Isabella Brewster

Jordana Brewster and Isabella Brewster

Jordana Brewster and Isabella Brewster leaving Lemonade in West Hollywood (8/28)

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Russell Brand and Isabella Brewster out and about in Beverly Hills (7/21)

For some strange reason, Isabella Brewster really wants to date Russell Brand. Too bad he's just in it for the blowjobs. A source told Hollyscoop:

"He has been seen a lot with Isabella Brewster, but she is just a f*ck to him."

Apparently this is a source of conflict for the pseudo couple, because Russell is willing to bang any hot girl he can and Isabella has feelings or whatever. One of his other hook-up babes is his on-again, off-again stylist who is apparently "obsessed with him," whatever that means.

His other "friend with benefits" is "some fangirl that he has been banging all the time," adds the source. Our source adds that he'll have girl #1 over as girl #2 is walking out the door.

Fangirl? That's a pretty dishonest way to describe the women who lay down for this douchebag. ALL of Russell's lady friends are fangirls -- every single one of them. The only one who wasn't was Katy Perry, and I'm pretty sure she only hooked up with him to piss off daddy. Russell Brand is a poser douchebag extraordinaire -- the Ashton Kutcher of Europe -- but as long as he's a celebrity, Isabella the fangirl can't say shit about the other fangirls he's plowing. It's Hollywood Bushido, people.

*25 Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery:

Russell Brand and Isabella Brewster out and about in Beverly Hills (7/21)

Russell Brand is rebounding from not getting to bang Katy Perry anymore -- the divorce was official last week -- very nicely. He's banging Jordana Brewster's hot younger sister, Isabella. They're actually the perfect couple since Russell loves hot pieces of ass and Isabella loves overwhelming body odor.

*30 Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery: