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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel out and about in New York (3/8)
Us Weekly is claiming that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel split up. The two have been dating since early 2007. From the magazine:
A mutual pal of the pair tells Us Weekly that Timberlake, 28, has told friends, "it's over," and that he ended it for good — over the phone.
"It was about a month ago," the pal says.
While he was in NYC in September to show his William Rast clothing line at Fashion Week, "Justin was clearly on the hunt," the pal tells Us Weekly. At a club September 9, he dirty-danced with a tall blonde in a short black dress. At one point, she turned to her friend and mouthed, 'Oh, my God!'
Meanwhile, Biel, 27, is in "severe denial and won't accept" the split, their mutual pal tells Us Weekly.
Another source says, "There's no way of knowing if it's a firm breakup, because with them it's so hot and cold."
Justin and Jessica were
spotted together leaving a restaurant last night in Napa Valley, California, leading many to question
Us Weekly's report. My crazy theory: Justin really likes hot no-commitment blow jobs. I know, what a reach.
Robin Wright and Sean Penn at the Screen Actor's Guild Awards in L.A. (1/25)
After separating and
reconciling and separating and reconciling and separating and reconciling, Sean Penn's wife Robin Wright filed for divorce today. From
People:
The papers, filed in Marin County, Calif., on Aug. 12, state that "both parties have already agreed to [shared] custody" over their minor son, Hopper Jack, 16, and that "the estranged couple have already agreed to division of all property."
Lawyers for both sides weren't immediately available for comment.
In an interview released Monday, the actress told More magazine that she had no plans to reconcile with her husband. "I hit that crossroad a while ago," she said. "I know what I don't want."
On the divorce papers, Robin listed the reason for the split as "irreconcilable differences," only because "my husband's a fucking commie dickhead" wasn't an option.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush out and about in Miami (5/18)
Yesterday I
called bullshit on the claims that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian's breakup was mutual. Today we have some confirmation that the split was anything but on friendly terms. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
But Bush had been cheating on Kardashian -- pretty openly -- "something of a big joke between his friends," said the source. On top of all that, Kardashian discovered one of the "other women" in Bush's stable was about to sell her tale to one of the supermarket tabloids -- something Kardashian reportedly quashed.
And this painfully obvious blind item from
BlindGossip.com:
Which half-jock couple isn’t telling the truth about their breakup? Both parties are sticking to the same story: it was mutual and they still really, really care about each other, but their careers forced them to spend too much time apart. LOL. Not even close. The truth is that he was a dog. Not the cute, cuddly type you carry around for a photo op. No, he was the two-timing, non-condom-wearing kind of sinner. She wound up with an STD that he picked up from one of his pickups.
The sex tape, the shopping, the inflated sense of self-worth, the STDs, it's crazy how much Kim's life has paralleled Paris Hilton's. Wait . . . does Kim's OB/GYN also close her eyes, say a few words in ancient tongue, and make the "Sign of the Cross" before each one of her examinations?
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (3/28)
When asked about marrying her boyfriend Reggie Bush last December, Kim Kardashian said: "We are totally happy, and we have a great relationship, and it's definitely where things are heading. But hopefully it will be a surprise!" Sorry Kim, but you just got dumped. Surprise! From
Us Weekly:
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. "Nobody cheated," a source close to the couple says. "This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.It was a totally mutual decision."
Mutual my ass. Breakups are never mutual. Reggie dumped her so he could prepare for another season with the Saints of running 10-15 yards per carry, yet only actually gaining 3.8 yards. Either way, I expect Kim to go crazy over this next year. She's gonna have more Lakers inside her than the Staples Center.
Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo back Jessica Simpson's taking the high road in her split with Tony Romo . . . just kidding, she's begging him to take her back. Everyone wave goodbye to Jessica's dignity. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Poor Jessica Simpson is having a tough time getting over being dumped by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Supposedly Simpson's parents have advised her to get counseling -- especially since Jessica has reportedly begged Romo to take her back.
Don't count on that. The NFL star is totally done with his ex-girlfriend, tired of her ''neediness,'' said a longtime Romo team pal Wednesday.
Since Tony's through with Jessica, I'm assuming he won't be needing the child safety covers for his electrical outlets anymore. If you're in the market for 50 or so of those things, give him a call -- *cough*audrinapatridgesboyfriend*cough* -- I'm sure he'll cut you a great deal.
Jessica Simpon and outside the Staples Center in LA (6/4)
People is reporting that Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson last Thursday -- one day before her birthday. Ouch. The two had been dating since November 2007. A source told
People:
"She is heartbroken. She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback fueled breakup rumors when he showed up with about 14 friends at the Hollywood hotspot MyHouse on Friday night without the birthday girl, a source tells PEOPLE.
"He had quite a few girls stop by his dance floor table," says an onlooker. "Romo was sipping Grey Goose and having a fun time with the boys."
Jessica may have been the one getting dumped, but the joke's ultimately on Tony. Let's just see him try to get his money back for that world-record-size can of chili he bought Jessica for her birthday off of eBay. The listing specifically said no refunds. Sucker!
Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston in L.A. (2/27)
16-year-old Miley Cyrus and her pervert boyfriend, 20-year-old Justin "Why have I not been arrested yet" Gaston, broke up over the weekend. From
Us Weekly:
"They have been having trouble for a while," says the insider. "It's been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot."
Contrary to reports, Cyrus' ex Nick Jonas was not the reason for the split, although the two have been spending time together.
Added the source, "Miley and Nick are working on a couple different projects together. Justin has been a little jealous of that."
If you've always wanted to meet Justin, now that he's single, Friday is your chance. Justin will be at the 4:55, 7:00, and 9:45 pm showings of
Up at the AMC Century City 15 theater (the one off of Santa Monica Blvd.) He'll be the guy standing in the corner, leering at all the young girls.
Bar Refaeli at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition party at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas (2/12)
People magazine is claiming that Leo DiCaprio and his
impossibly-hot girlfriend Bar Refaeli broke up. When reached for comment, Leo's penis said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" A source told the magazine:
"They're taking time off for the time being, they've split. It could just end up as a break but for now they're doing their own thing."
That much was certainly apparent over the weekend as the Israeli-born Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, 23, walked the red carpet at Hollywood Life's 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards solo, refusing to speak about DiCaprio, while the Titanic star, 34, hit the hotspot Avenue in New York City, where he was seen chatting with another woman.
"He was standing at the bar in front of everyone talking to a girl the entire night - and it wasn't Bar," says one onlooker. "It was in no way behavior for a guy who has a serious girlfriend."
According to a Refaeli source, the model's desire to get serious may have caused the actor to have doubts about their relationship. "She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together," the source says, "so he broke it off."
Considering Bar and Leo were seen together at a Barnes and Noble in L.A. last night (
see here), who knows what to make of this story. The only thing we can be sure about -- and I have multiple sources that can confirm this -- is that I really, really, really want to bone Bar Refaeli. Call me Bar. We don't have to rush into things. Maybe I can just stare at you a little and see where that takes us.
Audrina Patridge at the MTV Movie Awards in L.A. (5/31)
Audrina "
Star Fucker" Patridge is single. She got dumped by
Star Trek star Chris Pine after just a few weeks of dating. Ouch. From
Hollyscoop:
Hollyscoop has learned exclusively that Chris Pine has split up with The Hills star because of the way the media has been obsessing over it. Apparently all of us were more excited about the pairing than he was! Chris and Audrina had only been dating a few weeks. They were first spotted together having dinner in LA, and were even seated next to each other at the MTV Movie Awards.
A source tells Hollyscoop exclusively, "Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star. Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image."
That is just unfair. Audrina is so much more than a reality show star. For example, she is a world-class finger painter. I would put her up against some of the top six and seven-year-olds in the country. Easily.
Eva Longoria is breaking up with Tony Parker after he was seen getting a little too close with a "tall blonde" during the after party for the premiere of Martin Scorsese's new film "The Departed":
EVA Longoria and her man of two years, Tony Parker, are on the rocks after Page Six broke the news to the "Desperate Housewives" star this week that Parker was dirty dancing and cuddling with a tall blonde at Marquee during "The Departed" premiere after-party. Parker was even foolish enough to seem to be cheating on luscious Longoria in full view of Leonardo DiCaprio, Bono, The Edge and Mick Jagger - and, of course, our spies. A friend of Longoria said, "Eva was devastated when she found out. The blonde was an ex-girlfriend of Tony, and they apparently swapped numbers, but he swears nothing else happened.
Is this really a surprise to anyone? After all, doesn't Tony play in the NBA? There are about 900 hot groupies hanging around his team hotel on every road trip who want to do a little more than get his autograph. I know some of you probably have some misguided idyllic notion that professional sports is all about athletic grace and the beauty of competition. Nope. It's pretty much just about banging drunk waitresses in the back of the team bus.
