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Remember Hanson? They used to be popular ("MMMBop") and then no one heard from them again. Anyways, it turns out they didn't join that underground militia like I always thought. They were actually seen in Hollywood last night! Damn they've fallen hard. Ten years ago these dudes were causing riots in sold out stadiums. Now they're signing the ankles of fat chicks. It goes without saying that they need to reinvent themselves ... Yes I'm talking about gay porn. Guaranteed ticket to stardom!*
*not a guarantee
