Holidays

Condensing a day of posts into one post because of the holiday. And what says holiday better than a pair of huge ol' fake juggs? Nothing, my friends. Nothing.

BIKINIS: Coco and her husband Ice-T hosting a party at Venus Pool Club in Las Vegas (pics start here)

WHORES: Paris Hilton arriving for a flight at Nice airport in France (pics start here)

CLEAVAGE: Nicole Scherzinger out and about in Monaco (pics start here)

THE DEVIL: Madonna at the Tel Aviv Dan Hotel in Israel (pics start here)

UPSKIRTS: Victoria Silvstedt leaving the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Ashley Greene arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!: Janice Dickinson in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

THAT'S A MAN, BABY: Fergie arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

MILFS: Gwen Stefani out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

SLUTS: Holly Madison hosting a party at Chateau Nightlub & Gardens in Las Vegas (pics start here)

GUYS WHO FUCKED KIM KARDASHIAN ON FILM: Ray J shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

FATTIES: Elizabeth Berkley out for lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

BIKINIS: Victoria Silvstedt at the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (pics start here)

CRAZY CHICKS: Paula Abdul attending her nephew's graduation at Brown University in Rhode Island (pics start here)

CHEATERS: Ashton Kutcher leaving Starbucks in Studio City (pics start here)

A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES: Zac Efron at the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Zoe Saldana in New York (pics start here)

BORING CHICKS: Ashley Tisdale leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

BUTTS: Nicole Scherzinger at the Formula One Grand Prix of Monaco (pics start here)

DRUNK CHICKS: Jennifer Lopez partying at Hyde nightclub at the Bellagio in Las Vegas (pics start here)

FORMER CELEBRITIES: Matthew Perry arriving at a friend's house in Malibu (pics start here)

BIKINIS: Kendall Jenner behind the scenes of her Flavor magazine photoshoot (pics start here)

MIDGETS: Pete Wentz leaving Ralph's supermarket in Malibu (pics start here)

ASSHOLES: Alec Baldwin at the premiere of Mud during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Vanessa Hudgens at the Amber Fashion Show and Charity Auction in Monaco (pics start here)

PLEASE GO AWAY: Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

MILFS: Heidi Klum leaving her kids' karate class in L.A. (pics start here)

DOUCHE BAGS: Brody Jenner at a gas station in Malibu (pics start here)

CRAZY GUYS: Gary Busey and his family in Malibu (pics start here)

BIKINIS: Model Lara Croft hosting a party at Pleasure Pool at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas (pics start here)

*256 pictures total in the gallery:

Ashley Tisdale bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/2)

Happy Fourth of July! Celebslam will be back to a normal posting schedule tomorrow morning. In the meantime, enjoy 89 pictures (no, really) of the incredibly-boring Ashley Tisdale at her birthday party in Malibu on Saturday flirting with Vanessa Hudgens' ex-boyfriend Zac Efron. Ashley better hope Vanessa doesn't see these pics because she will cut a white bitch.

*89 Ashley Tisdale pictures total in the gallery:

Happy Memorial Day!

Condensing a day's worth of material down to one post for the holiday. Normal schedule of posting will resume tomorrow morning. Enjoy.

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Minka Kelly hailing a cab in New York (pics start here)

MILFS: Elizabeth Hurley leaving The Box nightclub in London (pics start here)

A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES: Hugh Jackman out and about in the Greenwich Village section of New York (pics start here)

AHHHHHHHHHH!: Sarah Jessica Parker leaving her townhouse in New York (pics start here)

CHEATERS: Eddie Cibrian surfing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Bar Refaeli at the French Open in Paris (pics start here)

SKANKS: Pamela Anderson arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

HORRIBLE ACTORS: Josh Hartnett leaving Cafe Gitane in New York (pics start here)

BORING CHICKS: Kate Walsh arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

CHICKS WEARING RINGS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE: Hilary Duff shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Keira Knightley and her boyfriend James Righton out and about in Venice (pics start here)

AHHHHHHHHHH!: Donatella Versace at the 2011 El Museo Gala in New York (pics start here)

FATTIES: Pink leaving Neptune's Net restaurant in Malibu (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Alessandra Ambrosio at the Malibu Country Mart (pics start here)

BUTTS: Rihanna arriving at LAX aiport (pics start here)

AHHHHHHHHHH!: Tori Spelling leaving the Malibu Country Mart (pics start here)

BIKINIS: Aubrey O'Day at a photoshoot in Malibu (pics start here)

WHORES: Holly Madison hosting a Memorial Day Weekend Party at Blush Boutique nightclub inside The Wynn in Las Vegas (pics start here)

PLEASE DIE: The Situation and JWoww out and about in Florence, Italy (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Model Kim Lee hosting The Hangover 2 opening weekend celebebration party at Stuido 8 in San Jose (pics start here)

CHICKS WEARING RINGS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE: Kim Kardashian at Le Meridien Hotel in Monte Carlo, Monaco (pics start here)

BUTTS: Claudia Schiffer dropping her kids off at school in London (pics start here)

FATTIES: January Jones shopping at Albertson's in Hollywood (pics start here)

*218 pictures total in the gallery:

Sofia Vergara leaving the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York after making an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman (12/21)

I was going to post a lengthy holiday greeting message wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas, but then I found this picture of Sofia Vergara's impossibly perfect ass. This is way better.

*5 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

Contestants walking the runway at the 2010 Miss Universe Australia pageant in Sydney last month

Cutting things short today since everybody has the day off because of the holiday. And what a classic holiday it is. I think it'd be nice for everybody to leave a comment on this post explaining what the 5th of July means to you as a patriotic American.

NOTE: In honor of America's declaration of independence from the oppressive British 234 years ago, um, yesterday, enjoy this gallery of pictures from the Miss Universe Australia pageant. USA! USA! USA!

*21 photos total in the gallery:

Happy Memorial Day!

Condensing a day's worth of material down to one post for the holiday. Normal schedule of posting will resume tomorrow morning. Enjoy.

Bikini Pics: Halle Berry in Miami (pics here)

Bikini Pics: Sheryl Cole at Paradise Island in The Bahamas (pics here)

Beautiful People: Megan Fox showing off her bra at LAX (pics here)

Crazy Chicks: Britney Spears out and about in Westwood (pics here)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!: Tara Reid in a bikini at the Palms in Las Vegas (pic here)

Alcoholics: Lindsay Lohan arriving to a friend's house in Venice Beach (pics here)

Bikini Pics: Brazilian model Nicole Bahls at Pepe Beach in Rio de Janeiro (pics here)

Beautiful People: Sophia Bush shopping at the Switch boutique in Beverly Hills (pics here)

A Little Something for the Ladies: Matthew McConaughey outside his home in Malibu (pics here)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!: Sarah Jessica Parker and her haunted hands at Heathrow airport in London (pic here)

Trannies: Lady Gaga performing at the LG Birmingham Arena in England (pics here)

Gold Diggers: Nick Cannon cruising around Malibu with Mariah Carey . . . in her Rolls Royce (pics here)

Bikini Pics: Kelly Rowland at the beach in Miami (pics here)

Beautiful People: Salma Hayek at the French Open in Paris (pics here)

MILFs: Jessica Alba leaving her house in Westwood (pics here)

Supermodels: Alessandra Ambrosio's sexy new shoot for Bo.Bo (pics here)

Bikini Pics: Phoebe Price at the beach in Cannes (pics here)

Wife Beaters: Chris Brown leaving MIA nightclub in Miami (pics here)

Douche Bags: Jersey Shore's Ronnie Magro at JET nightclub in Las Vegas (pics here)

Bikini Pics: Adrianne Curry POV bikini pic at Santa Monica Beach (pic here)

*218 pics total in the gallery:

Happy Veterans Days

To all the veterans and active personel, thanks for protecting my right to make dick jokes for a living. You rock.

Coolest thing you'll see all day (besides the kick-ass gallery of old WWII photos posted below): Dogs welcoming home soldiers

Holly Madison and her fake boobs wish everyone a Happy Memorial Day

Condensing a day's worth of material down to one post for the holiday. Normal schedule of posting will resume tomorrow morning. Enjoy.

Bikinis: Hayden Panettiere (with James Blunt) in Cannes on Saturday (pics here); Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Friday (pics here); Phoebe Price in Cannes late last week (pics here)

Douche Bags: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt filming a promo for I'm A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here in L.A. on Saturday (pics here); Jean-Claude Van Damme in the VIP area at the Chopard Charity Party in Cannes on Saturday (pics here)

Whores: Paris Hilton at the Inglorious Basterds premiere at Cannes late last week (pics here)

Hot Chicks: Kate Beckinsale at Heathrow Airport on Sunday (pics here); Sophia Bush shopping in Beverly Hills on Friday (pics here)

WTF?: Halle Berry and her new lesbian hairdo in Marina Del Rey on Saturday (pics here)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!: Arnold Schwarzenegger and his old man knees in Brentwood on Saturday (pics here); Courtney Love leaving the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood on Saturday (pics here)

Butts: Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on Saturday (pics here)

Nip Slips: Italian actress Seno Scoperto at the premiere of Visage at Cannes on Sunday (pics here)

A Little Something for the Ladies: Matthew McConaughey playing tennis in Malibu on Saturday (pics here)

Pissed Off Celebs: Natasha Henstridge leaving the Brentwood Country Mart on Saturday (pics here)