Hugh Grant is just a little bit drunk Of course Hugh Grant dressed up for Halloween on Saturday night: He was the creepy drunk guy at the Standard Hotel in New York hitting on models half his age. Oh wait, that wasn't a costume. From my source at the bar:
"Here's some pics I took of Hugh Grant and Matar Cohen (Israeli model from Project Runway) from Halloween at the Standard Hotel in New York. He was drunk as hell and hitting on her like crazy. He kept taking pictures of her and said he liked the way she looked, but Matar didn't go home with him because he was 'too old' (she's 23)."
This Matar chick better learn to start liking guys twice her age if she ever wants to reach the top of the modeling industry. The sad truth is most supermodels slept their way to the top. Hell, even I did it. I'm not proud of it, but Celebslam didn't become the 37th* most popular celebrity gossip blog by sheer hard work alone.
*29th in India. Yeah baby!
Hugh Grant leaving J. Sheekey restaurant in London (7/2)
I've come to the conclusion that I could probably get used to being Hugh Grant. From the
London Evening Standard:
Hugh Grant certainly isn't calming down with age. The Love Actually star, 48, spent an evening at Mayfair's Mahiki nightclub at the weekend with five girls. All of them looked under half his age (although, when put together, that would make them twice his age).
A source said: “Hugh arrived at 10pm and stayed until the club closed. He was accompanied by five girls, who all looked under 25. They shared a couple of Treasure Chest cocktails and danced in a group on the dance floor.”
Should we really be chastising Hugh for his behavior? Picking up on five chicks at the same time is something every guy dreams of . . . except me of course. I normally call that "Thursdays." *flexes in the mirror*
It's easy pulling ass if you're Hugh Grant
Raise your hand if you think making out with two women at once is fun. OK, then my original point stands. Being Hugh Grant is fun. From the
New York Post:
Hugh Grant likes flirting with women two at a time. Grant who's in town filming "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" was at Beatrice Inn Friday night. "He could barely keep his eyes open," said our spy. But he was awake enough to entertain two women "a brunette and a blonde," said the snitch. "He would make out with one girl, then turn to the other." Grant's rep confirmed he was there but told us, "There was no kissing. This is complete rubbish." (Source)
It must be nice to be nearly a decade removed from your last successful movie and STILL be able to pull two chicks at one time. This dude was once caught with a prostitute that suspiciously looked like a dude, yet he's still able to pull hot ass. I can't do that with $300 and a bus pass down to Ensenada. If this story teaches us anything, it's this: When trying to hook up with hot chicks, fame is > than higher education. Ask the ShamWow guy. Even he gets laid more than I do.
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Hugh Grant was arrested last night after attacking a paparazzo with a flurry of baked beans and kicks on Tuesday. Photographer Ian Whittaker claims Hugh flipped out after an innocent request for a picture:
"It looked like he had been out for a morning jog. I asked him if he would give me a smile because he was standing with his head down. But he must have been having a bad day because he started chasing me down the street. He gave me a couple of kicks in the legs and I think he kneed me. When I told him I had two children, he snarled, 'I hope they die of fucking cancer'. That really upset me and is why I went to the police to make a complaint of assault against him. He was out of order." (Source)
You just know this story will eventually make its way to some poor starving village in Kenya: "The Westerners, they have so much food they use baked beans as weapons."
Though he's unsure about going under the knife himself, British actor Hugh Grant recently admitted that he has a fetish for some types of plastic surgery. However, Grant--fresh off a breakup from his girlfriend of three years Jemima Khan--thinks some people take it way too far:
"I'm ambivalent about it, although I feel sorry for a lot of these Beverly Hills wives who've had so much done that they look a little scary these days. On the other hand, I've seen some plastic surgery that I've found rather strangely sexually attractive." (Source)
Hugh, those things you're attracted to are called breast implants. Walk around Beverly Hills for an hour and you'll see what I'm talking about. And why do you think your attraction is strange? Isn't the entire point of plastic surgery to become more sexually attractive? It's why I went under the knife last month to get my penis ribbed. For her pleasure? It certainly sounded that way last Saturday night.
Actually, she’s a lot insane. But it’s the good kind of insane involving public nudity not the bad kind involving dead animals buried in your trunk. When asked by Parade Magazine about the famous incident when she flashed David Letterman on his show, Barrymore claims she has no regrets:
"How fun was that?" Barrymore told Parade magazine. "I'm so glad I was so free at one point in my life."
When asked if she still thinks she’s free, Barrymore said:
"I think I am and I think it alarms people ... I'll drive in Ireland and park my car and run out into a field and rip all my clothes off and just run in the wheat fields naked."
So basically Drew lives in an tampon commercial. Because tampon commercials are the only times you see a woman running through a field of wheat. Or some liberated woman running down the beach wearing something stupid like a white bedsheet and a necklace made of flowers. And why is she liberated? Because her tampons are now 60% more absorbent. Duh!!!
