Jack Osbourne

-an email I received from Life & Style yesterday. My first thought was "I knew it!"

Jack Osbourne leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (6/21)

Jack Osbourne got beat up on Saturday in London. According to me Osbourne was simply the victim of a random attack and not targeted because he was a celebrity . . . since no one but his mom would recognize him on the street. He wrote on his Twitter:

went to mike and beans wedding and had a great time. came home and got
jumped in the street. man i fucking love london sometimes! :-\
-7:32 PM Jun 20th from web

knuckles hurt today. its the good hurt. i think it means i hit them
harder then they hit me.
-10:24 AM Jun 21st from web

Where the hell does Jack hang out that he's always involved in muggings (see here)? Maybe he should start spending time in safer places where no one ever seems to gets hurt -- like the inside of Chris Brown's car partying with Danielle Lloyd sitting right next to Osama bin Laden.  By the way, Jack's not the only one whose knuckles were sore this morning.*

*This month's Sears catalog is crazy sexy.