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Lindsey Vonn leaving a nightclub in West Hollywood in June

Jeremy Piven hooked up with Lindsey Vonn at a party in L.A. last month, and now she won't stop bothering him. Ugh, I hate when famous hot blonde Olympians won't leave me alone. From Star:
Lindsey Vonn is trying to turn her one night stand with notorious womanizer Jeremy Piven into a long-term relationship! According to insiders, Jeremy, 51, and Lindsey flirted up a storn at the Red Bull Summer Pre-Game event at the Standard Hotel in L.A. on July 12 before taking the party elsewhere that evening.

"Jeremy thought Lindsey was this great, easy-going girl, but she turned into a total stage-five clinger," reveals a close friend of the Entourage alum's. "She constantly calling and texting him, asking when they're going to hang out again. It's gotten so bad, Jeremy's even considering blocking her number." (Print Edition)
Jeremy is being a total dick about this. The next time he calls Lindsey because he needs help grabbing something from the top shelf, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't return his call. Sorry you can't reach that box of pancake mix, Jeremy. Looks like you'll have to have something else for breakfast.

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Rihanna leaving Tape nightclub in Mayfair, London (8/21)

Rihanna and Justin Bieber were both spotted partying at Tape nightclub in London a few nights ago so, without any proof or pictures or reports, I'm just gonna assume they're banging now. That's the easiest thing to do. This is Justin Bieber's world. We're all just visiting. And I've finally accepted that.

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Lady Gaga leaving the Empire State Building in New York (7/3)

Is Lady Gaga definitely possibly hooking up with Hollywood vet Ray Liotta? Maybe! And you can take that rock-solid confirmation to the bank! From the New York Post:
Newly single Lady Gaga had dinner with an unexpected, and eligible, companion, we're told. Gaga -- who recently split from fiance Taylor Kinney -- was spotted in a private room at L'Artusi with "Goodfellas" star Ray Liotta.

"They looked super chummy and like they know each other well," said a spy.

The pair left their table together a couple of times to smoke, according to the onlooker, and lingered at the cozy West Village spot past 10:30 p.m.
I really hope this is true. Because I want to imagine Ray Liotta picking up Lady Gaga for a first date.

Gaga: "Ray, are you a vegetarian?"
Ray: "No."
Gaga: "Okay, good." ... *grabs meat coat*

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R.Kelly and Halle Calhoun

So R. Kelly might be banging a teenager. No, but it's totally cool because she's 19. Next year she'll pretty much be an old maid. "Back in my day, I had to walk uphill both ways to find a good WiFi network!" From the New York Post:
This weekend rumors started circulating that the "Trapped in the Closet" singer, 49, is dating 19-year-old Halle Calhoun.The possible couple was spotted out and about in Atlanta over the weekend leading many to speculate that the two are now an official item, reports VH1. Plus, Calhoun has posted three photos of the pair looking cozy to her Instagram account over the last six months.

The 30-year gap between them has people talking because of Kelly's past involvement with underage girls.
Over the legal age of 18, but still too young to remember that he was arrested for possessing Jared-from-Subway-levels of child porn -- some of it homemade --  back in 2002. R. Kelly is one smooth motherfucker.

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Lewis Hamilton and a mystery woman on a yacht off St. Tropez (7/21)

Last week, Formula 1 star -- and Nicole Scherzinger's ex -- Lewis Hamilton was spotted leaving Rita Ora's house early in the morning (pic below), presumably after a night of arts and crafts, Connect Four, and ghost stories (they had dinner together last month). And now here's Lewis on a yacht with a scantily-clad woman in St. Tropez yesterday. Don't worry, Rita, you can still totally believe all that "soul mate" stuff Lewis told you before you fucked made love. That's probably just his really good, platonic friend -- you know, like a sister to him. "OMG, besties vacation with my sis!!!"

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*30 Lewis Hamilton pictures total in the gallery:

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Nina Agdal in her work clothes

In case you're wondering what Leo DiCaprios is doing right now, he's waking up next to Nina Agdal on a private island in the Bahamas. Living the dream. From Page Six:
Leo DiCaprio and his latest blond model girlfriend, Nina Agdal, are on a romantic trip to the Bahamas, even though his reps have denied they're dating.

The Oscar winner and Danish Sports Illustrated model have been spending time in the Bahamas, and visited the private island of Over Yonder Cay, which rents at an astonishing $75,000 per night with a minimum seven-night stay. It's believed that Leo did not pick up the tab for the stay, but was invited by a wealthy pal. He was pictured on the beach with Florida lawyer Horst Ferrero.

DiCaprio and Agdal are on the trip with his best pal Lukas Haas and Haas' girlfriend Josey Auguste, and other friends.
So not only is Leo banging Nina Agdal on this $75k/night private island, but he's not even paying for it. What a dick. I think my head would explode if I got a free vacation on a private island. Hell, I get excited when they don't charge me for avocado at Subway. Dammit I need to stop reading about Leo DiCaprio. My life sucks.

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Rita Ora leaving Mr. Chow in London (6/24)

Rita Ora may be doing Nicole Scherzinger's ex, Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton. The two were spotted on a date on Friday night at Mr. Chow in London. That's Rita leaving the restaurant, above. Lewis followed her out a minute or so later because obviously he doesn't want the paparazzi getting a picture of the two of them. Then the whole world would know his embarrassing little secret that he likes hot chicks with big tits. For shame!

*25 Rita Ora and Lewis Hamilton pictures total in the gallery:

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Hilary Duff leaving a gym in Beverly Hills (6/1)

E! says Hilary Duff is "casually" dating her personal trainer, Jason Walsh, whatever the hell that means. I think it means her son isn't calling him daddy yet.
Duff and Walsh were recently spotted on a dinner date at pizzeria il Fico in Los Angeles. The duo enjoyed some slices while watching Kobe Bryant's last basketball game in the NBA.

"It was just the two of them, but it was a busy night, so the restaurant was packed and they were watching the game like everyone else," an insider tells E! News. "They looked like they were having fun, because the game was crazy, but I didn't notice them acting affectionate or anything. They were just watching and cheering with everybody in the restaurant."
This is every trainer's dream with their hot clients, right? "Okay, two more reps and then you take your clothes off and ride me like a horse." He can totally do shit like that and it's not even weird. Lucky!

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Justin Bieber and Rita Ora leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood (6/1)

Add Rita Ora to the list of chicks Justin Bieber has nailed. The two were spotted leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood late Wednesday night/early Thursday morning. I know they could have been there just as friends, but Rita wore this skirt (with gratuitous upskirt here). That's not a "just friends" skirt. That's a "it's the vernal equinox, my field is tilled, and I'm ready for your seed" skirt . . . dammit I need to stop reading Farmer's Almanac. It's really screwing with my analogies.

*30 Justin Bieber and Rita Ora pictures total in the gallery:

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Heather Graham filming Angie Tribeca in Studio City (2/3)

FYI: Gwyneth Paltrow's ex Chris Martin is probably banging Heather Graham. Nice ass if you can get it. From Entertainment Tonight:
Chris Martin and Heather Graham enjoyed a fun, barefoot stroll along the beach in Malibu, California on Sunday, and the pair couldn't have looked happier.

The Coldplay frontman and the actress were all smiles as they chatted while walking up and down the sandy shore of Paradise Cove -- with Martin rocking a bright blue sweatshirt and black sweatpants and Graham donning a flowy, low-cut sundress and wide-brimmed hat.

It's unclear how the two know each other, but they sure seemed to be enjoying each other's company. According to an eyewitness, the pair left a residence near the beach and walked together for nearly a mile and half before returning to the house.
Having been married to Gwyneth Paltrow, this must be a very confusing time for Chris. Especially if he takes a stroll through a park with Heather and she stops for some water at a drinking fountain. "What in the devil is this drinking fountain contraption? I thought drinking water only came in bottles sourced from virginal streams flowing out of the Himalayas?!? Was I living a lie my entire marriage?!?

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