Brooke Hogan shopping in Miami (5/18)
Hulk Hogan is pissed about the comments his estranged wife Linda
made last week about their daughter Brooke. And . . . and . . . I don't even know what to say about these people anymore. They're all horrible, horrible people. From
Life & Style:
"I can’t believe Linda would do this," the former wrestling champ tells Life & Style exclusively. "She’s lost and needs help."
Hulk vehemently denies Linda’s claim that he was “rolling and smoking joints” with Brooke’s boyfriend, Stack, during one of Brooke’s recording sessions. “Absolutely not!” he shoots back. “Brooke is a clean-cut girl. She’s very open and honest.” In fact, Hulk suggests that Linda, who filed for divorce in 2007 after 24 years of marriage, is the one using drugs. Linda has said she’d happily submit to a drug test to prove otherwise. Hulk’s response? “If Linda says she’ll take a drug test, I say bring it, brother! It needs to be done, and she’ll fail it.”
In the meantime, he just wants Linda to stop attacking their little girl. “Brooke can’t have a relationship with her mother like this,” he tells Life & Style. “I hope one day Linda will grow up and be an adult like Brooke is. Linda has to reach to her level. One day, maybe.”
Has there ever been better evidence of Karma? At this point, about the only scandal involving this family that might be even remotely surprising would be if one of them were accused of
nearly killing someone dating someone half their age finishing a book without pictures. Even the Manson Family thinks the Hogan Family are a bunch of monsters.
NOTE: It's obvious why Hulk is backing up his daughter: he's confusing her with
his girlfriend.
Jennifer McDaniel, Hulk Hogan, and Brooke Hogan at Brooke's 21st birthday celebration at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas (5/5)
HINT: It's not Brooke.
UPDATE (2:10 PST): Please stop with the emails. I told you, it's not Brooke.
Linda Hogan leaving LAX airport (11/2008)
Linda Hogan is taking full advantage of the
controversial comments her ex-husband made about understanding why O.J. Simpson murdered his ex-wife. She wants thousands more a month from him so she can
go shopping move away. From
TMZ:
Linda Hogan just filed papers in Pinellas County, Fla. claiming she needs an additional $8,200 a month from Hulk so she can move "thousands of miles away" from him because Linda feels she's in "imminent danger of becoming a victim."
And if Hulk doesn't pay up, Linda's threatening to file a domestic violence injunction against him -- with special terms to keep him from using the media to bash her. The infamous cougar is also asking for $24,000 for "advanced rent and security deposits" to set up shop in sunny California.
If Linda is really worried about Hulk putting his hands on her, she doesn't need to move "thousands of miles away." She just needs to make sure her ex doesn't confuse her with
their daughter. Besides, Hulk isn't the person she should fear most in that family -- it's her son. She'd probably be safer letting Hulk shave her five o'clock shadow with a straight-razor than riding shotgun
with Nick.
Brooke Hogan at the Record Release Party for Stack$ at SOBE Live in Miami (4/18)
Brooke Hogan's come to the defense of her father over
the comments he made in
Rolling Stone about understanding why O.J. Simpson murdered his ex-wife. She told
The Insider:
"I cannot believe how blown out of proportion one small part of a 7-page article has become. It’s a classic case of a quote being taken out of context. I look up to my father in every way. He has been through so much and has taken the high road through it all. The idea that he would condone the O.J. situation is just outrageous."
It pains me to say this but Brooke's right. Out of the entire article, Hulk only implied that he wanted to kill his ex-wife Linda once.
Once. That's just one small part of the 7-page article. Everyone needs to lighten up.
Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill at LAX last year
In a statement released late yesterday, Linda Hogan's rep fired back at Hulk Hogan over those
comments he made in
Rolling Stone about "understanding" why O.J. Simpson murdered his ex-wife:
"Hulk’s serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates," states Linda Hogan. "We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers," states Linda’s rep Gary Smith. Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously. Linda's attorney Ray Rafool is weighting all options necessary to protect his client.
"Rage and instability" -- oh c'mon, that's a cheap shot against pro wrestling. Out of the ten most popular wrestlers in the WWE, how many have killed their families in the past few years?
One, maybe two? That's less than a 20% chance Linda has of being murdered. Seems like pretty good odds to me. Linda needs to stop being such a drama queen.
The Hulk showing off his ringless finger in Miami (3/17)
I've never been married, so I don't have much experience with divorce trials, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to imply that you want to murder your ex-wife. Judges tend to frown on that sort of thing. I know,
bunch of prudes. From the
New York Post:
Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
If I know one thing about show business, it's that comparing yourself to a vicious murderer is a surefire path to stardom. I mean, just look at what's happened to Zac Efron since he compared himself to the Green River Killer in that interview he did with
Teen Beat last year. His career is taking off!
Hulk Hogan at Tampa International Airport (3/240
Hulk Hogan is finally addressing his daughter Brooke's rather "
interesting" performance last weekend in Miami, a performance he seemingly enjoyed. He told
Life & Style:
"I try to make it to as many of Brooke’s performances as possible. I support her and everything that she does. I’d watch my daughter perform no matter what she does."
No matter what she does? It's official: The Hulk has reached DEFCON 5 levels of dad creepiness . . . or as I call it: "The Joe Simpson Level." Maybe the two can become friends and swap strategies about how best to "accidentally" enter their daughters' rooms when they're changing. "Jessica usually gets pretty pissed when I walk into her bedroom and get a glimpse of those huge suckers. The trick is to give her a ball of yarn to play with and then she forgets the whole thing ever happened."
Brooke Hogan got hackedSo I guess Brooke Hogan had her sidekick hacked by one of the folks over at Digital Gangster. Her cell number is (786)329-2262. Called it, it's been disconnected. The Hulk's number is (727)215-4037. Called it, it rings and leads to his voicemail greeting. You can definitely tell it's him. Nick's cell is (305)395-2267. The number forwards to a taxi service which I thought was pretty appropriate. More from this later today . . .
[Digital Gangster]
Brooke and Hulk Hogan at the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami (3/15)
Say what you will about the Hulk being at the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami yesterday -- on the one hand he's trying to support his daughter and her career; on the other it's a little creepy since her entire act consisted of her gyrating around a stripper pole -- but I think we can all agree on one thing: He shouldn't have been throwing dollar bills.
Brooke and Hulk Hogan in South Beach (1/20)
Being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes you just want to drive your mini Cadillac down the busiest street in South Beach without everyone pointing and gawking at you like you're some kind of circus animal. Geesh, just leave the Hogans alone already.
