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Eiza Gonzalez at the premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens in Hollywood last December

Tom Hiddleston made news this week as the newest of Taylor Swift's spurned ex lovers. For Tom's sake I hope he doesn't end up like Taylor's last ex Calvin Harris. Calvin is in such a deep spiral of depression that he's barely been able to bang gorgeous Mexican actress Eiza Gonzalez. *sigh* From E!:
The EDM producer and actress sparked romance rumors after being spotted out and about together over the weekend, and their PDA only fueled that fire.

A source tells E! News that the duo weren't hiding their feelings for each other on Saturday night after arriving together to a house party. "Calvin and Eiza were together the entire time. They were socializing with everyone at the party. They were holding hands and were very touchy-feely."

The insider added, "Calvin and Eiza were canoodling all night. It was obvious they were totally into each other."
Poor Calvin. It's sad to see this happen to somebody that was so full of confidence before Taylor chewed him up and spit him out. I just hope Tom is able to recognize the warning signs of depression and gets help before he ends up in an awesome threesome with Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba. No, Taylor! You won't emotionally destroy another man!

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Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (9/3)

Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama are dating again. The two were spotted together in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend, which seems an unlikely place to randomly run into each other. The two dated in 2012 before Wilmer started dating Demi Lovato. Of course Wilmer and Demi broke up earlier this year, so this is an obvious move by Wilmer. It's like buying a Ferrari and then parking it in your garage for four years so you can take the bus. Oh that's right, the Ferrari is way more fun than the bus. I want to drive that instead.

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Rita Ora out and about in New York (8/3)

Is Gwyneth Paltrow's ex-husband Chris Martin banging Rita Ora? Sure, why not. She was seen sneaking out of his hotel after Coldplay's recent concert in New York. Probably just stealing a bunch of those mini shampoos. A spy told The National Enquirer:
"The two had an intimate chat at Coldplay's part after their concert! Then everyone saw her leaving his hotel in the same clothes the next day! ... Ever since he broke up with Gwyneth Paltrow and then Jennifer Lawrence ... he's become an all-star playa." (Print Edition)
Chris: "Before you come up to my hotel room, I need to ask you one thing . . . is that shirt you're wearing vegan cotton?"
Rita: "What the fuck is vegan cotton?"
Chris: "Omigod I think I love you."

Rita Ora > Gwyneth Paltrow

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Lindsey Vonn leaving a nightclub in West Hollywood in June

Jeremy Piven hooked up with Lindsey Vonn at a party in L.A. last month, and now she won't stop bothering him. Ugh, I hate when famous hot blonde Olympians won't leave me alone. From Star:
Lindsey Vonn is trying to turn her one night stand with notorious womanizer Jeremy Piven into a long-term relationship! According to insiders, Jeremy, 51, and Lindsey flirted up a storn at the Red Bull Summer Pre-Game event at the Standard Hotel in L.A. on July 12 before taking the party elsewhere that evening.

"Jeremy thought Lindsey was this great, easy-going girl, but she turned into a total stage-five clinger," reveals a close friend of the Entourage alum's. "She constantly calling and texting him, asking when they're going to hang out again. It's gotten so bad, Jeremy's even considering blocking her number." (Print Edition)
Jeremy is being a total dick about this. The next time he calls Lindsey because he needs help grabbing something from the top shelf, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't return his call. Sorry you can't reach that box of pancake mix, Jeremy. Looks like you'll have to have something else for breakfast.

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Rihanna leaving Tape nightclub in Mayfair, London (8/21)

Rihanna and Justin Bieber were both spotted partying at Tape nightclub in London a few nights ago so, without any proof or pictures or reports, I'm just gonna assume they're banging now. That's the easiest thing to do. This is Justin Bieber's world. We're all just visiting. And I've finally accepted that.

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Lady Gaga leaving the Empire State Building in New York (7/3)

Is Lady Gaga definitely possibly hooking up with Hollywood vet Ray Liotta? Maybe! And you can take that rock-solid confirmation to the bank! From the New York Post:
Newly single Lady Gaga had dinner with an unexpected, and eligible, companion, we're told. Gaga -- who recently split from fiance Taylor Kinney -- was spotted in a private room at L'Artusi with "Goodfellas" star Ray Liotta.

"They looked super chummy and like they know each other well," said a spy.

The pair left their table together a couple of times to smoke, according to the onlooker, and lingered at the cozy West Village spot past 10:30 p.m.
I really hope this is true. Because I want to imagine Ray Liotta picking up Lady Gaga for a first date.

Gaga: "Ray, are you a vegetarian?"
Ray: "No."
Gaga: "Okay, good." ... *grabs meat coat*

*15 Lady Gaga pictures total in the gallery:

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R.Kelly and Halle Calhoun

So R. Kelly might be banging a teenager. No, but it's totally cool because she's 19. Next year she'll pretty much be an old maid. "Back in my day, I had to walk uphill both ways to find a good WiFi network!" From the New York Post:
This weekend rumors started circulating that the "Trapped in the Closet" singer, 49, is dating 19-year-old Halle Calhoun.The possible couple was spotted out and about in Atlanta over the weekend leading many to speculate that the two are now an official item, reports VH1. Plus, Calhoun has posted three photos of the pair looking cozy to her Instagram account over the last six months.

The 30-year gap between them has people talking because of Kelly's past involvement with underage girls.
Over the legal age of 18, but still too young to remember that he was arrested for possessing Jared-from-Subway-levels of child porn -- some of it homemade --  back in 2002. R. Kelly is one smooth motherfucker.

*10 R Kelly and Halle Calhounpictures total in the gallery:

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Lewis Hamilton and a mystery woman on a yacht off St. Tropez (7/21)

Last week, Formula 1 star -- and Nicole Scherzinger's ex -- Lewis Hamilton was spotted leaving Rita Ora's house early in the morning (pic below), presumably after a night of arts and crafts, Connect Four, and ghost stories (they had dinner together last month). And now here's Lewis on a yacht with a scantily-clad woman in St. Tropez yesterday. Don't worry, Rita, you can still totally believe all that "soul mate" stuff Lewis told you before you fucked made love. That's probably just his really good, platonic friend -- you know, like a sister to him. "OMG, besties vacation with my sis!!!"

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Nina Agdal in her work clothes

In case you're wondering what Leo DiCaprios is doing right now, he's waking up next to Nina Agdal on a private island in the Bahamas. Living the dream. From Page Six:
Leo DiCaprio and his latest blond model girlfriend, Nina Agdal, are on a romantic trip to the Bahamas, even though his reps have denied they're dating.

The Oscar winner and Danish Sports Illustrated model have been spending time in the Bahamas, and visited the private island of Over Yonder Cay, which rents at an astonishing $75,000 per night with a minimum seven-night stay. It's believed that Leo did not pick up the tab for the stay, but was invited by a wealthy pal. He was pictured on the beach with Florida lawyer Horst Ferrero.

DiCaprio and Agdal are on the trip with his best pal Lukas Haas and Haas' girlfriend Josey Auguste, and other friends.
So not only is Leo banging Nina Agdal on this $75k/night private island, but he's not even paying for it. What a dick. I think my head would explode if I got a free vacation on a private island. Hell, I get excited when they don't charge me for avocado at Subway. Dammit I need to stop reading about Leo DiCaprio. My life sucks.

*15 Nina Agdal pictures total in the gallery:

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Rita Ora leaving Mr. Chow in London (6/24)

Rita Ora may be doing Nicole Scherzinger's ex, Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton. The two were spotted on a date on Friday night at Mr. Chow in London. That's Rita leaving the restaurant, above. Lewis followed her out a minute or so later because obviously he doesn't want the paparazzi getting a picture of the two of them. Then the whole world would know his embarrassing little secret that he likes hot chicks with big tits. For shame!

*25 Rita Ora and Lewis Hamilton pictures total in the gallery:

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