Jaime Pressly

Jaime Pressly will cut a bitch

Meant to get to this yesterday, but got caught up with some other stuff -- *makes drinking motion with thumb and pinky* -- so yeah, Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren almost brawled over the weekend at Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood. From Us Weekly:

A source tells Us Weekly that Pressly, 35, and her assistant discovered that the assistant's purse had gone missing at the original party location, a house in L.A. Using one of those "find my phone" apps, the pair reportedly tracked the bag to Bootsy Bellows, where Warren, 42, and several other party guests (including Zac Efron and Adam Lambert) were continuing the celebration.

According to the source, Warren claimed the purse was hers, even though all of the assistant's things were in it. "Jaime was trying to get it back," the insider tells Us. "She wasn't agressive, but she was forceful."

Warren maintained that she was the rightful owner, and Pressly insisted that the bag belonged to her assistant. At one point, the insider says, drugs were discovered in the purse, which led to the police getting involved. "Jaime and her assistant were volunteering for a drug test. They said the drugs weren't theirs," the eyewitness tells Us. "It was this crazy mess."

Hey, a chick fight between Estella Warren and Jaime Pressly...zzzzz. Oops, did I doze off? I'm sorry, but nothing puts me out like chicks 10 years past their expiration dates. I mean, good God, what was in that bag that would make those two has-beens go all ghetto on each other? It was either the evening's last hit of China White or an audition invite for a remake of Charmed. The only real controversy I can detect in this story is the fact that Estella's IMDb page lists her as being 34 years old, yet US Weekly is outting her as an old maid of 42. If that's correct, then I'm solidly on Team Pressly. I'll tolerate liars, but not old liars.

OK, so what was in the assistant's purse that was so important? And, more importantly, why does Jaimie Pressly have an assistant?

*20 Jaime Pressly pics total in the gallery:

Jaime Pressly bikini pics! (Cancun - 3/2)

Jaime Pressly is currently on vacation in Cancun, Mexico, and on Friday she tweeted this picture of herself enjoying the view from the balcony of her room. If you look real closely, you can see an ocean. No, it's there. Trust me.

*6 Jaime Pressly bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, October 3

Jaime Pressly at the launch of the video game Rage at Central Plaza in L.A. (pics start here)

Edie Falco on the set of Nurse Jackie in New York (pics start here)

Roselyn Sanchez out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Jamie King leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lauren Conrad out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ryan Phillippe leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Aubrey O'Day leaving Aroma Cafe in Studio City (pics start here)

Ciara leaving L'Arc restaurant in Paris (pics start here)

Haylie Duff leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

James Caviezel filming Person of Interest at Ebbets Field in Brooklyn (pics start here)

Robert Pattinson arriving for a flight at Toronto Pearson International Airport in Canada (pics start here)

Actress Stephanie Sigman at the opening night gala presentation of Carnage at the New York Film Festival (pics start here)

Beyonce out and about in Midtown Manhattan (pics start here)

*111 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jaime Pressly eating lunch in Santa Monica (1/22)

Apparently Jamie Pressly is concerned that the DUI she got earlier this year is having a negative impact on her career. Hmmm, if only there was something that could have prevented the situation from ever occurring -- a "taxi"-like solution to her problem, if you will. From People:

Jaime Pressly has already admitted she isn't "perfect" - but she's still feeling the sting of notoriety following her recent DUI arrest.

"She's concerned about how the arrest will affect her image because she feels this situation is unjustified," Pressly's lawyer, Rich Hutton, told PEOPLE on Friday, following a hearing in the case. "It doesn't represent who she is."

Sorry Jaime, it's not the DUI arrest that's ultimately going to have the biggest impact on your image in Hollywood. It's your age. Jaime's almost 35, and the only trait that's more like kryptonite to casting directors than a woman in her mid-30s is an actor that's a Republican. Or if you host a popular kid's show and get caught jerking off in a porno theater. That too.

*16 Jaime Pressly pictures total in the gallery:

Jaime Pressly at a restaurant in Santa Monica (1/24)

Rolling out a new feature on Celebslam today. I'm calling it "Does Jamie Pressly still look like a duck?" This week's answer: Yes.

*20 Jaime Pressly pictures total in the gallery:

Jaime Pressly's mug shot

Here's Jaime Pressly's mug shot from her DUI arrest last night and, um, are we sure it was alcohol she was under the influence of? Pretty sure I saw that same face yesterday on a billboard that told me meth will destroy my dreams. But what if my dream is to get high?

Jaime Pressly arrested for DUI

Jaime Pressly was arrested for DUI last night in Santa Monica after being pulled over for a minor traffic violation. She was taken to the Santa Monica jail and held on $15,000 bail (which means her BAC was higher than .15). Dammit, I would have loved to be the cop that pulled her over. "Say Aflac. C'mon Jaime, just say it once. Aflac. If you say it, I promise I'll let you go. Aflac. Just one time!"

*5 Jaime Pressly pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, April 1

Bradley Cooper on the set of The Dark Fields in New York (pics start here)

Jaime Pressley out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Aubrey O'Day outside Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner shopping in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Kris Jenner out and about in Miami (pics start here)

Pete Wentz and his son Bronx in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Dannii Minogue at Perth Airport in Australia (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton outside BOA steakhouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Meg Ryan on her way to yoga class in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Raquel Welch promoting her new book Beyond The Cleavage: The Real Story Behind The Sex Symbol at Barnes & Noble in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez at a signing session at a C&A store in Paris (pics start here)

Tina Fey at Schoenefeld Airport in Berlin (pics start here)

*137 pics total in the gallery