Kendall Jenner leaving the Trump Soho Hotel in New York
Orlando Bloom and Kendall Jenner? Sure, why not. The Sun
says Orlando has been banging the reality star all summer. And, yes, once a reality star, always a reality star. I don't care if Kendall's elected president in 20 years. She'll still be a reality star. Via the Daily Mail
According to The Sun on Sunday, the 38-year-old actor and the 19-year-old face of Calvin Klein have enjoyed a number of dates since they were allegedly seen getting cosy at a film screening in Los Angeles, in July.
According to the paper, Orlando - who is twice Kendall's age- and the oldest of Caitlyn and Kris Jenner's daughters have been on a number of low-key dates over the summer. And on one particular occasion the Lord Of The Rings star is believed to have really laid on the romance, by treating Kendall to a meal at Bui Sushi, in Malibu, before taking her on a sunset drive.
A source revealed the pair have been seeing each other secretly, saying: "The age difference doesn't seem to bother them although it's far too early for either to tell if it's going to develop into something serious."
I'm not buying this for a second. This has clearly been planted by Orlando's people to drum up some buzz about him. It's not that I think Orlando couldn't bang a hot 19-year-old -- he clearly can and has. It's just that he's not, to put it gently, Kylie's "type" if you catch my drift. He's never even been in a Tyler Perry movie. What the hell would they talk about?
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Miley Cyrus out for breakfast in Studio City
Haven't heard much from Dane Cook lately. I guess it's hard competing with the likes of Louis C.K. and Bill Burr when your day job at the car wash takes up all of your time. But hey, he still has his penis. And right now it's in Miley Cyrus. Literally. She likes morning sex. From Us Weekly
A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that the "Hands of Love" singer and comedian Dane Cook are "hooking up."
Why does seeing the phrase "hooking up" in quotes makes me feel like Us Weekly
is run by a bunch of 80-year-olds?
The 22-year-old -- who has said she likes "funny" men -- and Jessica Simpson's ex are longtime pals. In December 2013, they had an impromptu dance party at L.A. club The Woods. And this past March, when her then-love, Patrick Schwarzenegger, was snapped doing body shots off a bikini-clad girl on spring break, she regrammed a self-addressed post from Cook, 43, that read, "Don't you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst."
So Miley's back to men now? Because before, she was banging Stella Maxwell
. And before that, Patrick Schwarzenegger. Back and forth; back and forth. It's so confusing. If Miley starts banging Caitlyn Jenner, and then Chaz Bono, my head is going to fucking explode.SHOWER THOUGHT OF THE DAY
: Kim Davis would have issued a marriage license to Bruce Jenner and Chastity Bono ten years ago, but would she still do it today?
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Xenia Deli in her work clothes
Justin Bieber is banging Moldovan model Xenia Deli? Sure, why not. He was bored. From the Daily Mail
The pair were spotted cosying up on a date on Friday night in Los Angeles. Fans took snaps and recorded videos of the couple as they enjoyed a night together at a piano bar, having walked in together hand-in-hand. Justin even took to the keys and serenaded her with a few songs, including the Beatles' Let It Be, as she sidled up beside him on the bench.
At one stage, Bieber shared a snap on Instagram of their footsie-playing feet beneath the piano - his in flat white trainers, hers in pointed white shoes showing major toe cleavage - but he swiftly deleted it.
The 25-year-old is also set to appear alongside the singer in the video for the much-hyped new song, What Do You Mean, in which she is reported to be playing the main role.
I uploaded a few videos of myself singing in the shower to YouTube and I got, like, 250 views. Justin Bieber uploaded a few videos to YouTube and he got to bang Xenia Deli. That doesn't seem fair. That doesn't seem fair at all. Maybe it was because I dropped the soap?
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Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne at Fashion Week London earlier this year
Kendall Jenner is currently hooking up with Nick Jonas
, but she may also be getting a little on the side from her British supermodel BFF Cara Delevingne. Bow chicka wow wow
. From Star
"They were giddy, holding hands and laughing all night. They looked really comfortable together," an eyewitness tells Star.
The couple-up is not surprise to those close to Kendall, 19. "All her girlfriends are boy crazy, yet she never talks about guys," says an insider. "Everyone's noticed Kendall and Cara's flirtations and can see they're definitely attracted to each other."
Cara, 22 who's openly bisexual, has been dating singer St. Vincent, 32 - who has no doubt noticed the attraction too.(Print Edition)
The big winner in this? Nick Jonas. He gets over his break-up from Miss Universe
by stumbling into a prime threesome opportunity with Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne. Lucky bastard. He better get reincarnated as Jonah Hill's diarrhea in his next life just to even the Universe out. Oh god . . . did I just use the term "Jonah Hill's diarrhea"? I disgust me.
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Kendall Jenner shopping in Beverly Hills
Nick Jonas has moved on
from Miss Universe Olivia Culpo and is now banging Kendall Jenner. And it's all thanks to Gigi Hadid. He should send her a fruit basket or something. From Us Weekly
The blonde model, 20, and her boyfriend Joe Jonas recently reintroduced Jenner and Joe's brother but their reasons for playing cupid weren't completely selfless. "Gigi wants Kendall around all the time," says a source. "She thinks it would be fun for all of them to hang out."
Plus, the duo, dubbed G.I. Joe by their friend Cara Delevingne, knew it wouldn't be difficult to coordinate those group dates. "They are all going to end up hanging out regardless, so it seems like a simple situation, which could be a lot of fun," the source adds.
They're going to hang out anyways, so it's a simple situation? Is that how young people think nowadays? "I'm gonna see you all the time anyways, so I might as well blow you." God dammit I grew up in the wrong decade. Back in my day I'd have to wear my finest slap bracelet and put on an Ace of Base CD and other 90s' references just to hold a girl's hand -- left of course. My right hand was strictly for playing pogs and other 90s' references.
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Christine Ouzounian heading to the Bel-Air Hotel in Bel Air
Here's the first picture of Ben Affleck's nanny Christine Ouzounian since rumors emerged that he's now dating her after his split from Jennifer Garner. So . . . yeah. Jennifer Garner: not a smart woman. She might as well have hired a Fleshlight.
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Amanda Dufner cheated with Tiger Woods
PGA pro Jason Dufner and his wife Amanda had what seemed like the perfect marriage. They were always on vacation and always having fun, which Amanda chronicled on her Instagram. And then earlier this year, surprisingly, they divorced. There were whispers that Tiger Woods played a part in it, and now The Enquirer
is claiming that Tiger's balls definitely ended up in Amanda's hole:
"Even though Tiger dated Lindsey [Vonn] for years, he had a 'thing' for Amanda," a source told The Enquirer. "At first, it was just innocent flirting, but earlier this year it became serious."
According to the source, Woods and Boyd have been carrying on their steamy affair for months.
"Amanda is gorgeous, and she's known as a big flirt with the other players on the PGA tour," said another insider. "I guess her flirty ways and good looks caught Tiger's eye. Right now, the only sure thing about Amanda and Tiger's relationship is that it will end with Tiger cheating on her!"
Tiger like golfing and cheating. Amanda likes golfers and cheating. I think we have a love connection here, folks! They're gonna be just like Romeo and Juliet! . . . you know, if Romeo was also fucking the local seamstress while trying to woo Juliet.
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Minka Kelly at The French Laundry in Yountville, CA
Sean Penn is so distraught at being dumped by Charlize Theron that he's moved onto banging Minka Kelly. Poor fella. Hope he has a good therapist. From Us Weekly
A source confirms to Us that Penn treated Kelly and a couple of friends to a "very pricey meal" at Thomas Keller's elite eatery The French Laundry in Napa, Calif., for the Almost Human actress' 35th birthday. (TMZ was first to report the outing, with photos of the pair at the restaurant.)
The insider says that Penn -- whose famous exes include Theron, Scarlett Johansson, and ex-wives Madonna and Robin Wright -- flew up to Napa with a pal on the night of June 23, and met Kelly and her girlfriend for dinner. The two apparently met at a benefit the actor threw for his Haiti relief organization J/P HRO.
"That was their first date, but it was a group setting," the insider tells Us of the birthday feast at French Laundry. "It was more of a 'let's see how this goes.'"\
The 9-course tasting menu at The French Laundry runs $295. A wine pairing will set you back another $200. Throw in some pre-dinner champagne, tax, and tip, and Sean dropped about $3,000 on this meal for everyone. I can't stand the guy, but god dammit you better have put out for him, Minka. Hell, if I take a girl to McDonald's, I'm expecting at least a handjob.
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Kelly Rohrbach in a bikini
Stop me if you've heard this before, but Leo DiCaprio may have found "the one." Her name is Kelly Rohrbach and she's young, blonde, and looks fucking amazing in a bikini. In other words, she ticks every box for Leo From the New York Post
Riding through the streets of Midtown on blue Citi Bikes earlier this month, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kelly Rohrbach came to a halt at a red light. The 25-year-old model, wearing sexy white overall shorts, leaned over and locked lips with the scruffy leading man.
The kiss confirmed rumors swirling since April -- that the 40-year-old modelizer was indeed romancing the leggy blonde crowned this year's Swimsuit Rookie of the Year by Sports Illustrated.
I know what you're thinking: Doesn't it get boring for Leo banging hot blonde bikini model after hot blonde bikini model. No. The answer is no. It's like In-N-Out. Give me a Double-Double every day, and I will eat the fuck out of it.
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Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid leaving Noah's Bagels in Westwood
Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid are definitely doing it. The two were spotted
at the same restaurant last week in Beverly Hills, and now here they are leaving a bagel shop in Westwood on Saturday. Bagel shop as in bagels. Bagels as in what you eat in the morning. Morning as what comes after night. Night as in staying the night together. Staying the night together as in sex. Sex as in premarital sex. Premarital sex as why do you hate Jesus, Joe? Why do you hate Jesus?
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