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Hilary Swank is featured in this months' W magazine. The actress reveals that she's such a health freak she takes 45 supplements a day. W says:

A devotee of celebrity nutritionist Oz Garcia for the past seven years, Swank sees her regimen as one of the secrets to her success. "Oz has changed my life. The Longevity Pak is so awesome," she says, eyes shining. (And later, as if the sack of supplements wasn't enough, she excuses herself so that a visiting nurse can give her a vitamin injection.) (Source)

Vitamin injections? Since when is testosterone considered a vitamin? On a positive note, if Hilary can put on just a few more pounds of muscle, the Yankees have promised to sign her to DH.

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Continuing the popular SUMMER IS HERE bikini series, here's Oscar-winner/penis-tucker Hilary Swank at the Hotel Regina in Paris earlier this week. Normally this is the part of the story where I write something funny, perhaps about Hilary's manish figure or stupid hat (gone fishin'?). I don't really have to do that this time. That look of confusion/disgust/ befuddlement/disorientation on her boyfriend's face is doing all the work for me.

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More of Hilary Swank and her boyfriend John Campisi after the jump...

If you thought Jessica Biel’s Valentino dress she wore to the Golden Globes earlier this week looked a little familiar, you were right. Hilary Swank wore the same thing to Vanity Fair's Oscar party in 2004. Biel is claiming that Valentino lied to her when he said that no one had worn the dress before:

"I loved this dress and felt great in it," Biel said in a statement Tuesday, "It is unfortunate that I was told by Valentino no one had ever worn the gown before, but I think Hilary has amazing style, and I'm flattered we share the same taste."

Not to be outdone, Valentino also issued a statement, though he didn’t specifically mention the Biel situation:

"Valentino dresses are timeless, and each woman brings to them her own interpretation. Two beautiful actresses can be different and great even in the same dress."

And for good measure, here’s Treena Lombardo, fashion market director at W magazine, telling us her opinion about the situation:

"So who’s to blame? Ultimately, it's the responsibility of Biel's stylist and Valentino's public-relations team to research gowns to be sure they haven't been worn to high-profile events before. But in the harriedness of the season, people are just doing their best with a lot of gowns flying in and out of hotel rooms."

Here we go again with these damn fashion designers up to their no good hijinks again. I don’t know how many times I have to say it: trust no one in the world of high fashion. Last year Calvin Klein dressed Brad Pitt and me in the same “one-of-a-kind” pinstripe suit at the Oscars. Even though my ass looked way better, Brad made all the magazine covers. It’s like I did that last set of squats for nothing! That's the last time I do that son-of-a-bitch of a favor.

Thank God the Scoop released news that Academy Award winner Hilary Swank, starring as a teacher in her new roll "Freedom Writers," actually never graduated from high school -- if not, I might have never had a chance to post that pic.

“I’m not proud to say I’m a high-school dropout,” admitted Swank. “I’m not proud that that’s something that happened, but it happened. I think school is really, really important and we have an education problem in this country and it’s a shame. It’s a shame for any kid to feel hopeless about their future.”

Hilary is just being modest, kids. I also was on the "get hooked on ... 'substances'" route in high school. If Hilary and I can both drop out of school and become successful, I know you can too! Hilary got her Oscar, and I got exclusive distribution rights from the SoCal branch of the Columbian drug cartel. Isn't the point of school to get you a good job anyway? I made a G today! But I made it in a sleazy way ...