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Ivanka Trump promoting her new book The Trump Card: Playing To Win In Work And Life at Barnes & Noble 5th Avenue in New York (10/14)

The Costume Institute Gala was sexy

Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night dressed like a complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):

Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson

Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.

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Ivanka Trump arriving to the Vanity Fair Party at the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival in New York (4/21)

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Ivanka Trump at the "Trump Hotel & Tower Dubai" launch party held at The Tar Estate in Beverly Hills (8/23)

Ivanka Trump at the 100,000 milk bone biscuit dog house to celebrate Milkbones 100th Anniversary in New York (5/21)

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Ivanka Trump is in the September issue of Stuff magazine and this time her Dad is gonna know about it. The surgically-enhanced beauty told the New York Post:

"I took a different approach to this cover. I decided not to do what I did last time, which was not mention the magazine at all and hope he never saw it." She also insisted on keeping covered up. "I told them, 'no midriff, no bikini bottoms.' " Ivanka's Stuff appearance comes just in time - the October issue will be the magazine's last. (Source)

Stuff magazine is folding? That's not fair! Me and hundreds of millions of Americans never even got a chance to read it ... ohhhhh, nevermind

NOTE: How airbrushed are these pictures?  They've had more work done on them than that home I built for Habitat for Humanity.

Ivanka Trump has let it be known she is sick of being compared to "party kid" Paris Hilton. Though both women have benefited greatly from their family name, Ivanka claims she is nothing like the hotel heiress because she actually works to maintain her lifestyle. Trump told the London Express:

"I think we are totally different individuals," Trump said. "If I were to go off the rails and become this party kid, I would not be able to afford my lifestyle. I've never had a sense of entitlement. I saw how hard my father worked for his money and it was always made very clear to me that things wouldn't just be given to me. I bought my house from my father - I have a mortgage, you know." (Source)

Don't kid yourself Ivanka. You're ahead in life 95% because of your last name, 10% because of your looks, and 1% because of your work ethic.* You really think you'd be bossing underlings around, wiping your ass with first editions, and wearing a jacket made of endangered species if you'd been born to a middle class family in Omaha? Of course not silly, women can't be managers!

*I know it equals 106% but that's just how the Trumps roll. They go big or they go home.

Her boobs have to be fake, right? More evidence after the jump...

Check out this clip of Andy Dick on last week's Jimmy Kimmel Show. You have to admit this guy has a vagina of steel. Donald Trump's daughter would be just about the last chick I'd ever fuck with. Don't be surprised if Andy Dick's lifeless corpse is discovered face down in the Hudson River later this week.

Ivanka Trump at the Young Collector's Artists Ball at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City

Splash News posted some pictures of Donald Trump's daugher, Ivanka, that's leading many to believe she may have had a little "work" done. I love huge boobs as much as the next guy but the above picture is freaking me out a little. It looks like something—perhaps a demon or a haunted spirit of some sort—is trying to escape from her body through her right breast.