Holly Madison

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 11

Holly Madison leaving Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sarah Hyland and Ty Burrell filming Modern Family at UCLA in Westwood (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara shopping at CVS in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Nicole Richie shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz out and about in the West Village of New York (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford at the opening of the OMEGA boutique in Moscow (pics start here)

Mandy Moore shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ted Danson and his wife Mary Steenburgen out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Antje Traue on the set of Man of Steel in Vancouver (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Claire Danes eating lunch at La Scala in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jason Segel out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett leaving Chelsea Lately studios in Culver City (pics start here)

Pippa Middleton out and about in London (pics start here)

*118 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Holly Madison has the most valuable boobs in the world

In news straight out of the Publicity Stunts 101 class she took at the local community college, Holly Madison has insured her breasts for $1 million with Lloyd's of London. She told People:

"I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets. I think it's kind of funny. I think they're getting the credit they deserve. They're my primary money makers right now."

I mean . . . wow. Holly didn't just slap the women's rights movement in the face, she slapped it and then raped it in its asshole. Dammit I love her.

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Holly Madison "wins" the dumbest award of all time

WENN says: Holly Madison receives the "Beautiful Humanitarian Award" at the North American Hairstyling Awards held at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada (7/30)

I swear to god, I didn't make up one word in that last sentence. This, this is why the terrorists hate us.

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Holly Madison and her boyfriend Josh Strickland at Disneyland in Anaheim (6/8)

MY CAPTION: Holly Madison spotted riding Disneyland's new "Raise Your Hand if You're a Whore" ride.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Holly Madison at The Animal Foundation's 8th Annual "Best In Show" at The Orleans Arena in Las Vegas (5/1)

MY CAPTION: Considering that she used to date Hugh Hefner, that dog is only the second most embarrassing thing that's ever licked her.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*20 Holly Madison pictures total in the gallery:

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Here's some pics of Holly Madison being her typical low-key self yesterday at her handprint ceremony at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. Gosh, if I hadn't told you she was in these pictures, you wouldn't even know that she was there.

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Holly Madison at the MAGIC trade show at the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Las Vegas (2/14)

Honestly, I've been staring at this picture of Holly Madison for the past two hours trying to think of a legitimate reason she would've crouched down in a short skirt in front of a room full of people. All I keep coming up with is that she's a slutty attention whore. You know what . . . I think Holly Madison might be a slutty attention whore.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, November 17

Holly Madison leaving the 2010 Global Gaming Expo at the Las Vegas Convention Center (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland at the grand opening of Eden South Beach in Miami (pics here)

Ashlee Simpson out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Katie Price (aka Jordan) launching her new fragrance "Precious Love" at The Worx in London (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman, daughter Sunday Rose, and husband Keith Urban leaving their apartment in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Swank leaving the Sheryl Crow concert at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart leaving La Conversation cafe in Hollywood (pics start here)

Anna Kournikova at a press conference for a tennis event benefitting the Elton John AIDS Foundation in Washington D.C. (pics start here)

Mischa Barton filming her new reality show in L.A. (pics start here)

Leah Remini leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Kristin Chenoweth performing at the unveiling of the Lord & Taylor 2010 Christmas Window in New York (pics start here)

Elle Macpherson leaving her daughter's school in London (pics start here)

Larry David on the set of Curb Your Enthusiasm in Santa Monica (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Holly Madison at the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas (9/6)

Hey look, Holly Madison is lasering off her Playboy bunny lower back tattoo. Up next: applying for membership at the local country club.

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Holly Madison bought her friend D-cups

God bless you Holly Madison and your whorish outlook on life, God bless you to hell. From Life & Style:

Holly Madison made best friend Angel Porrino’s (pic here - the chick in a bikini on the right) dream come true when she bought her a boob job for her 21st birthday in the July 18 episode of Holly’s World.  “It was something I always thought about,” Angel tells Life & Style exclusively about her pal and personal assistant. “I had 50 year-old boobs at age 20,” the single mom says about her A-cup breasts, which never regained their natural shape after the 2009 birth of her son, Roman. “It was bad.”

“I’ve known Angel since she was 18, and she’s always been talking about getting a boob job,” Holly Madison tells Life & Style. “It’s really exciting to be able to buy a friend a present that she’s super, super excited about,” says Holly, who paid for the gift with the money she earned hosting Angel’s birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas.

And Angel is a satisfied customer. “They’re proportionate to my body,” says the bubbly bombshell about her new D-cup breasts. “I’m just more confident, and I don’t think there’s anything else about my body that I would want to change.”

What a coincidence. Angel Porrino having bigger boobs is a "dream come true" for me too. Sadly, ditzy blondes with Size 0 waists and D-cup boobs are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. If Holly really wanted to get Angel something that would have helped her career in Tinseltown, she would have bought her an abortion last year. True, there are some single moms who look like Angel that make it in the entertainment industry. They're called strippers.

*24 pictures total in the gallery: