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Could you imagine how insufferable Donald and Ivana Trump must have been when they were married? I would have rather stuck my head into a oven than spent five minutes alone with the two of them. Glad I got that off my chest. From Page Six:
The dad whose family was berated by Ivana Trump on a recent Continental flight has filed a complaint with the airline. Andrew Frank told Page Six he was sitting next to Trump in coach when she called his children - ages 3 years and 18 months - "barbarians" and told him to "shut them up." Frank said, "As soon as Ivana sat down, she started to look at me and tell my kids to shut up and that they were barbarians. I was so upset, I told the flight attendant that I wanted to speak to the captain. I thought this would happen when the plane landed." As we reported, the attendant then persuaded a first-class passenger to change seats with Trump. "My kids weren't yelling or crying," Frank said. "My 3-year-old just asked a few questions about the plane." He said he called in a complaint to Continental and was told it was being looked into. (Source)
Wow, the economy must be in worse shape than I thought if Ivana Trump is flying coach. Let this story be a lesson to all of you billionaire divorcees out there: don't spend all of your settlement money on Botox injections. Because eventually, your alimony payments will dry up faster than that thing between your legs that got him to marry you in the first place.
[WENN]
