Celebslam: They're Better Than Us: Jack Black Archives

Jack Black fell

Jack Black at his "Get Out and Vote '08" concert in Milwaukee (11/2)

Honestly, I could watch this 100 times and 100 times I would giggle like a schoolgirl.

Angelina Jolie confirms she’s having twins

Angelina Jolie confirms she's having twins

Angelina Jolie confirms the rumors on tonight's Access Hollywood that she's having twins. The two kids will be Angelina and Brad Pitt's fifth and sixth children (second and third "real" babies). While giving an interview together about their upcoming movie Kung Fu Panda, Angelina's costar Jack Black let the news slip:

“You’re gonna have as many as (the) ‘Brady Bunch’ when you have these,” Jack joked.
“It’s confirmed? Is it two?”, [Natalie Morales of the Today Show] asked.
“Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already,” Angelina responded. “Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”
“Is that true?”, Jack said jokingly.
“Yeah, you did,” Angelina replied.
“Sorry,” Jack concluded.
“So you’re having twins?”, Natalie asked, as Angelina nodded with a ‘yes.’
“Do you know the sexes of the babies”, Natalie asked. “Or, are you keeping that private?”
“We would like to keep that private,” Angelina said.
“Are you going to stay here in France to deliver?”, Natalie also asked at one point.
“Possibly,” Angelina responded. (Source)

You know those games they have at fairs where you have to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar? I think it'd be cool if Angelina held a contest like that once she pops out these two kids. How many jelly beans can she fit up her vagina? A dollar a guess, all money goes to charity. My guess is ten trillion through ten trillion and fifty. I know that's fifty bucks but I'll just write it off.