Jacqui Ainsley bikini pics! That's Guy Ritchie showing off his new
lingerie model girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley while on vacation Monday in Palma, Spain. Madonna and her dusty vagina must be fuming. That old codger needs to accept the fact that Guy is always going to date chicks that are way younger and way hotter than her. That is, unless she starts dating a time machine. "Madonna honey, where do you want to go to dinner tonight?" ... "Oh, I don't know, 1985?"
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Guy Ritchie's new girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley Shocking news out of Hollywood today where it's been revealed that Madonna is a bitter old hag. More at 11. From Bill Zwecker at the
Chicago Sun Times:
You'd think a mega-superstar would have more confidence, but there's buzz Madonna is not too thrilled about ex-husband Guy Ritchie's lady love, model Jacqui Ainsley (pic of the two together here). Ritchie, who only recently has gone public with his relationship with Ainsley, is said to be quite smitten with the 28-year-old beauty -- with one longtime Ritchie regular telling me, "I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't marry her before year end."
According to a source close to Madonna, the Material Mom -- busy directing "W.E.," her film inspired by the affair of Britain's King Edward VIII and American divorcee Wallis Simpson -- is none too happy that her children have become so enamored of Ainsley.
Apparently that's not the case for Madonna's own boy toy, young Brazilian hunkster Jesus Luz. The mother of a good friend of Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon says she "finds Jesus obnoxious and very self-absorbed."
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. If Madonna can run off with some young
piece of meat, so can Guy. Besides, what did Madonna expect? That Guy would sit around and pine for the good ol' days when the only chick he could bang was more leathery and gaping than a cowboy boot? Sorry Madonna, if Guy wanted to spend the rest of his life screwing sinewy old bags, he would've married a vintage Dooney & Bourke tote.
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Jacqui Ainsley British model Jacqui Ainsley
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