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Hilary Duff on the set of Law & Order in the Spanish Harlem section of New York (3/24)

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Hilary Duff arriving to a casting call in Hollywood (3/19)

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Chick fight! Chick fight!

Hilary Duff and Faye Dunaway are fighting. Wait, what? After finding out Hilary would be reprising her role as Bonnie in the remake of The Story of Bonnie and Clyde, Dunaway reportedly remarked: "Couldn't they have at least cast a real actress?" Duff -- the star of such classics as Cheaper by the Dozen and Cheaper by the Dozen 2 -- was not pleased with the catty remark. She told E!:

"I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don't even know who she is, so you know . . . I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too." (Source)

This really isn't a fair fight. Faye has a Best Actress Oscar and has been nominated for two others. Hilary has a Kid's Choice Award for "Cutest Lip Gloss." If this was a knife fight, Faye would have a 12-inch Ka-Bar with a serrated edge and Hilary would have a piece of rope. Hilary needs to shut the hell up. Now.

Mike Comrie and Hilary Duff in the Bahamas (1/22)

Attention Hilary Duff's boyfriend Mike Comrie: She's probably cheating on you with that pussy from The Notebook (that one movie where Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams die in each other's arms at the end) . . . I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I mean about The Notebook. I just assumed you had already seen it. My bad. From the National Enquirer:

Former Disney child stars Hilary Duff and Ryan Gosling exchanged phone numbers after flirting openly all night at Hollywood's Bardot on Jan. 5. Hilary's hockey player boyfriend (Mike Comrie) might not like that! (Print Edition - 1/26)

Wait, that guy's a hockey player? I thought hockey players were supposed to be big and strong and intimidating. Look at the guy. He doesn't even know how to properly drag a woman away. Everyone knows you have to wrap your arms around the torso for even weight distribution. You try pulling a woman into your cargo van with your arms wrapped around her shoulders like that. Am I right fellas or am I right! High five!

Hilary Duff bikini pics!

Hilary Duff in the Bahamas on Saturday

Hilary Duff leaving Bardot nightclub in Hollywood (1/5)

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Hilary Duff leaving Bardot nightclub in Hollywood (12/6)

Hilary Duff claims she never told Elle magazine back in 2006 she was a virgin. So, ya know, if that's been bugging you, now you can finally sleep at night. Duff told the January edition of Maxim:

You know what? I was quoted saying I was a virgin, but I absolutely did not say that. That’s nobody’s business but my own. Somehow it turned into a bad thing! (Source)

Hilary's actually right. Being known as a virgin is a bad thing . . . for a celebrity's career. Just look at Paris, Lindsay, and Britney. Once they became known as walking semen receptacles, their careers really took off. So let this be a lesson to all of you young women out there thinking about saving your virginity -- the best way for the doors of opportunity to be opened is by opening your legs.*

*FYI: I'm available for church youth group inspirational sermons

[Pacific Coast News]

Hilary Duff leaving Robeks Juice in Toluca Lake (10/9)

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[Flynet]

Hilary Duff in FHM magazine

Hilary Duff is slowly shedding her good girl image. The singer was seen getting drunk over the weekend in a New York City club and giving lap dances to a "mystery man." The Daily News says:

The former child star was at Tenjune till 2:30 a.m. giving lap dances to her new mystery man, a Joel Madden look-alike. Duff and her entourage were seen drinking Veuve Clicquot straight from the bottle, but she still looked sheepish when the deejay played her new song, "Wake Up," and seemed to need assistance walking up the stairs. Maybe it was the stilettos. (Source)

So a former child star got drunk? Big deal. She still has a ways to go to complete the "Former Child Star Eight Step Program" I devised after years of research. It goes like this: Fame at an Early Age --> Alcohol Addiction --> Missed Credit Card Payment  --> Playboy --> Missed Car Payment  --> Straight Porn --> Missed Mortgage Payment --> Girl on Girl Porn.

That's trademarked so don't even think about stealing it. I'm talking to you People magazine.