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Audrina Patridge arriving to a business meeting in Gardena (5/13)

Judging by the pics of her last week and these yesterday, I think it's now clear that Audrina Patridge doesn't own a piece of clothing that isn't see through. I called her a hero last week so what's that make her this week? Superhero? I think the least she deserves is a spot on Mt. Rushmore. We can get rid of Jefferson. I mean, what the fuck did that freeloader ever do?*

*I reserve the right to rescind these comments if Audrina ever discovers the joys of pie like Jessica Simpson

Audrina Patridge outside h.wood nightclub in West Hollywood (5/4)

Finally a famous chick who gets it. Look average hot chick in Hollywood, we don't care about your acting, your singing, or how many followers on Twitter you have. We just want you to dress in slutty clothes. It's refreshing to finally see someone who understands that. I stand up and applaud you Audrina. You're a true American hero in every sense of the word.