Holly Montag

Heidi Montag out and about in Malibu (10/16)

Heidi Montag wouldn't go to her sister Holly's birthday party at Empire nightclub last weekend because the club wouldn't pay her an appearance fee. I hate to break this to you Heidi, but you're not that important. No one cares about you. If you showed up to a club I was at, I would go somewhere else, or just go home. From Fox News:

Holly Montag celebrated her 26th Birthday at Empire Hollywood in Los Angeles on Saturday night, but notably absent from the festive affair was Holly’s little sis, Heidi Montag and her hubby Spencer Pratt. We’re told Heidi was invited, but was a no-show.

"Holly was really wishing that her sister could just be a sister and stop by her birthday party, but Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid," an insider snitched to Tarts. "I mean, this is her sister and she wouldn’t even show up without a fee. That’s disgusting."

Doesn't this seem backwards? You'd think it would be Heidi that would have to pay for people to show up at her events. Sadly, selling out your family to make a few bucks is nothing new in Hollywood -- Joe Jackson is actually teaching a class about it next semester at UCLA. Of course, if Heidi really wants to surround herself with people that pay to hang out with her, there's always one other option: join a sorority.

Holly Montag and Stephanie Pratt leaving Yogen Fruz in Beverly Hills (7/30)

Every time I read a story about these dumb chicks from The Hills, I get more and more angry with the president of MTV for giving them a creative outlet. My hatred for him is so intense that I'd honestly like him to be hanged, racked, and disemboweled like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.  From the New York Post:

"THE Hills" stars Holly Montag, Stacie Hall and Stephanie Pratt were nearly barred from the Asics VMA party at 40/40 for being too high-spirited. After begging security, they were allowed in to party with Jay-Z, Rihanna and Justin Timberlake. Then, when Pratt ordered champagne, her credit card was declined. She asked Montag to hand over her card and left with Hall. A source said Holly appeared not to want to pay for the bottle, "but the waitress wouldn't give her card back until she signed the bill."

Pratt also made a scene at In Touch Weekly's shindig at St. Bart's church. A spy says she wandered around looking "wobbly" and was later "hysterically crying . . . She was a total mess."

Of course Stephanie Pratt's credit card was declined -- her brother maxed it out buying feed for his wife. Considering how screwed up these chicks' principles are, there's probably only one thing they'd consider more embarrassing than having their credit card declined: dropping out of school forgetting to wear underwear not color-coordinating their belt with their handbag.