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Heather Locklear in Hawaii (Apr. '08)
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Heather Locklear was not set up
TMZ posted a story late yesterday saying Heather Locklear was basically set up to be arrested Saturday in Montecito, a wealthy enclave just outside of Santa Barbara. The story goes that Jill Ishkanian, a disgruntled former Us Weekly staffer, called police to report that Heather was driving erratically after leaving a market in Montecito -- even though Heather hadn't even driven away yet. Ishkanian then called the paparazzi to get pictures of the arrest. TMZ adds:
And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it's already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.Sound underhanded? That's what we're thinking ... (Source)
So she was definitely set up, right? A source told OK! magazine:
"Heather was by herself and chatted with a fan as she left the store. Heather seemed disoriented. She fumbled to find her glasses and her wallet. Then she repeatedly opened and closed all the doors of her car and the trunk."
OK, so Heather's a little eccentric. It doesn't mean she was on anything . . .
"There were only three cars in the parking lot," adds the source, "but she seemed confused as to which one was hers! When she left the lot, she drove over her glasses, backing over them twice before exiting out onto East Valley Road."
So? People run over their sunglasses all the time. I still don't see what the big deal is . . .
"[Heather] parked the car along the road, which has no shoulder,” says the source. “Then it got worse. Heather tried to push it down the road." (Source)
Holy shit, bitch was high as a motherfucker!
NOTE: This might be the easiest DUI prosecution in history. You don't even really need witnesses. "Exhibit A: Heather Locklear's mug shot . . . the prosecution rests."
Heather Locklear's mug shot
Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday afternoon in the wealthy town of Montecito, California on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication. Us Weekly says:
Locklear, 47, was pulled over by California Highway Patrol after a resident reported that she was driving "erratically." Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall told the AP that the responding officer spotted Locklear's car parked on a state highway blocking a lane. "In talking with her, the officer determines that she seems to be under the influence of something," Marshall said. Locklear was taken into custody, tested for drugs and alcohol, booked and released. (Source)
In Locklear's defense, it's crazy how much that state highway looks like a parking lot when you're high on Vicodin and Percocet.
NOTE: Is anybody else as turned on by that mug shot as I am? Dilated pupils are so damn sexy.
Richie Sambora and Denise Richards in Hawaii (1/2007)
Even though Denise Richards claimed on her reality show -- a show in which she's supposedly "setting the record straight" -- that she never stole Richie Sambora away from friend Heather Locklear, Denise Richards definitley stole Richie Sambora away from friend Heather Locklear. A source told the New York Post:
"Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him. Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and [now ex-husband] Charlie [Sheen] split up - there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later - not months - Denise starts dating Richie. For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren't friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that's just absurd and an outright lie." (Source)
Can you really blame Denise for stealing away such a magnificent physical specimen like Richie Sambora? She couldn't help it. So what if his eyes have more bags than a bellhop? Big deal if he's still a fan of the mullet? And who cares if he looks like he's smuggling illegals in his stomach? The bottom line is that he was perfect for Denise -- both use their mouth to pay the bills.
Heather Locklear is drunk
Heather Locklear got absolutely wasted over the weekend at Coco de Ville nightclub in Hollywood. Now based on my knowledge of upper class gang signs, it looks like Heather is claiming Malibu Crips. No way Meg Ryan and the rest of the Beverly Hills Bloods lets such a bold action stand. Expect violence.
Heather Locklear in Hawaii (4/29)
I don't even care that these pictures of me flirting with Heather Locklear were leaked. Go ahead, mock me.
Heather Locklear filming her new film Flirting with 40 in Hawaii (4/23)
For those of you that didn't already hate Bon Jovi, realize that Richie Sambora has banged 25% of the women currently on the front page of Celebslam -- 37% if you count that BJ from Oprah as "sex."
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Believe it or not things are happening in the celebrity world that don't involve either Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. Take Heather Locklear for example. Here she is in Malibu earlier this week doing what she does best, aging.
Heather Locklear shopping for candids in the West Village
More Heather Locklear pictures after the jump...
Heather Locklear has been on a bit of a spending spree lately. Even though she gets to keep the $6 million house she shared with ex-husband Richie Sambora, the former Melrose Place star just purchased a $1.25 million Beverly Hills condo. And she's also buying a lot of useless crap for rumored boyfriend David Spade. From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:
And although hubba-hubba Heather's coyly denying a hot 'n' heavy hookup with David Spade, My Spies tell me she's showering the diminutive dude with thou$and$ of bling-things like golden skulls with diamond-eyes, bracelets and necklaces. And shoe lifts. (Source)
I totally added that last line. After all we are talking about David Spade. He's got Gary Coleman beat by like two inches--though below the belt it's probably a different story (I have it on good authority that Gary swings the lumber). If I would have known Heather was into short has-beens with dumpy bodies, I'd have given her my sister-in-law's number. If you can get over her five-o-clock shadow and jealous streak, she's an absolute keeper.
