"This is the hussy that's cheating on me."
Damn, I really thought the seventh marriage would be the charm for Larry King. The National Enquirer is reporting that Larry King's "young wife" Shawn King (she's 48 lol) has been having a year-long affair with "hunky" B-list actor Hector Penate. From the mag:
The Enquirer blockbuster investigation uncovered that Shawn and Hector were so brazen in their adulterous tryst they even made love on the 74 year-old talk show host's desk at home. Their illicit affair began to unravel when Shawn' dependence on the powerful painkiller Vicodin deepened but it didn't end until a livid Larry confronted Penate, sources divulged.The Enquirer first learned about the clandestine affair between the talk show host's lithesome wife and their son's baseball coach months ago but we chose not to publish the explosive details until they were corroborated by multiple sources. (Source)
I laughed until I cried, then cried until I laughed. Is it Christmas already? Because this story is so funny, it should be turned into a sitcom starring Andy Griffith and the girl who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House. Larry, how does it feel to be a cuckold? If you've ever wondered if your wife looked at you as just a fat wallet with a wrinkled set of balls, then wonder no more. How exactly did you find out that your son's baseball coach was deep-drilling your wife? Was it the paper weight that smelled like vinegar? How's this for irony: Hector must have told your son and your wife to "choke up on the bat," but with entirely different outcomes.
