Sofia Vergara dating Joe Manganiello
Big congratulations to True Blood
star Joe Manganiello. He got his maritime license and is now motorboating the newly-single
Sofia Vergara. An insider told Us Weekly
"It's very, very new," one insider says. "They're having fun and getting to know each other."
Another source notes that they were introduced at the White House Correspondents Dinner in May, but that Vergara was there with then-fiance Nick Loeb. "That's the first time Sofia and Joe met," the source says.
Upon hearing that his ex-fiancee hooked up with Joe Manganiello, the Onion Crunch King of New York, Nick Loeb, started laughing, wondering why Sofia would date someone who doesn't have one product on the shelves at Costco. Needless to say, Nick's flippant attitude angered Joe, so he threw a car at him. He can do that.*16 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz leaving a gym in West Hollywood
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden have only been dating for a month or so
, but Life & Style
says they're already living together. Wow, so Cameron lets Benji see her in the morning? This must be true love. An insider told the mag:
"Usually when Benji's in NYC, he will stay at the Bowery Hotel. But since he's been with Cameron, he's been staying at her place! They're moving really fast!"
The actress and singer seem very comfortable with each other already, according to the insider, as if they've been together forever! "They seemed very relaxed and were walking around the neighborhood like it was their home ... just very low-key. He seems right at home with her."
First Paris Hilton
, then Miley Cyrus
, and now Cameron Diaz. It's like Benji complied a list of celebrities I wouldn't fuck with my worst enemy's penis and is dating them. If he starts hooking up with Steve Buscemi, this is officially gonna be freaky.
*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Casey Cohen in Long Beach, New York last year
Is Jay-Z having an affair with 1OAK VIP hostess and former Princesses of Long Island
star Casey Cohen? How the hell am I supposed to know? In Touch Weekly
seems to think they are. A source told the mag:
"Jay probably sees her twice a month. He visits her while she's working and then they slip away for an afterparty. She'll hang out with him all night, flirting with him and touching him."
From Beyonce to a reality star. From the queen of pop to a chick with no soul. It doesn't get much worse than that. That's like replacing George Washington with Hitler. What is Jay-Z's dick thinking?*30 Casey Cohen bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Justin Bieber and Gigi Hadid on Sir Philip Green's yacht in Monaco
Following the news that Justin Bieber probably nailed Adriana Lima
during the Cannes Film Festival last week, here he is on a yacht in Monaco with just-turned-18
model Gigi Hadid. Damn this kid. I hope the Buddhists are right about that whole reincarnation thing, because there is no way this kid isn't coming back as the bottom of a porta potty at a NASCAR race. Gotta even things out.
*17 Justin Bieber and Gigi Hadid pictures total in the gallery:
Adriana Lima at the premiere of The Homesman at the Cannes Film Festival
So Justin Bieber probably banged Adriana Lima at the Cannes Film Festival last week. Who knew she had a little boy fetish? From Us Weekly
The duo's romance got started May 20 at the 1 Oak fete at local French Riviera club Gotha. A source tells Us that the singer, who is 12 years younger than Lima, made a beeline for the Brazilian model at the party.
"Justin pursued her hard," says a pal of the mom of two, who split from husband Marko Jaric in May after five years of marriage. At a private house party later that night, "they were talking nonstop," adds the source. "They went home together around 5 a.m."
From YouTube to Adriana Lima's pussy in six years. Talk about living the fucking dream, man. I'd be happy for him if his face wasn't so damn punchable. Just one shot, Justin? I've got a roll of quarters with your name on it.
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Cameron Diaz shopping at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills
Is Benji Madden doing Cameron Diaz? Sure, why not. From People
"They've spent a lot of time at Cameron's house," says one source. "Cameron seems very happy with Benji. He is the nicest guy and treats her like a lady."
Hold on, hold on, taking notes . . . shouldn't
. . . treat
. . . women
. . . like
. . . whores
The duo worked out together at a Los Angeles Equinox on Friday after hitting the same book launch the night before.
"They seemed very friendly," adds another source of the gym outing. "And they looked like they were trying to avoid [being seen outside], but Cameron was super friendly with other people [at the gym]. She even taught a girl how to use one of the arm weight machines."
So we're good now? Is Cam's dicklist complete? It's fair to say that if you were a post 9/11 douchebag with an ounce of fame, at some time or another you've probably had a couple of fingers (and maybe a few other things) inside Cameron Diaz. With the exception of King Leonidas, her suitors are literally on the "oh, fuck that guy" list of 1999-20011. Benji, Puff Daddy, A-Rod, Timberlake -- I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find Osama Bin Laden's DNA evidence all Cameron's back, too. Maybe for an encore, I'll send Cameron my box of Jerry Springer's Too Hot for TV
VHS tapes for her to roll around on.*30 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton at the VIP ROom in Cannes, France
So Justin Bieber probably banged Paris Hilton. The two were spotted leaving Gotha nightclub together in Cannes after some heavy flirting. Which for Paris means everything up to anal. From E!
Hilton didn't let their age difference (she's 33, he's 20) get in the way of some playful coziness with a shirtless Bieber--she hopped into his lap while he was sitting on a throne ... Before Bieber and Hilton left the club together with an entourage surrounding them.
This is great news. Drone strikes are way more successful when the two targets are near each other. Now if only we could get Kris Jenner over there. *lays down a dollar bill trail from Calabasas to Cannes**20 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:
Alexa Chung at the MET Costume Institute Gala in New York
Even though his rep is denying it
, Chris Martin is definitely banging Alexa Chung. It was rumored the two were hooking up while Chris was still [openly] married to Gwyneth Paltrow, and now they were spotted having drinks together in New York last week. And we all know what drinking leads to. SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! From Heat
"When I arrived at about 9.15pm, they were tucked away in in dark corner of the back room of the bar," says heat's snoop. "Chris and Alexa seemed to know each other really well. They were both in a great mood, and even asked us to watch their bags when they went out for a cigarette."
Good for Chris. 11 years of pain with Gwyneth Paltrow (the first year was fun), and now he has his life back. He's like one of those prisoners who spent half their life on death row until being proven innocent and released. Go ahead, Chris, have that cheeseburger you've been dreaming about for a decade. There's no bitch anymore giving you nasty looks because the bun isn't organic.
*15 Alexa Chung pictures total in the gallery:
Olivia Munn in all her bikini glory
Stop the presses, folks -- a successful actress is hooking up with a star athlete. What are the chances? From the Us Weekly
Multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly that Munn and Rodgers are dating; The pair were spotted dining with a group of pals at Nobu Malibu on Saturday, May 10, where they behaved like quite the couple.
One eyewitness tells Us that the couple was at a big table, where they laughed with pals and stole kisses throughout the meal.
Oh my gosh, this is exactly like Kristin Cavallari hooking up with Jay Cutler a few years ago . . . the main difference being that Olivia is a successful actress and Aaron is a star athlete. So this is basically nothing like Kristin Cavallari hooking up with Jay Cutler at all. Forget you ever read that.
*30 Olivia Munn pictures total in the gallery:
Nina Agdal and her boyfriend in Miami
Looks like tremendously-attractive model Nina Agal is no longer dating Max George from The Wanted
. She was spotted sucking face with a new dude in Miami over the weekend. Um, at least that's what I think is happening. It's very possible Nina's heart stopped and the man you see in the picture is actually a real life hero. "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, GOD DAMMIT!"
*30 Nina Agdal pictures total in the gallery: