The former Girls Next Door star, 30, and Criss, 41, who split in March after four months, have secretly reconnected since she moved from L.A. to Sin City, where he also performs.Kids, this is why you should want to be just like Criss when you grow up. Sure being a teacher, circus clown, or drunken vagrant may be more prestigious, but they don't have the perks that come with being a magician. Through his knowledge of black magic and sorcery, Chris gained possession of some kind of mystical amulet that enables him to control the minds of beautiful young women. I believe it's called "money."
“Holly still had feelings for Criss, so around mid-June she gave him a call,” says a source. “She was thrilled when he asked to meet for drinks. They’ve seen each other a few times since!”
We're told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine -- all because she wants to spend more time in Las Vegas with the world's lamest illusionist. Our sources say she's been nonexistent at the Playboy workplace for awhile now. (Source)What a blow to the magazine. One can only hope Hef finds someone soon to fill Holly's role of showing up occasionally and asking dumb questions. "Why are cameras called cameras?"
The illusionist and his girlfriend, Girls Next Door star Holly Madison, smooched and snuggled together Friday night as they celebrated their joint birthdays at Las Vegas's LAX Nightclub.For once I actually agree with Criss Angel. There's only one thing a guy could possibly want from Holly on his birthday that would be worthwhile: her body . . . oh, and having her teeth, vocal chords, and last boyfriend's denture marks removed. It's kind of sweet to see these two in love. It almost makes you overlook the fact that he's a glorified birthday party clown, and that she used to be a concubine.
"I don't want anything for Christmas," Angel, 41, told People. "I just want Holly, love, health and happiness, and I have all of those things." As for his birthday request, he said, "I'm hoping Holly will just put a bow in her head and that will be my present." (Source)
Holly Madison and Criss Angel at the Vegas premiere of REPO! The Genetic Opera (11/6)
+ Audrina has ridiculous boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Marisa Miller Nude Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Rumer Willis wants to be a serial killer [Just Jared]
+ Awesome gallery of supermodel nip slips [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rihanna passed out, almost on stage [The Blemish]
+ Brande Roderick nearly naked? Sure! [Holy Taco]
+ Jogging with big boobs is fun [Attuworld]
+ Super sexy Eva Horvath is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Kate Beckinsale talks about her body [Cele|bitchy]
Criss Angel and Holly Madison at the premiere of "Believe" Luxor in Las Vegas (11/1)
There were rumors this douche bag was tapping Holly, but now I guess they wouldn't be considered rumors. Please tell me this is another one of his illusions. "And for my next trick, I will kidnap a certain special someone's family and force her to make out with me against her will."
[WENN, Splash News, Pacific Coast News]
Hef can't make babies
Holly Madison is finally opening up ("opening up" heh heh heh) about her shocking breakup with Hugh Hefner that everyone saw coming ("coming" heh heh heh . . . I really need to grow up). She told In Touch Weekly:
"The only way I could be happy staying there was if we'd turned our relationship into something more traditional. I wanted to have kids. When that wasn't possible, I realized that I had to be honest with Hef and break it off."
You mean Holly wanted to be with someone more "traditional" than an 80-year-old porn peddler who lives in a mansion built on exposed labias? But where could she ever find such a guy? Frankly, at this point Holly could hook up with King Tut's mummified remains and that relationship would still be considered more socially acceptable. And unlike Hef, he'd at least be hard.
[Flynet, WENN]
Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially split
Hugh Hefner confirmed his break up with Girls Next Door star Holly Madison. He told Us Weekly:
"I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly. [After the break-up] I was road kill a couple of weeks ago. We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out. She became very depressed." (Source)
Poor Hugh. I don't know how he's gonna cope with this break-up. Oh wait, yes I do: 18-year-old vagina. Feeling bad for Hugh Hefner breaking up with his girlfriend is like feeling bad for Bill Gates losing his wallet.
Holly Madison nip slip
Holly Madison gave the paparazzi a show yesterday while leaving the Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills. And she didn't even charge admission! For those of you keeping track, the number of people who've never seen Holly's boobs is now down to four.
[Flynet]
