Helena Christensen in Ischia, Italy (7/12)
+ Christina Brinkley looks, um, interesting [
Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ashley Greene is all sweaty [
Popoholic]
+ Guess who might be banging Charlize Theron . . . [
Just Jared]
+ Lauren Pope upskirt [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Oh
Megan Fox, I would do naughty things to you [
Caught on Set]
+ Trend spotting: celebrities in white bikinis [
Celebuzz]
+ Prince Harry's new girlfriend is pretty hot [
moejackson]
+ Good luck with that, Blake Lively [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Guess that celebrity bikini ass . . . [
CityRag]
LIST OF THE DAY:
5 of the most terrible ladies of hip hip*30 Helena Christensen bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova in the winter issue of i-D Magazine And then they get naked! *high five* . . . Oh, you thought there was gonna be a joke in this post? My bad. Here's one from co-writer Woody (true story: he told this joke at open mic night and was rewarded with stone cold silence from the audience):
After his wife's water breaks, Jack rushes his wife to the hospital, eagerly anticipating the birth of their first child. After spending what seems like an eternity in the waiting room, a doctor covered in blood sits down next to Jack.
Jack: "What's wrong?!? Is everything OK?!?"
Doctor.: "I'm afraid I have some good news and I have some bad news."
Jack: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor.: "The bad news is I'm afraid we lost the baby."
Jack: "NOOOOO!!!!"
Doctor. "But the good news is you're single!"
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer, and Eva Herzigova nude, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
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