Holly Madison and Criss Angel at the Vegas premiere of REPO! The Genetic Opera (11/6)
+ Audrina has ridiculous boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Marisa Miller Nude Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Rumer Willis wants to be a serial killer [Just Jared]
+ Awesome gallery of supermodel nip slips [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rihanna passed out, almost on stage [The Blemish]
+ Brande Roderick nearly naked? Sure! [Holy Taco]
+ Jogging with big boobs is fun [Attuworld]
+ Super sexy Eva Horvath is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Kate Beckinsale talks about her body [Cele|bitchy]
Hef can't make babies
Holly Madison is finally opening up ("opening up" heh heh heh) about her shocking breakup with Hugh Hefner that everyone saw coming ("coming" heh heh heh . . . I really need to grow up). She told In Touch Weekly:
"The only way I could be happy staying there was if we'd turned our relationship into something more traditional. I wanted to have kids. When that wasn't possible, I realized that I had to be honest with Hef and break it off."
You mean Holly wanted to be with someone more "traditional" than an 80-year-old porn peddler who lives in a mansion built on exposed labias? But where could she ever find such a guy? Frankly, at this point Holly could hook up with King Tut's mummified remains and that relationship would still be considered more socially acceptable. And unlike Hef, he'd at least be hard.
Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially split
Hugh Hefner confirmed his break up with Girls Next Door star Holly Madison. He told Us Weekly:
"I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly. [After the break-up] I was road kill a couple of weeks ago. We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out. She became very depressed." (Source)
Poor Hugh. I don't know how he's gonna cope with this break-up. Oh wait, yes I do: 18-year-old vagina. Feeling bad for Hugh Hefner breaking up with his girlfriend is like feeling bad for Bill Gates losing his wallet.
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Holly Madison nip slip
Holly Madison gave the paparazzi a show yesterday while leaving the Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills. And she didn't even charge admission! For those of you keeping track, the number of people who've never seen Holly's boobs is now down to four.
Holly Madison outside Boardners restaurant in Hollywood (9/2)
Gee what a shock, Holly Madison is acting like a whore. If she's looking to get a reaction out of people, she should pick up a book with a title that doesn't start with "coloring."
Dasha Astafieva
Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has supposedly fallen for a Ukranian model, holding hands with her, sitting in on her photos shoots -- and his three girlfriends are pissed. Dasha Astafieva first caught Hefner's eye after being invited to the Playboy Mansion in a search for a cover model for the New Year's issue. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Dasha's natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef's heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her." (Source)
If Hef is stunned by Dasha's "natural endowments," her body must be smoking -- especially since the guy's seen more ass than a proctologist and Nick Hogan's cellmate combined! Maybe Hef's infatuation with Dasha marks a nationwide trend away from plastic Barbie wannabes like his current trio of girlfriends, and towards all-natural women. Or maybe it just means the warranty on their tits is almost up.
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Last month it was revealed there was some major drama going down in the Playboy Mansion between two of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. Now the New York Post claims Kendra may be getting her ass dumped. A friend of Wilkinson's told the paper:
"Holly and Bridget hate her. They're totally jealous. She has her own empire now. She's got a clothing line, a modeling career and an exercise empire. They're just sitting there hangin' with Hef. Kendra was never really Hef's girlfriend. She was cast for the show [E!'s 'The Girls Next Door'] because Bridget and Holly are old, and they needed a young hot girl for Hef. She was selected from a bunch of Playmate wannabes . . . She's definitely out. There are too many rules and Holly and Bridget want her gone. They're so mean to her."Wilkinson has had a hard time sticking to the rules of the Playboy mansion - which include a curfew and a strict "no dating other men" line.
"She goes out all the time really late and parties," her pal says. "She's definitely been linked with other guys . . . She likes rappers and sports guys." (Source)
Kendra has a "clothing line"? That's impossible. The only kind of clothing Kendra knows anything about are birthday suits. And what makes her such an expert on exercise anyway? The only muscles she's been flexing over the past couple of years are found in her jaw. Besides, calling Holly (28) and Bridgette (34) old is insulting to a guy like Hef . . . especially since his artificial hip is older than both of them combined.
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Kendra and Holly hate each other
Bad times at the Playboy Mansion. Basically Holly (r) is a bitch and everybody in the Playboy empire hates her, especially Kendra Wilkinson (l). TMZ says:
TMZ spies tell us Hef's number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist ... causing major drama with the staff and on the set of "The Girls Next Door." We're told everyone "hates" Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting.It's gotten so bad, those two can't be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that's posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur. As for Bridget, she's Switzerland, often trying, but failing, to keep the peace.
Our spies also say Holly's ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag's spreads -- which is not going over well with longtime employees. (Source)
I knew this would happen when once Hef hired Holly as a junior editor at the magazine. I knew the power would go to her head. You know how the old saying goes -- give a woman nine inches and she takes a mile . . .
Holly Madison
Holly Madison at the AFI Tribute to Warren Beatty held at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood (6/12)
