Hilaria Baldwin

Hilaria Baldwin teach yoga in New York last December

Wow, this lawsuit sounds like it's not gonna get thrown out of court at all . . . from the New York Daily News:

A lower Manhattan man says he was injured while taking a yoga class from Alec Baldwin's wife. In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Spencer Wolff says he suffered "serious" and "severe" injuries and "emotional upset" during Hilaria Thomas' Jan. 15 class at Yoga Vida. The suit doesn't specify how Wolff was injured, but it blames the "overcrowded" class and Thomas' "negligence" as two causes of his alleged accident. Thomas, who married the actor in June, is pregnant with the couple's first child. She has been teaching yoga since 2005, according to the University Place studio's website.

Look, I know that it's fun shitting on anything Baldwin, but I'm nothing if not thoughtful, fair-minded, and hung. Now before I cast judgement on this ambulance chaser, I want to know how a pregnant woman as small as Hilaria can hurt an adult male simply by way of yoga? Something smells fishy -- and I don't just mean her usual clientele. I don't care how overcrowded the class is -- if I can't transition from the Yoga Warrior II to the Downward Dog Split position without getting accidentally fisted, then I'll go ahead and cancel my membership. Spencer Wolff, my friend, you are a pussy.

*7 Hilaria Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Hilaria Baldwin in New Orleans (2/3)

Here's some pics of Alec Baldwin's newly-pregnant wife Hilaria in a bikini on Sunday. Some people think it's wrong to post bikini pictures of pregnant women. Others think Alec Baldwin is an asshole, so fuck him.

*15 Hilaria Baldwin bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Hilaria Baldwin on the set of The Grove in Hollywood (1/28)

They've been married less than a year, but In Touch Weekly claims 54-year-old Alec Baldwin has already knocked up his 29-year-old wife Hilaria Thomas. Uh oh, I hope Viagra doesn't cause birth defects. From In Touch Weekly:

"Hilaria has told only really close friends and family she is pregnant, only a close circle she trusts," a good friend of Hilaria's tells In Touch. "They are both so excited and Alec is so in love with her. She says she is so in love with Alec and he tells all her friends that she is the best thing that has ever happened to him."

Recent photos of the fitness instructor have hinted at her pregnancy, as her stomach has been showing the slightest hint of a baby bump.

"[Hilaria] has not said much to anyone as far as how far along she is," our insider says. "She is so healthy and a yoga freak, so everyone could tell right away something was different."

Alec already has one kid, a daughter, with Kim Basinger, so he's probably hoping for a son this time around. I bet he's already daydreaming about tossing the old pigskin around with little Johnny in the backya--"AHHHH MY HIP! GET ME SOME FUCKING ASPIRIN!"

*20 Hilaria Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Hilaria Baldwin launching PETA's global cruelty-free shopping guide at The Body Shop in New York (12/5)

Hilaria Thomas was a yoga instructor this time last year and now she's the face of PETA's annual cruelty free shopping guide, which she debuted yesterday in New York. So how did she go from yoga instructor to PETA spokesman? She changed her name from "Thomas" to "Baldwin" by marrying Alec. But I'm sure she still would have been the face of some kind of national campaign even if she had never married Alec. That happens to chicks all the time who are good at Downward-Facing Dog.

*15 Hilaria Thomas pictures total in the gallery: