Happy Veterans Days To all the veterans and active personel, thanks for protecting my right to make dick jokes for a living. You rock.
Coolest thing you'll see all day (besides the kick-ass gallery of old WWII photos posted below):
Dogs welcoming home soldiers
Holly Madison and her fake boobs wish everyone a Happy Memorial Day
Condensing a day's worth of material down to one post for the holiday. Normal schedule of posting will resume tomorrow morning. Enjoy.
Bikinis: Hayden Panettiere (with James Blunt) in Cannes on Saturday (
pics here); Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Friday (
pics here); Phoebe Price in Cannes late last week (
pics here)
Douche Bags: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt filming a promo for
I'm A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here in L.A. on Saturday (
pics here); Jean-Claude Van Damme in the VIP area at the Chopard Charity Party in Cannes on Saturday (
pics here)
Whores: Paris Hilton at the
Inglorious Basterds premiere at Cannes late last week (
pics here)
Hot Chicks: Kate Beckinsale at Heathrow Airport on Sunday (
pics here); Sophia Bush shopping in Beverly Hills on Friday (
pics here)
WTF?: Halle Berry and her new lesbian hairdo in Marina Del Rey on Saturday (
pics here)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!: Arnold Schwarzenegger and his old man knees in Brentwood on Saturday (
pics here); Courtney Love leaving the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood on Saturday (
pics here)
Butts: Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on Saturday (
pics here)
Nip Slips: Italian actress Seno Scoperto at the premiere of
Visage at Cannes on Sunday (
pics here)
A Little Something for the Ladies: Matthew McConaughey playing tennis in Malibu on Saturday (
pics here)
Pissed Off Celebs: Natasha Henstridge leaving the Brentwood Country Mart on Saturday (
pics here)
Benjamin Franklin was such a pimp
Happy fourth! Cutting things a little short today to go get drunk and pick a fight with an Englishman. Stay safe. Pace yourself. And remember, I don't care how good she starts to look after that tenth beer, your cousin is still your cousin.
Jessica Simpson wishes you a happy Memorial Day
Woo hoo, half day! Suck on that Canada!
Celebslam's taking a little break for the new year and will be back on March 24th. Kidding, I'll be back tomorrow continuing to cause great shame and embarrasment to my family.
Aria Giovanni wishes us all a Merry Christmas. Celebslam will be back tomorrow!
