Archive: Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff leaving Robeks Juice in Toluca Lake (10/9)

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+ Melanie Brown is Back in Her Lingerie [Egotastic!]
+ Angela Lindvall’s sizzling bikini photoshoot [Popoholic]
+ Christie Brinkley takes out a restraining order against her ex [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Why does Bruce Willis look homeless [Dlisted]
+ I dare you not to look at this picture of Uma Thurman topless (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Jude Law’s mustache comes out of hiding [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Roselyn Sanchez is yummy [Lossip]

+ Nikki Blonsky Says Airport Fight ‘Destroyed Her Family’ [Yeeeah!]
+ The Olsens refuse to grow up [CityRag]
+ Angelina Jolie had a tummy tuck [popbytes]
+ Paris Hilton has some advice for Sarah Palin [Gabby Babble]

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Hilary Duff in FHM magazine

Hilary Duff is slowly shedding her good girl image. The singer was seen getting drunk over the weekend in a New York City club and giving lap dances to a “mystery man.” The Daily News says:

The former child star was at Tenjune till 2:30 a.m. giving lap dances to her new mystery man, a Joel Madden look-alike. Duff and her entourage were seen drinking Veuve Clicquot straight from the bottle, but she still looked sheepish when the deejay played her new song, “Wake Up,” and seemed to need assistance walking up the stairs. Maybe it was the stilettos. (Source)

So a former child star got drunk? Big deal. She still has a ways to go to complete the “Former Child Star Eight Step Program” I devised after years of research. It goes like this: Fame at an Early Age –> Alcohol Addiction –> Missed Credit Card Payment  –> Playboy –> Missed Car Payment  –> Straight Porn –> Missed Mortgage Payment –> Girl on Girl Porn.

That’s trademarked so don’t even think about stealing it. I’m talking to you People magazine.

Hilary Duff filming Greta in New Jersey yesterday

Rule #2 of bachelorhood: Don’t mix your reds and your whites . . . they’ll just turn everything pink. Apparently Hillary didn’t get the memo. Rule #1: nine day old pizza is still edible if you’re hungry, lazy, and you can reach it from your couch. Don’t act like you haven’t done it before.

Hilary Duff bikini pics

Independence Day is officially my new favorite holiday for two reasons: 1. Hundreds of celebrity bikini candids *and* 2. Drunken passes at my cousin at the family barbecue. I love you freedom. And beer. Anyways, here’s Hilary Duff in Malibu yesterday celebrating the Fourth of July.

[Pacific Coast News]

19-year-old Hilary Duff was seen partying late into the night with manwhore Brody Jenner at Josephs in Hollywood. While leaving she flipped off the paparazzi assembled outside the club …[awkward segue]… According to the Social Security Administration, Hilary was the 282nd most popular girl’s name in 1987. Take that Tammy and Karla!

Avril Lavigne is still feuding with Hilary Duff. The two went to great lengths to make sure they didn’t run into each other at last week’s Maxim Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort. Even though handlers scheduled their arrivals at separate times the pair still ran into each other on the red carpet. From Metro New York magazine:

The situation created some “definite tension,” and not long afterwards, an upset Avril was “threatening to take off” and “driving everyone crazy.”

*Yawn* In other more-lesbianish Maxim Hot 100 Party news:

Fellow revelers were wondering what Sophia Bush was up to when she reportedly cut the line to the bathroom and entered with two friends, and reports Metro New York, “stayed in the stall for a long, flush-free stretch of time.” (Source)

Hmmmm … my gut is telling me Sophia and her friends were either playing board games or having crazy lesbian sex … maybe both. Yes, it is possible. Have you ever played the adult version of Monopoly? Trust me, you do not want to land on Boardwalk if I have a hotel on that sucker.*

*Trust me

Avril Lavigne

Hilary Duff

Sophia Bush

Hilary Duff out and about in Hollywood on Tuesday

A few more of Hilary after the jump…

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Hilary Duff partying in South Beach on New Year’s Eve