Ariel Winter on the set of Dog Years in Nashville
Ariel Winter confirmed on Instagram over the weekend that she and boyfriend Laurent Claude Gaudette have split up. The two had been dating for almost two years, which is why if you know Laurent, you haven't seen him at all for the past two years. BOOBS. She cryptically posted:
Damn I feel bad for Laurent. Where do you go after dating Ariel Winter? Charlotte McKinney? Christina Hendricks? Kat Dennings? ISIS-controlled Syria? I'm leaning towards Syria. "I've had a good life, but honestly, it's all downhill from here so fuck it. BANZAI!!!"
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Wilmer Valderrama and Demi Lovato in New York last October
Sorry about the lack of posts yesterday. Had some technical difficulties, but things should be back to normal today. Now to catch up on some news. Like Wilmer Valderrama and his girlfriend Demi Lovato. They're engaged! Just kidding. They broke up. Demi posted on Instagram over the weekend:
After almost six loving and wonderful years together, we have decided to end our relationship. This was an incredibly difficult decision for both of us, but we have realized more that anything that we are better as best friends. We will always be supportive for one another. Thank you to everyone who has offered us kindness and support over the years.
-With only love, Wilmer & Demi.
Good for Wilmer. People forget that, back in the day, he was neck and neck with the likes of John Mayer, Leo DiCaprio, and Adam Levine in pulling the finest trim across Hollywood. And then he started dated Demi and just sorta faded away. The timing couldn't be more perfect for him. An entire generation of girls who grew up listening to him as the voice of Disney's Handy Manny are just now hitting their 18th birthday. "Hey ladies -- by chance, do any of you have a fantasy about fucking a cartoon repairman?" Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris in New York last May
Sorry for you Third Reich enthusiasts that were dreaming of a Taylor Swift-Calvin Harris Aryan dream baby. They split up last week. From E!
E! News has confirmed through multiple sources that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris (real name Adam Wiles) have broken up after dating for almost a year and a half. "This all happened last week," a source tells us.
"Taylor and Adam had no big blowout fight, but the romance just was not there anymore for them. Adam is the one that ended it. It was all done in a very mature fashion. Taylor is pretty upset but they are still in communication. Taylor was there for Adam with his accident and supportive."
The duo's breakup comes shortly after the music producer suffered from a car accident, causing him to cancel a few shows.
Now that's Taylor's single, what's next for her? . . . I hear Johnny Depp is available. Just think of the song possibilities for her next album if they start dating!:
1. Restraining Order on My Heart, and You
2. You Wouldn't Hit Me if You Didn't Love Me
3. Assault on My Heart and Face
4. True Love Equals Bruises
5. Dial 911 to Reach my Heart
6. Closed Hand, Open Heart
I smell another #1 album.
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Paris Hilton out and about in Beverly Hills
Stock up on the Valtrex and bear spray, because you know who just dumped her boyfriend. From Life & Style
Paris Hilton and her Austrian boyfriend, Thomas Gross, have called it quits after a year of dating.
"They are both friends and remain close but with their busy work schedules and the long distance it just got too difficult," sources close to the pair told Life & Style. "Paris is very close with her family and her sister Nicky Hilton is about to have a baby. She really wants to be there for her and be an aunt. It broke her heart being so far away from family."
"They remain close friends and care for each other but work and the distance just got in the way. She will be back in Ibiza for her DJ residency all summer and he has to be in Switzerland for his work, it's an impossible situation," the sources added.
Oh yes, of course. It breaks Paris' heart to be apart from her family, buttttttt she's gonna be in Ibiza DJing all summer. So clearly that's bullshit and these two broke up for some other reason. I'm gonna with Paris is really into Nazi kink and Thomas found it way too offensive so he dumped her. "No, god dammit, I will not dress up like Joseph Goebbels again!"
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Nina Dobrev and Austin Stowell in St. Tropez last July
Oh joyous day, Nina Dobrev is single. E!
says she and boyfriend Austin Stowell broke up after dating for just seven months:
"It started to get hard with both of their schedules," a source revealed to E! News. "They remain on good terms."
Multiple sources add that the split happened sometime around late January to early February. Perhaps that could explain the absence of any new couple shots in recent weeks. Fans first began to speculate that the twosome was no longer romantic when the Vampire Diaries star went to Super Bowl 50 without her main man.
I feel bad for this Austin fellow. I really do. It's all downhill from here. Don't get me wrong, there will be other women -- pretty ones, even -- but they won't be Nina Dobrev. It's like being a retired astronaut. Sure that new Porsche you got is pretty sweet, but your old ride went 17,000 mph.
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Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper's mom Gloria Campano in New York
Famous attractive woman Irina Shayk is single again. She got dumped by boyfriend Bradley Cooper allegedly because she wasn't getting along with his mom, Gloriz. Ah, the ol' Leo DiCaprio Special. A source told The Sun
"The pair had been getting on really well, but things went south over the Christmas period. They spent Christmas together in Los Angeles but arguments started, mainly centering around the fact Irina and Bradley's mum weren't getting on very well.
"That caused friction between Bradley and Irina as he is very close to his mum and the fact that Irina and her didn't get on put pressure on their relationship."
Wow, I can't believe Bradley picked Gloria over Irina -- Irina has way nicer tits. Bradley, you sly devil. Next Christmas somebody's mommy is getting him that shiny new bicycle he's had his eye on . . .
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Rita Ora at The X Factor auditions in London
Great news, everybody -- and by "everybody" I mean "John Mayer and Leonardo DiCaprio" -- Rita Ora is single. From E!
It's over for Rita Ora and Ricky Hilfiger. The 24-year-old British "Black Widow" singer and co-judge of the U.K. show The X Factor and the 25-year-old hip-hop artist and son of famed designer Tommy Hilfiger have called it quits. A source told E! News it was a "mutual" decision.
The two have not commented. They were last spotted together in June, out and about in London, where she was raised.
Rita needs to realize that she's a hot piece of ass and start dating some princes or Russian billionaires. She went from dating Rob Kardashian to a douchebag who acts like
he didn't grow up in Tribeca and attend boarding school in New Hampshire. Who's next, Jared form Subway? "Rita, let's role play -- ask me what time recess is."
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner out and about in Brentwood
After years of rumors, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are finally divorcing. Gosh, who could have seen this coming? They looked so happy together back in April (above) -- couldn't keep their hands off each other. In a joint statement to People
, the two said:
"After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you for understanding."
Two words: Emily. Ratajkowski. Emily was Ben Affleck's girlfriend in Gone Girl
. It's really hard to film nude scenes
with Emily Ratajkowski and then go home to Jennifer Garner and your three kids. Not a problem now. Emily, keep your cell phone handy.
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Olivia Culpo arriving for dinner at Gracias Madre in West Hollywood
Nick Jonas just dumped Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo. Nick Jonas was having sex with a former Miss Universe, and then decided he didn't want to have sex with a former Miss Universe anymore. What in the fuck? What planet am I on? On Sunday Olivia wrote on Instagram:
Your heart just breaks, that's all. Heartbreak is hard but you find more and more things to be grateful for every day. One of those things is all of you. Thank you all. Yes I'm going to be okay and I love u guys so so much every day is a blessing
Of course this begs the question: If the hottest chick in the Universe isn't good enough for you, then who is? This is like selling your Bugatti Veyron because it wasn't fast enough. Now you have to take the bus. In Nick's case, now he has to fuck 9's.
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Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas
Britney Spears is single again. She just dumped her boyfriend of eight months, TV producer Charlie Ebersol. But I have a feeling this won't be the last time we hear from ol' Connor Ebersol. Chris is gonna be just fine, thank you very much -- just fine. Us Weekly
has more on Britney and Cooper's breakup::
The pair, who started dating in October 2014, last attended a public event together at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards in mid-May.
"I just felt that he was in it for the wrong reasons," a source tells Us.
Spears, 33, deleted all photos of her ex from her Instagram account, though many of her Twitter pics remain.
Oh shit, you know Britney's serious if she learned the technical skills needed to delete Instagram pics from her account. I just hope she doesn't learn too
much. "Wait a minute . . . I can order food off that there computer box?"
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