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Holly Madison , Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson (aka "The Girls Next Door") attending LMG Studios' grand opening in Beverly Hills, California. (1/30)
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Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison
Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Holly Madison, just got a promotion at Playboy and is now the magazine's junior photo editor which is totally not a job Hugh made up to keep her busy. She told the New York Post:
"I think readers are sick of seeing the same cookie-cutter blondes. I'm looking for natural bodies. I pay attention to what readers write in - and they do like to see diversity." (Source)
Holly's right! Who wants to see perfect ten blondes with size zero waists and tits out to their chin? Certainly not this guy. Hairy arm pits, crooked teeth, and bad skin, I dig the natural look! But seriously, if I wanted women in my smut magazines to look more plain/average/attainable, I'd subscribe to National Geographic . . . those rainforest sluts barely wear anything and seem sooooo approachable.
Holly Madison, one of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends (his favorite btw), may be pregnant. Rumors started circulating last week after the 27-year-old beauty's behavior on a trip to Monaco with Hef:
Madison shunned alcohol, wore figure-concealing outfits and skipped parties, including a 22nd birthday bash for fellow Hef-ette Kendra Wilkinson. A Playboy rep assures us, "Holly is not pregnant, although she would like to be in the near future."
The New York Daily News adds:
The alpha bunny in Hef's hutch has gone so far as to let Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt know she can handle the breast-feeding herself. "I want to have kids with Hef in the next year or so," she told a journo. "When that happens, I just want it to be me and him." (Source)
Wow, competing against the other two chicks is just like the Olympics only instead of winning a gold medal and worldwide admiration you win sperm from a guy who was born when Calvin Coolidge was still in office. In other words, where do I sign up?
And just for the hell of it here's an old clip of Holly circa 2001 from the PlayStation game Hooter's Road Trip. Amazon.com describes Hooter's Road Trip as:
Buckle up for some good-ol', full-throttle action racing from Florida to California and compete for your chance to hang out with the Hooters girls. Choose from a garage full of smokin' rods. There are 16 cars from which to choose, including seven bonus cars to keep pace as the race heats up. You can also blast tunes from Hooters rockin' presets. (Source)
I wish I made that up. The clip:
Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, two of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends from the show "The Girls Next Door," caused quite a stir after they showed up at the "kid-centric" Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch wearing suggestive Halloween costumes. According to paparazzi clearinghouse X17, parents (females most likely) on the scene "were disgusted" and one photo editor (again probably female) called it "inappropriate." These offended parents need to chill out. Are they forgetting that Halloween was invented by Benjamin Franklin in the 1790s as an excuse for women to dress up in slutty costumes and act like whores? It's one of the goddamn foundations of our country!
