Andressa Urach, 27, said the Real Madrid ace bedded her after a string of racy texts. And she described how the pair ended up romping in a posh hotel last week [after] Ronaldo began sending Andressa texts and later spoke to her via internet service Skype.Is Irina Shayk slow or something? Cristiano was a scumbag long before he was putting grass stains on her clothes and knees, so I can't understand the outrage. Now, before you Ronaldo fanboys get upset at me for using the word "scumbag" to describe him, just understand that I mean no disrespect. He's a scumbag in the good way, the manly way. Christiano enjoys the company of whores, a fact well known to Irina. So what's the big deal if he plows a few every now and again? It's not as if he's keeping that sloppy mess -- he rode Miss Fat Ass like a greasy donkey and sent her packing without a single dollar to get back home. I call that progress. Irina, show Cristiano that you're marriage material by changing the sheets and never bringing this situation up again.
Andressa said: "I have always thought Cristiano is one of the most gorgeous men in the world, so I couldn't believe it when he got in touch with me. He said he was very excited by my pictures online and one of the first things he asked was if I really was a Miss Butt Brazil model. Cristiano told me to come to Madrid and that we'd meet, but he would not tell me where or when exactly. He said he had to be careful because if it came out that he'd seen me, his girlfriend wouldn't be happy. They are together, but he told me the relationship wasn't serious. He didn't say anything else about her."
When she got there, she said: "We looked at each other and, just like that, we were all over each other. He is fantastic. It was incredible -- the best time of my life. His body is perfect, like something from the gods. He is so ripped -- there isn't an ounce of fat on his body. I can barely believe it. I have never been with anyone like him."
After watching Portugal beat the Czech Republic 1-0 on Thursday night, Israeli babe Refaeli took to social networking site Twitter to make a joke about the goal scorer's overuse of the styling product.Oh c'mon. These two need to quit acting like little kids and settle their differences like a couple of mature adults. With a sexy pillow fight. Aw yeah, baby. You always knew this post was gonna end in a sexy pillow fight. There was no other way.
She told her 220,000 followers "The only thing I can think of when I watch Ronaldo is that hair gel should really be outlawed!"
But his girlfriend, fellow Victoria's Secret model Irina Shayk, was unimpressed with the dirty tackle, and hit back replying "Being a hater is not a cute look. Learn to love."
Refaeli quickly backed down but refused to budge on her styling advice saying "I love u and I love ur BF. I just don't like hair gel."
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