Heather Locklear


Heather Locklear and Dr. Marc Mani leaving Riva Bella restaurant in Beverly Hills (4/16)

Heather Locklear is dating her dream man. Yes, I'm talking about a plastic surgeon (who apparently doesn't know how zippers work). From the New York Post:
Heather Locklear is dating Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Marc Mani, sources exclusively tell Page Six. The "Dynasty" actress, 51, who was previously married to Motley Crue's drummer Tommy Lee and then Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, appears to have sworn off rock bad boys after getting close to dashing Mani, who appeared on TLC's Plastic Surgery Beverly Hills. One source sniped, "He's also helpful for getting some work done."
I really try not to be a Judging Judy, but I'll throw my two cents in and say that this relationship really isn't a good idea for Heather or her hack-to-be. Heather's had so much surgery done to her once awesome face that the only way her career could continue is if she plays "Mumbling Zombie #4" on The Walking Dead. Unless Dr. Mani has figured out a procedure to fix Halloween masks that were left out in the sun for too long, chances are he won't be enhancing his practice by taking Lara Flynn Boyle's doppelganger as a client.

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Heather Locklear leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (2/3)

Heather Locklear will not be facing charges for hitting and killing that innocent "no parking" sign two months ago in Westlake Village. But it had a family! From TMZ:
The cops investigated but could not place Heather behind the wheel of the BMW in question. Cops then sent the case to the D.A. for further investigation. Cops investigated again and sent it back.

Now, the Ventura County D.A. has officially rejected the case.  The D.A. cites "insufficient evidence ... to establish who the driver of the vehicle was ..." We want to know -- how many tax dollars were spent investigating this?  Ridiculous.

The Santa Barbara D.A. says this will not be a violation of her probation.
Doesn't the Ventura County D.A.'s office have something better to do than hunt down "The Parking Sign Killer"? You know, important stuff like unsolved murders, robberies, and cats stuck in trees. Of course, getting locked up and having to endure "the pokey" wouldn't be anything new for Heather -- especially when you consider she used to be married to Tommy Lee.

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Heather Locklear arrested for hit and run

Heather Locklear was arrested for hit and run last Saturday after hitting a jogger and then racing from the scene! I'm totally kidding. She hit a "no parking" sign. From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ at around 4 AM, someone heard a crash near North Ranch Country Club in Westlake Village, CA. The person who heard the crash didn't call the Ventura County Sheriff's Department until 7:48 PM that night. Deputies went out to the area and found a knocked over "no parking" sign and obvious signs of a car that went up the curb, striking the sign.  

Deputies confirmed through investigation that the car in question was Locklear's black BMW. The collision was very close to Locklear's home. Deputies then went to Locklear's home, saw damage to the BMW that was consistent with the collision, and arrested her for hit-and-run.

The offense is a misdemeanor, so Locklear was not taken into custody -- just cited and released. An official from the Ventura County Sheriff's Department tells TMZ a hit-and-run citation constitutes an "arrest."
In Heather's defense, the last time she got drunk and drove up on that curb, the sign wasn't there. I mean, I think it goes without saying that you're not supposed to park on a curb. We don't need a sign to remind us. I don't know, something just smells fishy about all this, almost like the sign was placed on that curb for her to hit. Hmmmmmm. Rest assured, like Heather and a 1.75 liter bottle of Grey Goose, I will get to the bottom of this.

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Heather Locklear on the set of Melrose Place in L.A. (10/16)

+ Marisa Miller getting naked changing bikinis! [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Can we please stop talking about this? [PopEater]
+ Kim Kardashian is a huge star [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Abi Titmus upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart share a dark secret [DailyFill]

+ 90's toy quiz. Did your parents love you? [College Humor]
+ Karina Jelinek is topless [Holy Taco]
+ Heidi Montag in eff me boots [Newstoob]
+ I heart wet t-shirt contests [Double Viking]

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