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Holly Madison at Studio 54 in Las Vegas (10/31)

Holly Madison and Aubrey O'Day are not safe for work

Courtesty of storyonline.hu (Your #1 Source for Hot Hungarian Gossip!), from the burlesque show the two are starring in in Vegas, here's a topless pic of Aubrey O'Day and an "Exhibit A on why not to get seven boob jobs" pic of Holly Madison. Personally I think Holly looks great. I've always wanted to bang a chick who had nipples like a compass, one pointing north, the other south.
 
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Holly Madison outside Mary O'Connor's house in L.A. (Hugh Hefner's personal assistant; she was hosting a baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson) (9/9)

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Holly Madison topless!

Courtesy of The Sun, here's some topless pics of Holly Madison. The pics were taken last year for a Playboy spread but never appeared in the magazine. Probably because Holly and Hef broke up. I swear, you forcibly strip a woman of her clothes, lock her up in shackles, and throw her in a pool to drown one time and suddenly they want to "see other people." Boy if I had a nickel . . .

NOTE: To see the uncensored pic of Holly Madison topless, click the headline pic and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Holly Madison bikini pics! (TAO Beach @ The Venetian, Las Vegas - 7/4)

How cool. Holly Madison celebrated the Fourth by dressing up like George Washington from the head up. You really can do incredible things with makeup nowadays. Wait, she's not wearing any makeup? Oh . . . in retrospect, dumping the guy that had the professional makeup artist, hairdresser, and plastic surgeon on staff maybe wasn't the best idea.

Holly Madison at Prive nightclub in Las Vegas (6/26)

Criss Angel must have some incriminating pictures of Holly Madison or something because incredibly, she crawled back to him again. From Star:

The former Girls Next Door star, 30, and Criss, 41, who split in March after four months, have secretly reconnected since she moved from L.A. to Sin City, where he also performs.

“Holly still had feelings for Criss, so around mid-June she gave him a call,” says a source. “She was thrilled when he asked to meet for drinks. They’ve seen each other a few times since!”

Kids, this is why you should want to be just like Criss when you grow up. Sure being a teacher, circus clown, or drunken vagrant may be more prestigious, but they don't have the perks that come with being a magician. Through his knowledge of black magic and sorcery, Chris gained possession of some kind of mystical amulet that enables him to control the minds of beautiful young women. I believe it's called "money."

Holly Madison bikini pics!

Holly Madison is now in the Guinness Book of World Records. Kind of. She led 300 women in the "World's Largest Bikini Parade" yesterday in Las Vegas. The parade also set the record for "Largest Gathering of Unemployed Women in Bikinis Seriously Get a Fucking Job." Interestingly, this isn't Holly's first entry in the book. From 2001-2007 -- roughly the time she was dating Hugh Hefner -- she set the record for "Most Nights in a Row Fallen Asleep While Weeping Softly."

Holly Madison and the douche

Holly Madison is severing all ties with Playboy. She recently quit her job at the magazine to spend more time in Las Vegas with her boyfriend Criss "Douche" Angel. From TMZ:

We're told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine -- all because she wants to spend more time in Las Vegas with the world's lamest illusionist. Our sources say she's been nonexistent at the Playboy workplace for awhile now. (Source)

What a blow to the magazine. One can only hope Hef finds someone soon to fill Holly's role of showing up occasionally and asking dumb questions. "Why are cameras called cameras?"

Criss Angel's a pussy

Is Criss "don't call me Chris" Angel trying to sound like a pussy? If so, bravo dude, bravo. Very well played. From People:

The illusionist and his girlfriend, Girls Next Door star Holly Madison, smooched and snuggled together Friday night as they celebrated their joint birthdays at Las Vegas's LAX Nightclub.

"I don't want anything for Christmas," Angel, 41, told People. "I just want Holly, love, health and happiness, and I have all of those things." As for his birthday request, he said, "I'm hoping Holly will just put a bow in her head and that will be my present." (Source)

For once I actually agree with Criss Angel. There's only one thing a guy could possibly want from Holly on his birthday that would be worthwhile: her body . . . oh, and having her teeth, vocal chords, and last boyfriend's denture marks removed. It's kind of sweet to see these two in love. It almost makes you overlook the fact that he's a glorified birthday party clown, and that she used to be a concubine.

Holly Madison and Criss Angel at the Vegas premiere of REPO! The Genetic Opera (11/6)

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