Jaime Foxx

Oh Kirstie, you shouldn't have!

Back in May 2009, in an interview with People magazine, Kirstie Alley revealed that she wanted to do the unthinkable with Jamie Foxx:

How's your dating life going?

"I haven't been having sex. I did have dates, but I think I'm worse than I ever was! I want a booty call with Jamie Foxx. For real. I've always had a bit of a thing for him."

Do you feel desirable when you're overweight?

"Do I feel desirable? If Jamie came over I would! Because I feel like he would understand the full-figured woman. I do."

And shockingly, upon hearing the comments, Jamie didn't immediately move to a deserted island in the South Pacific, saying, "I do like them thick (big)... (and) she is thick."

I bring up Kirstie's comments from last year because, in an interview set to air today, Oprah Winfrey had a little surprise for her. From People:

Winfrey reminded the Fat Actress star of the quotes and inquired if she really would love "a booty call from Jamie." Replies Alley: "You know, me and about 3 million other women in the United States."

"Well, you know, that's really great because we have a special relationship, but I don't want a booty call," Winfrey says of her friend, who magically appeared via closed-circuit TV - prompting screams from Alley.

"Kirstie ... with Oprah's permission, I'll be your booty call," Foxx, 42, tells her.

Oh god. Well if these two are going to hook up, they need to take it slow at first. Maybe Jamie can take Kirstie out to Chili's and get some ribs and chicken wings and sliders and some of those jalapeno poppers and maybe some spinach & artichoke dip, mmmm, that's the best. And of course, a few sodas to wash it down. As for what Jamie should order, I don't know, I'm sure he'll find something on the menu he likes. He just better make sure he keeps his food on his half of the table. Reaching over to Kirstie's side is a damn good way to lose a hand.