Jack Osbourne leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (6/21)
Jack Osbourne got beat up on Saturday in London. According to me Osbourne was simply the victim of a random attack and not targeted because he was a celebrity . . . since no one but his mom would recognize him on the street. He wrote on
his Twitter:
went to mike and beans wedding and had a great time. came home and got
jumped in the street. man i fucking love london sometimes! :-\
-7:32 PM Jun 20th from web
knuckles hurt today. its the good hurt. i think it means i hit them
harder then they hit me.
-10:24 AM Jun 21st from web
Where the hell does Jack hang out that he's always involved in muggings (
see here)? Maybe he should start spending time in safer places where no one ever seems to gets hurt -- like
the inside of Chris Brown's car partying with Danielle Lloyd sitting right next to Osama bin Laden. By the way, Jack's not the only one whose knuckles were sore this morning.*
*This month's Sears catalog is crazy sexy.
Dlisted
Sharon Osbourne let it slip to a reporter for UK tabloid The Sun that her son, Jack, used to nail Paris Hilton on a routine basis. Ozzie said/mumbled:
"Paris was always hanging around our house. I'm not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy — which one was it, Sharon?" Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: "She was Jack's, erm, friend." Ozzy's jaw dropped and he exclaimed: "He didn't shag her, did he? Well done, my son!" (Source)
Am I the only person in this damn industry that hasn't been a "friend" with Paris Hilton? Christ, if she'd sleep with THAT douche bag, she'd certainly be willing to bed an underwear model like myself* ... not that I ever would of course. I like my penis unblemished/one color/still attached to my body.
*Part-time model. Building houses for Habitat for Humanity is my "main" job.
