­businessman Derek Schmidt.

Whore #6 is 33-year-old definitely-NOT-a-lingerie-model Mindy Lawton (pic here):

"Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she said. "He really did like it quite rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on."

Mindy said she fell in love with Woods but soon found out he only wanted one thing from her.

She said: "I realise now all he wanted me for was sex. The only time he would call was when he wanted it. Tiger just used me as his sex toy. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man."

And finally, 36-year-old porn star Holly Sampson (pic here), star of such classics as Diary of a Horny Housewife and Suck It Dry 6:

Other reports linked Woods to 36-year-old blond porn star Holly Sampson. Britain's Daily Mail reported that the Los Angeles hottie - star of such recent adult films as "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2" - is "not denying she bedded Tiger."

"She has no comment on the matter," Sampson's Denver-based lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told The News.

OK, let's make this easy. If you've never spent the night with Tiger Woods, raise your hand . . . well, looks like he pretty much fucked everyone. Everyone but me. It's because I'm fat, isn't it Tiger! I hate you so much! *runs away crying*

Tiger Woods is so screwed

The Smoking Gun

Us Weekly obtained a voicemail from Tiger to one of his mistresses, 24-year-old cocktail waitress and VH1 Tool Academy alum Jaimee Grubbs, and he's not giving her tips on her short game:

"Hey, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."

So the 24-year-old, desperate-for-fame, cocktail waitress saved the damming voicemails she received from the billionaire athlete with the squeaky-clean image, and then sold those voicemails to a tabloid for ungodly amounts of money? Didn't see that one coming . . .

Hot Steamy Phone Text

More shocking news about fame-whore Jaimee Grubbs: She kept all the sexy text messages Tiger sent her, too. D'oh! Via Radar:

"I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?" one message read. Another one from Tiger read, "Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture)."

These text messages are either "bad" or "really really bad" for Tiger's image. Bad if the (bleeped) part of the text message is "fucked." Really really bad if it's "tied up like a naughty schoolgirl and treated like the whore that you are."

Tiger Loves Pussy, Part 3

Life & Style claims that Tiger has a third mistress, Kalika Moquin, that he hooked up with as recently as October:

Kalika Moquin, a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas, hooked up with Tiger more than once at his Las Vegas hotel during the weekend of Oct. 23, an insider tells Life & Style.

"They've hooked up a bunch of times. Tiger told Kalika that married life isn't all it's built up to be. He said he wasn't happy in his marriage or his home life and that there was just so much pressure on him."

You know what's even cooler than having a girlfriend in every city of the world? You getting to keep your 155-foot yacht instead of your wife getting it in the divorce.

Tiger's a Pervert

In an interview with Radar, mistress #2 Jaimee Grubbs revealed that Tiger's golf game extended well beyond the course:

"Every time we had sex, Tiger liked to yell 'It's in the hole! It's in the hole! Yes!'. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he said it was an old habit."

OK, I made this whole thing up. But it certainly seems plausible considering what's happened so far.

My Bad

Tiger posted an apology on his website this morning (full text on PAGE 2):

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

"I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."

Translation: "I am typing this message as my wife holds a hedge trimmer to my balls. Send help immediately."